She a Twitter Chick

Video Info & Description

Written by Erik Anders, Theo Von, and Lyrica Anderson

Theo Von and I had fun writing and doing this video. It was before Twitter was even a thing, as you can tell by our incorrect use of the word “Tweeted.” What the hell is “Twittered?” The idea spawned in my brain during acting class at Lesly Khans in Los Angeles. Cyndee San Luis was a classmate of mine and she was eating a cob salad and taking pictures of it. I leaned over and playfully asked her who the hell wants to see your cob salad? She then informed me that she was posting it on this app called Twitter and lots of people cared. Lol. That night I wrote the majority of my verses. Theo Von was also a classmate of ours and since his presence alone brought on laughter, I had to approach him with it. He was in. Later I got a talented singer Lyrica Anderson on board and she laid down the hook in one take. Unfortunately she couldn’t make the video shoot so we had to grab someone last minute to lip sync over her hook. The video had 1.2 million dollars in cars, brought to us by Anna Litovskaya, who was a neighbor and friend of mine during my time in LA. She really did make the video legit. The now famous Sheena Marie Shay of Vanderpump Rules, was ALSO a classmate of ours, and she as well as the girl who spawned the idea in my mind... Cyndee San Luis, joined to shoot the “Got my nails did” lines.
It’s hard to believe this was 10 years ago. We were all so young, and to think I thought it was going to catch on.... well you live and you learn.
If I could do it all over again, I would have absolutely used the proper terminology, and brought more of my comedic skills to the table. I was going for a “wait is he serious” kind of vibe and unfortunately with the budget and time... I def didn’t pull that off. Lol. Theo did his thing though. Just showed up with the golf club. Oh side note... this mansion was apparently used in many a porn. Who knew? :) Sending positivity out to all that were involved in this project... it was a fun little moment in my life.

An homage to the Twitter Chick. You know the type. Checks her status before brushing her teeth. Can’t carry a conversation for more than 15 seconds, and likely doesn’t even know what a human interaction is. Maintaining eye contact? PFFT, forget it. She’s useless at that too. Her mobile is an IV drip of attention.

Women should not be allowed to have a mobile phone. They don’t use their mobile devices to get a job done, they use it to try and *look busy*. Like the morphine drip you get at the hospital, when you need a dose of morphine, you hit the button. When a woman needs a dose of attention, she whips out her iPhone during dinner like it’s totally acceptable.

It’s not acceptable. It’s rude. Dump that bitch like an anchor.
Lest she continues behaving like a thoughtless, inconsiderate pig.

Men use our handheld devices for business, useful tasks, emailing and such, and finding restaurants, driving directions, and other relevant information. And sometimes, we will use them to show all our drunk friends a picture of an awesome set of hooters that some chick just texted.

Texting was invented by Men for thoughtful courtesies like: “Parking. Be there in 5 mins”… or emergencies, like:“Car exploded. Send help.”. Not to tweet photos of a Starbucks cup. What a goddam insult to (and waste of) the marvel that is male-invented technology. The only thing a Twitter Chick created is a hashtag.

Women can’t deny attention — no matter what kind of attention it is, no matter how married they are, and no matter what time it is. If it’s three in the f~~~ing morning, a woman wants to know that someone is trying to sell her Viagra. If it’s in the middle of a conversation, a woman wants to know who else wants to have a conversation with her.

Every time her Samsung Galaxy vibrates, she’ll jump like she’s got an electric collar. That’s because women are addicted to attention. Have you ever seen a dog with an invisible fence electric collar? A dog will hear the beeping and just about s~~~ himself. It’s the same reaction a woman has when her mobile starts going off.

Mobile devices are like Dumbo’s magic feather. Except instead of flying, it permits her to behave like a rude bitch without even being aware of it. So if you’re ever engaged in any kind of social or human interaction with a woman, and she even glances at her phone, turn your back on her and remove yourself without a word. If she does it during her own wedding, thank your personal god the groom isn’t you.