Women "stink" more than men

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Yes, there are some odor challenged brothers out there, but after the experience of living with several women I’ve concluded they take the bad olfactory award hands down.
Walking into the bathroom after one of them take a dump is akin to sitting in a yard with a septic tank overflow. Add to that stinky perfume, farts, breath and natural flora – if you find yourself in too close proximity it is best to master the technique of mouth breathing!

[Anonymous 3]

When they’re young most of them don’t understand proper hygiene, but since they don’t really do much activity and are usually thinner it’s not too bad. As they get older, even if their hygiene gets better, they do often smell. Especially American women, who of all women seem to be the most unclean.

[Truthseeker82Participant 6406]

Good point Phoenix. Especially about American ladies. Years ago I banged one who was in her early 40s. Post wall but not bad looking and was thin. When the panties came off I wasn’t sure if I was in her bedroom or a fish market – and I’m not talking about fresh catch of the day either!

[Joey AlfioParticipant]

Anybody whose been down there will 100% agree with you.

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[FrostByteParticipant 19005]

I worked a night shift for a time and the woman on 2nd shift, her pussy stunk so bad we had push her chair out in the hall to give us relief from the odor that wafted from her chair.

After a while of seeing use do that (now the hall stunk), management had to talk to her about her odor and ended up sending her home a few times till she got the point.

If you rescue a damsel in distress, all you will get is a distressed damsel.

[SamsquanchParticipant 4226]

While I was dating, more often than not the girl I’d meet with had a smell to her that was unattractive. It was more bad breath than body odor though. Several relatively attractive women who wouldn’t take 2 minutes to brush their teefs before a date. I realized it turned me off pretty quickly.
On the other end of the smell spectrum, their perfumes would always give me a headache. Some broads put so much on that you can smell them from a quarter mile away. Before my ex and I would go out, she would douse herself in cheap Bath N’ Body perfume and I would have to ride in the car with the window open. Even after telling her several times, she never used any less perfume.
Mix all that in with a pussy they refuse to rinse out, and yea, they stink more than most men I know.

[RennieParticipant]

Yup they do, especially the ones that don’t take care of themselves properly.

It’s reminders like these, that chill my sex drive.

But if they didn’t stink, they would have a valid excuse to treat us men as subhuman. So in a way, it’s sort of humbling to them, even though the concept of humility is mostly lost on them.

[HitmanParticipant]

That’s why they invented perfume. .whore bath.
To cover up the foul smells of the weeemins…

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Joey Alfio wrote:

Anybody whose been down there will 100% agree with you.

It’s not even really an opinion.

80% of women dont shower every day:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2969141/As-revealed-80-cent-women-dont-shower-day-guess-women-showers-just-week.html

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11427875/Four-out-of-five-women-dont-shower-every-day.html

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[Mr. SpockParticipant 10922]

Truthseeker82 wrote:

Yes, there are some odor challenged brothers out there, but after the experience of living with several women I’ve concluded they take the bad olfactory award hands down.
Walking into the bathroom after one of them take a dump is akin to sitting in a yard with a septic tank overflow. Add to that stinky perfume, farts, breath and natural flora – if you find yourself in too close proximity it is best to master the technique of mouth breathing!

Throw in the awful smell of used tampons and the bathroom can be considered a Haz-Mat Zone. NASTY!
Is it REALLY that hard to wrap up the used tampons before discarding them? You’d think that the way women went through toilet paper that they’d be more than happy to oblige since they are masters of using excessive toilet paper.
To me, there is no excuse for lack of hygiene. It’s just laziness and lack of pride on their part. I always shower after I work, work-out or simply get up out of bed. No one should have to smell my nasty scents. My ex would go days without showering and she was a heavier woman. Sometimes she would by some girly body scent and spray it all over herself rather than take ten minutes out to shower. Disgusting!

Feminism isn't about equality with men, it's about leverage over men.

[Anonymous 11]

George Carlin would be pleased. May God rest his soul without ever resting his spirit. I remember Dane Cook from many years ago, that’s one funny motherf~~~er there.

[RennieParticipant]

They should be forced to have a toxic waste facility come pick up their used hygiene products, so they are reminded every day of how disgusting they are.

Certainly doesn’t belong in the garbage. The garbage dump is too good for that kind of stuff.

[The_YoungParticipant 1073]

I got a good one, and it throws all of your stories under the table (sorry).

I was getting busy with a younger girl. She was 16, but I was 20 and in Canada so its legal. We both got home, and were both in the mood so we went right into it. So I take off her panties, play with her ass cheeks a bit and explore, and what do I see? There was some dirt on her..no wait..Is that..S~~~? Her f~~~ing butthole was covered in s~~~. Even on her outer crack, as if she purposely spread it all over the f~~~ing place. Had ai been any more eager than I already was, I would have gotten a mouthful of brown brown.

F~~~ me, man..

Brother, we need to stick together.

[TriviumParticipant 1029]

And yet they’ll get offended when you send them a link for a coupon

http://vagisil.com/prohydrate-natural-feel-coupon/

"Listen to all, Follow none"

[Anonymous 11]

The_Young wrote:

I got a good one, and it throws all of your stories under the table (sorry).

I was getting busy with a younger girl. She was 16, but I was 20 and in Canada so its legal. We both got home, and were both in the mood so we went right into it. So I take off her panties, play with her ass cheeks a bit and explore, and what do I see? There was some dirt on her..no wait..Is that..S~~~? Her f~~~ing butthole was covered in s~~~. Even on her outer crack, as if she purposely spread it all over the f~~~ing place. Had ai been any more eager than I already was, I would have gotten a mouthful of brown brown.

F~~~ me, man..

So she hasn’t been taught how to clean her ass in the shower, is she still 16? I’ll teach her.

[TriviumParticipant 1029]

Samsquanch wrote:

On the other end of the smell spectrum, their perfumes would always give me a headache. Some broads put so much on that you can smell them from a quarter mile away. Before my ex and I would go out, she would douse herself in cheap Bath N’ Body perfume and I would have to ride in the car with the window open. Even after telling her several times, she never used any less perfume.

I can totally relate to this. There’s a woman at work who wears so much perfume you literally have to hold your breath when you get into an elevator she has been in. I go to lunch an hour earlier now because her perfume would stink up the entire lunchroom and even attach itself to the foodstuff. There’s nothing worse than a sandwich that smells like cheap perfume. At least a guy you only have to tell once or twice not to use so much f~~~ing cologne and they’ll either take the hint or shrug it off. If you give the same criticism to a woman she will almost always call you names even when you mean well.

"Listen to all, Follow none"

[KeymasterKeymaster]

Mr. Spock wrote:

Throw in the awful smell of used tampons and the bathroom can be considered a Haz-Mat Zone. NASTY!

The_Young wrote:

I got a good one, and it throws all of your stories under the table (sorry).

Though it’s not considered polite conversation amid mixed company, most of us are aware of the distasteful folkloric scuttlebutt surrounding repugnant vaginal aromas.

Ooh, that smell.

The first thing you’re likely to sniff in this wretched life is a deep, sobbing lungful of your mother’s afterbirth, yet that memory is usually too distant and traumatic to ever have a hope of salvaging. But after one passes the Age of Reason, you aren’t likely to forget the full-frontal face-slap of a rancid pussy, even after extensive psychotherapy.

And, if you’re like me, your first indelible whiff of it came via an older friend’s manual digit in the eternal tradition of “Hey, man, smell my finger.”

The older friend’s name was Mike. His girlfriend’s name was Carol. We all wore denim pants and denim jackets. Under a cold nighttime sky set aglow by an aggressively white moon, I sat atop a small concrete wall, waiting for Mike to kiss Carol goodnight. It took a while. He must have rounded first base and headed for third, for after bidding Carol adieu, Mike proudly marched over to me and held his f~~~-you finger an inch under my nostrils.

Carol’s afterstench was a heady, almost inebriating snoutful of urine and sea bass. It was there, on that concrete wall, where I concluded that a woman’s vagina could be a place wherein considerable evil dwelt.

Not many years later, in a gesture of male nobility, I was able to proffer my own finger to a younger friend, encouraging him to nasally sample the mucosal femalia from a calamari-redolent Italian girl I’d diddled an hour or so earlier. I had indulged in “heavy petting” with the hairy-lipped wop lass outside her parents’ house in West Philly, dropped her off, and drove deep out into the suburbs-and then took a quick dip in my friend’s backyard pool-before I let him smell my finger.

And yet it stank.

Strongly.

But perhaps the worst pussy I ever had the displeasure of smelling was attached to an alarmingly overweight woman of Dutch extraction with whom I shacked up during a period when my self-esteem was dangerously low. Once you got past the rolls and rolls of stretchmarked hog fat, there lay her bedraggled pussy, crowned with a sparse reddish thorn bush. Her c~~~ looked like a fat slice of ham swimming in white gravy. Her crotch was a boiling fumarole of noxious emissions, a stinking puddle of snatch-slop. Her discharges were colored a sickly silver, with the gloppy consistency of herring sauce. The smells which emerged from between her bloated, floppy legs ranged from rotted onion to burnt crab to odors which were so fetid, I must force myself to stop thinking of them lest I scream.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.

[EyeswideopenParticipant 2930]

Truthseeker82 wrote:

Good point Phoenix. Especially about American ladies. Years ago I banged one who was in her early 40s. Post wall but not bad looking and was thin. When the panties came off I wasn’t sure if I was in her bedroom or a fish market – and I’m not talking about fresh catch of the day either!

And I hazard that the probability of baseline odor increases exponentially as they age. With age, weight, lack of effort, and miles of shaft received also tends to increase – so it’s all logically consistent. I don’t think I could give oral to a lass over 30 anymore – the thought makes me quite ill. Even then, only after a 20+ minute dip in my heavily bromide hot tube.

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

[RennieParticipant]

Keymaster wrote:

But perhaps the worst pussy I ever had the displeasure of smelling was attached to an alarmingly overweight woman of Dutch extraction with whom I shacked up during a period when my self-esteem was dangerously low. Once you got past the rolls and rolls of stretchmarked hog fat, there lay her bedraggled pussy, crowned with a sparse reddish thorn bush. Her c~~~ looked like a fat slice of ham swimming…

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. *runs away having heard this horror story before*

[RumpoleParticipant 997]

Like God said when he saw Eve skinny-dipping, “Damn, I’ll never get that smell out of the fish.”

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