MGTOWWonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA! – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/feed/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 11:57:57 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/page/280/#post-72500 <![CDATA[Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/page/280/#post-72500 Tue, 23 Jun 2015 20:56:31 +0000 Get ready for this.

YES, the wenches even included the stupid “mic drop” picture they always say when they normally say something false or misleading so that they think they have the “superior opinion.”

Technically, Kal El has the skill set of Kryptonian martial arts, which is very comparable to Tai Chi and he’s also been trained to fight by Batman.  He can handle his own in a fight either way.  Losing his powers wouldn’t mean losing his muscle and making him some hulking overweight brute, unless we want to blow up Wonder Woman’s weight as well.

Being one of the leaders of the Justice League, he also would have some serious skills in leadership.  As for “weaponry,” let’s go on the fact that he has Batman’s fighting style.  He doesn’t need weapons.  Let’s also not forget his fantastic intellect as well, which is simply something he obtained. Also, Superman died, came back to life with no powers, and STILL took down Engine City with just some machine guns…

What would happen if Wonder Woman TRULY lost her powers?…Hmmmmm….

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72511 <![CDATA[Reply To: Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72511 Tue, 23 Jun 2015 21:10:27 +0000 Just a Man Do women really think that face and attitude are attractive? No wonders they are getting more angry exponentially by the day, no one wants their pussy if they have to put up with that. Hell would a lesbian even tolerate that? Seems to me today’s women are on a cruise ship called Eden and they are punching holes in the damn thing…..ON PURPOSE!

 

Good jokes are funny due to their connection with truth:

 

<span id=”yui_3_17_2_4_1435093708237_1637″ class=”ya-q-full-text”>The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:

“You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!”

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign reads: Floor 1 – These men have jobs.

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

“Wow,” she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and The sign reads: Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

“Oh, mercy me!” she exclaims, “I can hardly stand it!” Still, she goes to the 5th floor and The sign reads: Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 – You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store’s owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st floor has wives who love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives who love sex and have money.

The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.</span>

Philosophy, the female repellent

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72518 <![CDATA[Reply To: Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72518 Tue, 23 Jun 2015 21:24:17 +0000 See, if they picked Spiderman they might have just been able to get that one by. Superman even without powers is still a strong, intelligent man.

Wonder Woman without powers would just be your typical woman.

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Wonder Woman without powers would just be your typical woman.

…And she’d likely be called too “skinny” or too “fit” because women can’t stand other “real” women being fit.

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72538 <![CDATA[Reply To: Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72538 Tue, 23 Jun 2015 21:49:22 +0000 RoyDal

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

Yep.

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72557 <![CDATA[Reply To: Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72557 Tue, 23 Jun 2015 22:17:03 +0000 XSDBS Superman’s staring at her camel toe…

Ok, joke time!

Superman is flying along, and sees Wonder Woman suntanning nude on a rooftop.

He thinks to himself, “I’ll fly down there, f~~~ her, and fly away at super-speed!  She’ll never know what happened!”

So he flies down, WHOOSH, f~~~s her BANG BANG BANG, and flies away WHOOSH!

Wonder Woman says “What the hell was that?”

The Invisible man replies “I dunno, but my ass sure hurts!”

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72580 <![CDATA[Reply To: Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72580 Tue, 23 Jun 2015 22:52:28 +0000 Elgos_Grim Even if she lost all her powers she would still have the power of vagina. She could build an army of weak willed sex slaves, but lets be honest – they’d all be dead in under five minutes. Superman would be fine though, well trained, well built, etc.

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72636 <![CDATA[Reply To: Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72636 Wed, 24 Jun 2015 00:07:00 +0000 KingOfTheSea We talked about this in the thread where Shaq said he could last a full minute or something like that against Ronda Rousey; the bottom line was if you’re playing by a set of rules (like boxing or even MMA), maybe WW could win, but in a fight to the death, Superman is still much bigger and stronger and would win.

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72664 <![CDATA[Reply To: Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72664 Wed, 24 Jun 2015 01:41:41 +0000 Helen be Damned There have been times when Superman lost his powers, he just carried on like nothing was wrong. I remember an episode of the Justice League cartoons where he was sent to a future with a red sun, and he defied the laws of reality by making a sword with a piece of steel, several road flares, and a random rock. He then used said sword to kill a dire wolf and cow the others, which he then used as a bobsled team.

I can’t think of a time when they did that to Wonder Woman. They have done that to LITERALLY every other hero I can think of in like 30 seconds. If I searched long enough I may be able to find an instance where either someone else has never had their powers taken away, or where she lost hers, but I kind of doubt that has ever happened to her. God forbid we take the queen of DC comics’ powers.

"You can keep your soul, I don't want a cell-mate." - Them Crooked Vultures

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72894 <![CDATA[Reply To: Wonder Woman > Superman if they had no powers? HAHA!]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/wonder-woman-superman-if-they-had-no-powers-haha/#post-72894 Wed, 24 Jun 2015 14:39:23 +0000 leobez84 Actually Superman in the current comics lost his powers and hasn’t had it long enough to change his costume to simple yet indestructible wrangler jeans and apparently also indestructible T-shirt. Looks like he’s holding his own quite well so far. It’s like the writers read that bs and was like “NOT ON MY WATCH” lol.

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