Feminists Will Never Understand

There’s never a feminist around when you want one.

When there’s a house on fire, plane crash, downed power lines, roads to sweep, wood to chop, and lives to save, and you really need someone “equal” to get the job done, there are no feminists to be found anywhere! When Toronto reaches -30 degrees and there’s a power outage, you won’t even see women in the streets cleaning snow away.

… but you will see them on Tinder expecting men do it for them.

You can easily find feminists lobbying for free birth control funded by tax-payers. You can find feminists caring passionately about violence in video games, and having the right to abort babies just because it’s a boy. You can’t buy a video game without tripping over a dozen feminists blocking the store entrance, and you can’t even watch the Superbowl without some humorous crack about how unfortunate it is when your baby is male.

“Oh, come on. It’s a joke! It’s just a JOKE. Lighten up!!”

You wanna hear something else funny? Record numbers of women having their labias stitched up for “beauty” reasons, and they want the government to pay for designer vaginas because they just don’t like the look of it.

Soldiers are coming home with limbs missing and if they’re *lucky*, they get to be homeless and push themselves around in a wheelchair or urinate into a bag, if they still have their eyesight.

So no. You can’t have a designer vagina paid for with government money.
No. We don’t care if you don’t like video games.
And no, we don’t give a s~~~ about “International Women’s Day”.

…. and now you know why.

Oh, come on. It’s a joke! It’s just a JOKE. Lighten up. You’re just bitter.