2. “I need a man that can keep up with me.”

3. “Not all women are like that.”

4. “Where’s are the good men at.”

5. “I’m strong and independent.”

6. “I’m adventurous.”

7. “I don’t care about the money.”

8. “He’s a creeper.”

9. “I don’t need a man.”

10. “Is there any nice guys left.”

It’s time to mock, ridicule, and laugh at this. It’s time to throw it back in their face.

1. “I’m not like other girls.” 2. “I need a man that can keep up with me.” 3. “Not all women are like that.” 4. “Where’s are the good men at.” 5. “I’m strong and independent.” 6. “I’m adventurous.” 7. “I don’t care about the money.” 8. “He’s a creeper.” 9. “I don’t need a man.” 10. “Is there any nice guys left.” It’s time to mock, ridicule, and laugh at this. It’s time to throw it back in their face.

I’ll take “dips~~~  things chicks say”for $1,000.00 Alex. . . .

AND THE ANSWER ARE. . . .

1.  Yes you are

2.  Keep up with you in terms of treachery?

3.  Yes they are.

4.  At a sporting event, strip club or other male activity that objectifies women.

5.  No you’re not, you are just spouting the party line.

6.  If you were adventurous you would play hockey or rugby.

7.  You don’t care about YOUR money, you are obsessed with MY money.

8.  You must be talking about your ex. Is he creepy because he beat you at your game?

9.  You don’t need a man?  Ok, get lost.

10.  There are plenty of them, they are just keeping their distance.  Women are dangerous

I’ll take “dips~~~ things chicks say”for $1,000.00 Alex. . . . AND THE ANSWER ARE. . . . 1. Yes you are 2. Keep up with you in terms of treachery? 3. Yes they are. 4. At a sporting event, strip club or other male activity that objectifies women. 5. No you’re not, you are just spouting the party line. 6. If you were adventurous you would play hockey or rugby. 7. You don’t care about YOUR money, you are obsessed with MY money. 8. You must be talking about your ex. Is he creepy because he beat you at your game? 9. You don’t need a man? Ok, get lost. 10. There are plenty of them, they are just keeping their distance. Women are dangerous

Here’s more dip s~~~ things trollops say.

1. I’m not a mindless consumer, I’m just sophisticated.

2. I can do bad all by myself.

3. Men should respect a ladies curves.

4. 40 is the new 20.

5. My other car is a broom.

11. “You can’t resist us.”

12. “I love to cook.”

13. “You need us.”

14. “I’m not looking for a relationship.” (Wait a minute, kinda like that one)

15. “You just want me for sex.”

16. “I hate mind games.” (Almost forgot that one)

17. “Can’t you be more sensitive.”

18. “I love my job.”

19. “I hate men.”

20. “We’re having a girls night out.”

So, I’m going to limit my list to what the sociopathic flight attendant that was living at my house for over a year has said.

01: (Note: she was molested when she was younger) When referring to doing anal, she use to say ‘Do you want to use my back part again tonight’.

Yeah, at the time, 32 years old and she referred to it as a ‘back part’. Like WTF !!!!!!!!!!

02: Her favorite animal was manatees. The ridiculous sea mammals that float around in Florida. She also use to say ‘Manatees are sooooooo chubby!’

Note: multiple ‘o’s in the word so.

03: When confronted about her cheating. She admitted to some sexual contact and said ‘Well, blowjobs are not really sex. . . . .’

04: My favorites were: ‘I want a man that will take good care of me’ and ‘I’m looking for a man that can be a good provider’. AKA I was going to have to work 50-60 hours a week in order to maintain access to her vagina, while promising to be monogamous and ignoring the fact she had AC (alternate c~~~) on hold and ready to go at whatever point in time I was unable to continue to pay attention to her due to my work schedule resulting from vaginal maintenance costs.

05: ‘My last boyfriend is still stalking me’

06: ‘Omigosh!’ (Basically inserted at the beginning of any statement where she was attempting to max out her rid-onculous level to about a 10.

07: ‘I love you’

A woman told a relative of mine “I can get back with him(me) any time i want”

“If you love me you will do what i tell you to do”

“You cannot live without me”

“I’m in love with you.” Always a bulls~~~ line.