Report from the Front Lines

[~BSParticipant 3266]

the closest ive seen to unicorns are the ones that are legitimately a few steps slow… not the ones that act ditzy and “cute” to appear innocent, but the ones that couldn’t make it up the front steps of the hive mind.

It’s sad, but yes I am saying that the closest I’ve seen to unicorns are semi-retarded women. Any “normal unicorn”, with the help of the hive, would eventually figure out how to extract cash and prizes from her unsuspecting husband once she gets the tingles.

"He didn't marry until now, so he won't ever do it. Think about it, why would a man like him ever marry? It's too late to catch him. " ~some cunt

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