Chopping The Sausage

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Lying on the bed, helmet in hand bright red, beside a tub of Vaseline, thinking of things obscene like flicking the bean

Tugging away till the skin all flayed, visualisation during masturbation, ejaculation delayed

Expel on the belly, congealed like a plate of jelly, sticky substance kind of smelly

Cum face scowl, wipe off the little Colin’s with a moist towel. Disgusting habit, how fowl!

[Anonymous 42]

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Believe and absorb.

[Anonymous 42]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Believe and absorb.

F~~~ THAT!

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Anonymous wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Believe and absorb.

F~~~ THAT!

Why, what you scared of? Might discover the real you.

[Gravel PitParticipant]

LMAO my favorite part is Expel on the belly, congealed like a plate of jelly, but the whole thing really is something. LOL Good job sport

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Gravel Pit wrote:

LMAO my favorite part is Expel on the belly, congealed like a plate of jelly, but the whole thing really is something. LOL Good job sport

Keep your ears to the grindstone. Plenty more.

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

This isn’t the first time you talked about cuttin’ your dick off.

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

Black Mask wrote:

This isn’t the first time you talked about cuttin’ your dick off.

Black Mask wrote:

This isn’t the first time you talked about cuttin’ your dick off.

Masturbation my observant friend.

[ShineParticipant 1696]

Funny gutter humor, better than a mind in the sewer.

"Society is to blame" Denton

[Black MaskParticipant 1572]

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Masturbation my observant friend.

Oh, the bright red part confused me. Sounds like you beat little Colin raw before thinking about the vaseline.

"Man honesty is misogyny." - Patrice O'Neal

[iMickey503Participant 12465]

I’m listening to DeadMau5 Not exactly while reading this…

Um…

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

Colin Combover
gots his eye on you!

Feeling to good tonight.

Let’s turn up the Bass and fight!

You are all alone. If you have been falsely accused of RAPE, DV, PLEASE let all men know about the people who did this. http://register-her.net/web/guest/home

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

iMickey503 wrote:

I’m listening to DeadMau5 Not exactly while reading this…

Um…

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

Colin Combover
gots his eye on you!

Feeling to good tonight.

Let’s turn up the Bass and fight!

Black Mask wrote:

Colin Combover in a Coma wrote:

Masturbation my observant friend.

Oh, the bright red part confused me. Sounds like you beat little Colin raw before thinking about the vaseline.

Yes, and he and I enjoyed every nano-second of it.

[Colin Combover in a ComaParticipant 5068]

iMickey503 wrote:

I’m listening to DeadMau5 Not exactly while reading this…

Um…

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue.

Colin Combover
gots his eye on you!

Feeling to good tonight.

Let’s turn up the Bass and fight!

I’ve got my eye on the one-eyed snake. I see you have another video put up.

[Old BuckParticipant 3596]

I think a change of subject matter is in order.

How about some male orientated hobbies besides masturbation?

Let’s add some REAL content to this website.

Save the dick jokes for Reddit or Yahoo’s website.

Don't chase tail. Turn yours around, walk away, and live free!

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