Unzip Me Out Of This Meatsuit

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Unzip me out of this meatsuit, body the shape of a Grapefruit. I must confess to profess when being undressed, I desire to transgress to blob of mess, unzip me out of this meatsuit

Don’t give me lip, help me unzip, no longer want to live in this repulsive meatsuit, give it the boot, unzip me out of this meatsuit

I desire to get rid of this spare tyre under all this attire, place this meatsuit in a funeral pyre, watch this skin sizzle in a blazing fire

Unzip me I plea, out of this meatsuit, cellulite, collagen no more tight a sore sight. No longer cute, unzip me out of this meatsuit

Intestinal worms, bacteria germs, need to come to terms, it’s all moot, unzip me out of this meatsuit

Took the wrong route, should of been more astute, skin grafts, profit projection graphs, breast enhance, calve implants, LGBT grants….. what a hoot, unzip me out of this meatsuit

[Anonymous 42]

Wassamatta? You gotta you dick stuck in’a you zippa?

[Gravel PitParticipant]

Pretty weird huh? Can’t say I disapprove of approve, it just is what it is. Weird self art s~~~.

And I can’t forget this “meat bag” reference.
The movie that absolutely ruined the name Casper, a perfectly good German name like Adolf. Skip to 3:46

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Next poem in the pipeline, “Paraffin Pete”

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