MGTOWMy GF is my fleshlight. – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/feed/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 08:15:04 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/page/303/#post-65517 <![CDATA[My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/page/303/#post-65517 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 10:48:42 +0000 Diasent I know that it seems like a troll topic, but in reality, after several disastrous relationships, I decided to invest my funds into a sex toy a couple years after.  8 months later and I’m still satisfied.  I decided to name her Miranda.  She never says no and I don’t have to listen to her talk or do stupid s~~~ she wants to do.  I know that a fleshlight isn’t a person, but I’ve been on a winning streak with refusing women.  The women in my career who had constantly been trying to get me to get into a relationship now think I am.  It turns our topics to things we do together.  A simple reply, “Hang out at home and be intimate.”  Not really a lie, but it works.

That’s a true story.  Hope you find it entertaining.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65569 <![CDATA[Reply To: My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65569 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 13:32:42 +0000 Russky Name Miranda brings up memories of a different kind of sex – getting arrested by cops (“Miranda’s warning”), so I would never call my FL that.

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65678 <![CDATA[Reply To: My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65678 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 18:12:34 +0000 Eyeswideopen Very interesting approach to physical satisfaction. Sad on some levels, yet, is simply a response to today’s realities and the unstable state of affairs with today’s females and the social apparatus that supports them.

1.) Guaranteed performance. You get satisfaction wherever, whenever the mood strikes you. Also, you don’t have to get involved with a woman – which today is equivalent to trying to fill a bucket with holes; doomed proposition.

2.) No risk. No false rape accusations, risk of STDs, or chance of pregnancy. Your guaranteed satisfied.

3.) Ultimate MGTOW rating – deny females access and satisfaction.

4.) Fixed cost – Price of the item. No transfer of your resources to the unworthy. Save that money in your stock portfolio, property or for travel. Travel then opens up virtually unlimited real life partners who don’t even need to know your name or country of origins.

I think you might be onto something here.

 

- Marriage is described as an institution. You would have to be crazy to be commited to it. -"If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not people or things" Albert Einstein

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65772 <![CDATA[Reply To: My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65772 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 22:04:45 +0000 Diasent
Russky wrote:

Name Miranda brings up memories of a different kind of sex – getting arrested by cops (“Miranda’s warning”), so I would never call my FL that.

That’s why I named her Miranda.  When it comes to this topic, I’m railing the Miranda rights, not letting them rail me.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65970 <![CDATA[Reply To: My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65970 Fri, 12 Jun 2015 05:52:44 +0000 Akibaranger I started wearing a wedding ring for a similar reason, I assumed it would drive people away…I was wrong.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65998 <![CDATA[Reply To: My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-65998 Fri, 12 Jun 2015 07:17:15 +0000 KingOfTheSea
Akibaranger wrote:

I started wearing a wedding ring for a similar reason, I assumed it would drive people away…I was wrong.

KeyMaster said he does the same thing, but I think he mentioned doing it as interviewers are more likely to hire a married man.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-66001 <![CDATA[Reply To: My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-66001 Fri, 12 Jun 2015 07:28:28 +0000 Qcummer What type of cheap wedding ring works best for getting noticed? I want to see how people react and experiment with this. Any tips? suggestions?

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-66067 <![CDATA[Reply To: My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-66067 Fri, 12 Jun 2015 11:51:48 +0000 Akibaranger I just use an old celtic cross ring from a store, It’s sterling silver and nothing too fancy but the band looks like a band and that’s enough.
I think it cost me around 20 – 30 bucks?

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-66092 <![CDATA[Reply To: My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-66092 Fri, 12 Jun 2015 13:47:13 +0000 Antares I don’t think people look that closely at the actual rings. It’s not uncommon for people (men especially) to get cheap replacement rings because they often break them. I got a golden Lord of the Rings one with elvish on it from Amazon I use for defensive purposes with photography. The best part about getting your own ring is that you can get whatever YOU want, not what SHE wants.

Price is what you pay, value is what you get. -- Ben Graham

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-66650 <![CDATA[Reply To: My GF is my fleshlight.]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/my-gf-is-my-fleshlight/#post-66650 Sat, 13 Jun 2015 15:08:40 +0000 mrpropmech It’s sad some people shame fleshlights. Mostly by other men too.

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