I’ve always been a solitary guy.  I was a MGTOW before I even knew what it was.  I guess I’m one of the lucky ones, not that luck had anything to do with it.  I watch all of the horrible s~~~ my friends went through, and decided to be very careful to make sure I did not wind up in the same places they did.  I have my share of horror stories, but I laugh at them now.

Anyway, I guess Ill tell my favorite red pill moment.

To preface this, I was talking to another guy about having recently purchased a new video game system, and some rotund hens had overheard what we were talking about.  It was before a class where I was going to give a presentation.  During my presentation, they decided to heckle.  Not that I mind being heckled; I do have some limited stand-up experience and I’m also good at public speaking…And well, I know how to deal with heckling.  Still it was a class, and their behavior was rude, and I did get in a little trouble for being quick-witted.

About half way through my presentation, one asked “How can you afford to buy all those toys?”

I could tell she was jealous that I had disposable income, and since nothing angers hulking she-beasts with multiple spawn more than a man that spent money on something her kids want for himself.  It was also a point of contention in the class among the “ladies” that I wasn’t married and had no kids, p~~~ed ’em right off.  I respond the the inquiry that as I had no wife or kids, I could afford it.

This riled the beast, after a few minutes, she heckled again, “Why aren’t you married?”

I responded, without skipping a beat, “The same reason I don’t own a horse.”

Clearly confused by my response, it took her nearly five minutes to do ask, “Why don’t you own a horse?”

I answered, “Who wants an expensive nag that bucks you off every time you try and ride it?  I know I don’t.”

While this did bring laughter, I did get a stern talking to by the professor after the presentation.  It was worth it.

Howdy, Glad to be here. I’ve always been a solitary guy. I was a MGTOW before I even knew what it was. I guess I’m one of the lucky ones, not that luck had anything to do with it. I watch all of the horrible s~~~ my friends went through, and decided to be very careful to make sure I did not wind up in the same places they did. I have my share of horror stories, but I laugh at them now. Anyway, I guess Ill tell my favorite red pill moment. To preface this, I was talking to another guy about having recently purchased a new video game system, and some rotund hens had overheard what we were talking about. It was before a class where I was going to give a presentation. During my presentation, they decided to heckle. Not that I mind being heckled; I do have some limited stand-up experience and I’m also good at public speaking…And well, I know how to deal with heckling. Still it was a class, and their behavior was rude, and I did get in a little trouble for being quick-witted. About half way through my presentation, one asked “How can you afford to buy all those toys?” I could tell she was jealous that I had disposable income, and since nothing angers hulking she-beasts with multiple spawn more than a man that spent money on something her kids want for himself. It was also a point of contention in the class among the “ladies” that I wasn’t married and had no kids, p~~~ed ‘em right off. I respond the the inquiry that as I had no wife or kids, I could afford it. This riled the beast, after a few minutes, she heckled again, “Why aren’t you married?” I responded, without skipping a beat, “The same reason I don’t own a horse.” Clearly confused by my response, it took her nearly five minutes to do ask, “Why don’t you own a horse?” I answered, “Who wants an expensive nag that bucks you off every time you try and ride it? I know I don’t.” While this did bring laughter, I did get a stern talking to by the professor after the presentation. It was worth it.

Welcome from a guy who also went MGTOW (unwittingly) 15 years ago.

“How come it doesn’t taste sweet.”

He explains, without even a change of expression that there is a miniscule amount of sperm suspended in a carrier fluid, therefore you taste the carrier fluid. She left that class and never returned.

Welcome Surlymonocle

anyway, great post welcome to the community and good luck! i am sure ill see you around the forum.

While this did bring laughter, I did get a stern talking to by the professor after the presentation. It was worth it.

And the professor, who allowed the heckling, no doubt was either a woman, or a mangina.  Great story surlymonocle.