MGTOWWomen are like…. – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/feed/ Mon, 08 Jun 2020 13:52:42 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/page/298/#post-66931 <![CDATA[Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/page/298/#post-66931 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 04:58:38 +0000 Krab_Ass Women are like a city bus:  great to ride and even better if it is in your rear view mirror.  If you let one get in your way your blood pressure will skyrocket and it takes a lot longer to reach your goal.

I hope that put a smile on your face guys.  I put this on at the risk of coming off like a chauvinist asshole but the point was to make you laugh.

Cheers men and keep standing tall!!!

"I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do! That is character!"
~ Theodore Roosevelt

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-66947 <![CDATA[Reply To: Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-66947 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 05:35:14 +0000 J.D Silvernail Good one

I'm married to the game,but she broke her vows.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-66948 <![CDATA[Reply To: Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-66948 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 05:35:58 +0000 ILiveAgain
Krab_Ass wrote:

Women are like a city bus: great to ride and even better if it is in your rear view mirror. If you let one get in your way your blood pressure will skyrocket and it takes a lot longer to reach your goal. I hope that put a smile on your face guys. I put this on at the risk of coming off like a chauvinist asshole but the point was to make you laugh. Cheers men and keep standing tall!!!

I use a bike …. can’t stand the bus. Always have nutters and drunks on them 😆

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-66974 <![CDATA[Reply To: Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-66974 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 06:59:21 +0000 RoyDal Guitars are like women. You’ll never get them totally right.
–Slash

Society asks MGTOWs: Why are you not making more tax-slaves?

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67042 <![CDATA[Reply To: Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67042 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 10:05:53 +0000 Mango Ingaway Having a wife is like having an outdoor pool in England: pretty damn expensive for the time you’re gonna spend in it

It is a common failing of childhood to think that if one makes a hero out of a demon the demon will be satisfied.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67044 <![CDATA[Reply To: Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67044 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 10:07:40 +0000 .... Talking with women is like eating pussy…one slip of the tongue and you’re in s~~~

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67090 <![CDATA[Reply To: Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67090 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 12:24:00 +0000 experienced 2 pink holes, 1 brown hole, 1 black hole-to your life

"It seems like there's times a body gets struck down so low, there ain't a power on earth that can ever bring him up again. Seems like something inside dies so he don't even want to get up again. But he does."

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67094 <![CDATA[Reply To: Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67094 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 12:37:06 +0000 * Women are like telephones, they like to be held and spoken to but if you push the wrong buttons you might get disconnected.

*  Women are like horses, fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

* Women are like political campaigners, if you let them talk enough about themselves you wind up in bed with them.

 

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67139 <![CDATA[Reply To: Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67139 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 14:15:06 +0000 Ned Trent What would happen if the world’s rotation was 30 times as fast as normal…?

Well, I would get my salary paid out on a daily basis and women would bleed to death…

Just found this one somewhere on the net…

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67157 <![CDATA[Reply To: Women are like….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/women-are-like/#post-67157 Sun, 14 Jun 2015 15:01:47 +0000 Ned Trent Ok, a few minutes ago found another one:

What does a women and a hand grenade have in common? Dare to pull off the ring and …    … gone is the house.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

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