I live in Melbourne, Australia. I enjoy travelling, swimming and zombie movies. I used to be a high school teacher but haven't done any teaching for a few years. I travel around a lot house sitting where I look after people's pets while they're away. In between house sits I live out of my van. Just me, my guitar and telescope and the open road. I do odd jobs but work very little. I don't need much money because I don't pay rent and I don't have a girlfriend any more. I started doing stand up comedy but I don't think my style of humour was appreciated so much in politically correct Melbourne. Now I make funny (and some serious) YouTube videos.