Working my way through college I worked as a janitor at the school student union.  This was before the drinking age was 21.

Men are slobs in the bathroom.  That’s a given.

Women are a horror story in restrooms.

Worst I saw in the men’s bathroom was some guy missed dumping in the john, hit the floor then puked on it for good measure.  Easy cleanup, get the pressure washer out, put on the hazmat suit and rinse it down the central drain.

Men’s and women’s restrooms both had tons of puke.  College union with a bar in it, that’s what all the janitors expect.

Three notables from the women’s bathroom or the Horror Gallery..

Kick open a stall reach over to change TP and all the other janitors come running from my scream.  I thought there was a fetus in the toilet but it turned out it was a bloody turd the size of a round melon.  Yeah that big.  One janitor summed it up.  “Now there’s a girl who doesn’t like fiber and is into some seriously big anal toys.”

Open a stall to change TP and clean only to be faced with bloody hand prints all over the walls door and tampon machine.  She wrote in blood on the door “These tampons sux”  Well they might not do the job against Niagara flow.  I will give her that.

Enter the women’s restroom and smell something crappy right away.  Open each stall and at last one I open it and am just speechless.  To this day, I have no idea how she was able to blow crap all the way up the wall and onto the ceiling.

Seeing this horror show week after week leaves an impression.  Which one uses anal toys the size around of melons…  Which one likes to leave blood everywhere…  Which ones can projectile crap 10 feet or more….  Could be any of these gals walking around me.

Men are dirty……BULLS~~~, women are the worst.

I feel like I should use this testimony to the many women that tell me with complete confidence that the men’s restrooms are “ALWAYS” more disgusting.

Lmao, even girls I know always told me that the women’s restroom was always worse than then men’s.
I’d rather not go there without decent equipment

I couldn’t even imagine doing a job like that simply because I’m just not strong enough. I’d prolly be sick and in hospital and never be able to have any meat or anything red for that matter, for the rest of my natural life.

So, respect in all its sincerity.