Age 48, divorced woman with 15 year old son; go:

“Hi, Im here because dating sites are just as bad here as anywhere else. Maybe I can control a bit better what I find. Im a good woman who is not dumb. Please do not think you can scam me. For one I dont have any freaking money. For two saying honey and babe…even baby really super annoys me when we havent even met. clue here; Pet names usually develop with the relationship. Three all the happy horse crap yea UMM you cannot make me go wha wha over your sad sob story… my real life suffering way out beats any lies you could feed me. I am kind of immune to the sad story, sorry.

For all married men….YOU ARE MARRIED! I was married once and the trifling women who cheated on my marriage just sucked, Im not going to be one of those women, again sorry. Guys if you are married posting adds or answering adds even if you say you are fine with your marriage … you are not and its sad that you cannot see it. You should take a great evaluation of your relationship and see if its salvageable, fixable you know maybe have a role reversal thrill with said wife(it might be fun) or just end the relationship. The worst thing you could do is involve another person into the mess, because that is what you are doing while still married and honestly its not fair to you or anyone in it.

For all fwb Im not that kind of woman. You are fooling yourself if you think its OK to do this. You are using the person involved along with yourself. Hello love is risky and love is well wonderful and if you just use one another then why even do it? It takes work and you know what its worth it, even if you break up. See the gift in the moment and always accept that it was a gift to spend time and learn something from the relationship. Each moment shapes us and to have fwb you are cheating yourself of a good thing and a chance to learn and grow.

For all younger men, you have your life ahead of you Im at this point where Im pretty different then you. I feel like I would be taking some kind of journey from you and well a chance at a family. That is why we shouldnt date

For men who are broken…..IM NOT FIXING YOU! It seems every relationship since my divorce I have attracted broken men. Im sorry you were hurt. Heck Ive been beat up in more ways and more forms then I care to think about…I fixed myself. I fixed enough men to leave me and find broken women to further hurt them, most even came back to me. Yea no way its too hard to keep fixing you. Figure it out.

For all those men who expect sex on the first date or first few days we meet….ITS NOT GONNA HAPPEN WITH ME! Dont even reply to my add because I want to build a good long lasting healthy relationship and giving of myself in the most vulnerable intimate way without fully knowing who you are is just foolish. I treasure who I am and Im not a meat market hootchie mama quick fix. 

OHY if you got this far and have a clue are not broken or too young …. you just might be the needle in the haystack. AND if you get my sense of humor and giggled at my little rants well we might have something in common. If you like to say the rosary Id be overwhelmed with joy to say it with someone! Oh and if you are into going for walks and giving me a healthy challenge to move me along that would be super. Im easy going kind but not weak. Im smart….yes blonds are smart and a touch silly to lighten things up. Im sweet but dont make me angry… my 15 year old claims I was always angry at his father…this is what his father told him. UMM yea cuz he wasnt nice to me. I go out of my way to help. I do my best to do what is right and just. I try real hard and I am a fighter its in my blood. I am a survivor and it takes guts to survive hell and still forgive and still love people anyway. Im looking for a good man who has morals and is confident in who he is. A man who knows a treasure when he sees one and knows its worth it to respect and be kind. Im far from perfect but I try everyday and I smile anyway when life challenges me. I hope you get what I am saying and see the value in love and life.”

Any takers?

Seeing as women are depreciating assets (basis Finance / Economics 101) i’m not sure, even if I was older, that I would want to have anything to do with “the bargain bin” of available women. This eBay “well used item” would have to be purged from any wishlist.

I think I will stick to the “half my age + 2 years rule.”  Yeah, that’s right – 31 and checking out the 18 year olds.  Late teen drama is much more preferable than aiming sights for harridans like this online profile suggests.

Imagine her getting naked, only to find that downstairs isn’t so much a neatly folded napkin, but rather a punched lasagne.

However, my dick has now gone … but thanks for the offer anyway 😆

BVC

The desperation is nicely touched off with “I have demands, so I must be worth it.” Hamster likes it, but life ain’t photoshop.

I get a kick out of reading them and I just go on there to p~~~ these dim witted dunces off . you should read some of the emails I get , boy they are fuming ! I think it’s hilarious , … Poor babies I really fell for them , don’t you ?

You’re sick f~~~ ))
Don’t look into the abyss too much, or you’ll become the abyss yourself LOL

Imagine her getting naked, only to find that downstairs isn’t so much a neatly folded napkin, but rather a punched lasagne.

I have nothing of value to add to this thread; but I almost shat myself laughing at that line!

Actually, I remember a old made for t.v. show of Highlander. In it, immortals would battle essentially to behead each other so that only one remains. A little twist was that some people didn’t know they were immortal until they died (as long as their head wasn’t severed from the neck). In one particular episode, a man was given concrete boots, and thrown into the ocean for making a bad deal with the mob. Unfortunately for him, he was immortal. But he stayed down at the bottom of that ocean long enough for his concrete boots to simply wear out with time. Awakening, then dying again, constantly, for time immemorial, he slowly lost his mind…

Sadly, if I had to chose between the boots and that woman, well, let’s just say I’d ask them to drop me near some exotic coastline. LOL