Here’s my story:

The last time a female cheated on me was about 14 years ago… the last time I actually cared about a female, I’d have to say. She had a friend who was a hot young stripper and the two of us went to see this chick and got a three way lap dance with my female in the middle. After that, she talked a lot about wanting to bring the stripper home for something more and I was all on board with it. A few weeks later I went out of town (to Japan to get laid… a lot… so sue me!) and while I was gone, I left her the keys to my place so she could take care of my cat. She didn’t know it, but I’d also given a key to a colleague so they could come use my scanner (a nice large format flatbed for cartoon animation). Well, my colleague went to my place and busted my female and the stripper… and the stripper’s boyfriend… f~~~ing on my couch.

When I got back, I ended things. I wasn’t so upset that she’d gotten laid… we had a pretty open deal… but that she’d f~~~ed the stripper with HER boyfriend rather than with me. At least she showed me the pictures they took.

In the other situation, I was the other guy and got together with a married chick that I met at a local Starbucks. We totally hit it off and started seeing each other and I got her back to my place and naked as quickly as I could… she hadn’t been wearing a ring but after we’d been at it a few weeks, she told me she was married. As if that wasn’t bad enough, she wanted me to meet her husband and befriend him so that she and I could spend more time together. She brought him along to dinner one night and the two of them sat across from me and he chatted with me like nothing was up while his wife toed my b~~~~ under the table. I played along until I’d had enough of the deception then ended it.

I want to hear your stories… the girlfriend who f~~~ed your best friend, who hooked up with your boss or your brother (or dad!) or who snuck around on you with her friends or the guy at the coffee shop or whoever. Let’s hear it. I want to know the depths that these creatures will sink to. Go!

I’m curious, gentlemen… have you been cheated on?

Is a frog’s ass watertight?

Getting a woman to cheat is not like getting her to go the gym. All you gotta do is throw it in front of her face.

I was a dirty dog a hand full of time times in my life but not when I had a “girlfriend”. What’s the point of having a girlfriend if you’re gonna wolf around? But women don’t think like that. One met a guy online, and I found out about it while finding her emails. Ever since I saw the line in Mission Impossible II, I knew “women are like monkeys. they don’t let go of one branch until they have a good grip on the next”.

Plus, as a part-time bartender in my early 20s, I knew women were SALLLLUTTTTTTTTSSS.
So i was never surprised by it. Certainly not “devastated”.

Never walked in on them in my bed or anything.
But if I had married any of them, I would be P~~~ED. So thank f~~~ it didn’t work out that way.

Wow KeyMaster, I call it swinging from dick to dick, Tarzan built the tree house; what they didn’t tell us is that Jane could swing from dick to dick faster than Tarzan could catch her!
I myself never caught them in the act. I just knew by preponderance of evidence! My older brother I found trembling in a closet with his mind blown after finding his 1st wife f~~~ing some dick-stick! My friend SMELLED another man on his woman, he’s not the kind of guy you want to mess with. I watched him punch the f~~~ out of his dash board till it was gone, with his hands bleeding he started crying, yea I seen a lot of s~~~!
Another friend told me my girl striped in front of him and wanted it! He declined, and told me or the incident. As I would Him!

This is just the tip of the iceberg, the “got caught” to “got away with it” ratio is: 88% got away with it vs. 12% got caught, and when they got caught they manipulated the ratio to 98% no convictions, 2% busted, and they make no apology, their attitude is “f~~~ them” “who cares”?

During my Punk Muthaf~~~a Blue Pill Mangina days in college….I dated a girl named “Anne”.  When she was a high school senior and I was a College Freshman, I took her to her prom and met her Mom and Step-Dad.  Her Mom seemed to like me.

Nonetheless, I suspected she was a bit too experienced for me and had HOE in her.  Unfortunately, I was inexperienced back then and my game was F~~~Shiet.

Anyhoot, during my Sophmore year and her Freshman year….One Day, I went over to visit a buddy of mine named “Frank” who I thought was a good friend and who I was planning to pledge a fraternity with.  As I knocked on Frank’s dorm door, I heard him f~~~in’ my Girl….bed squeaking and Anne making grunting cumming noises and shiet.

Of course, I was hurt.  Obviously, I did not want anything to do with them.  They started to date seriously.   I bumped into them a few times on campus holding hands and I would simply walk off like a Punk Bitch.

Ironically, several weeks later, a mutual buddy of ours named “Aaron” came over to my dorm room and told me that Frank went off campus to visit a guy named “Hamilton”.  Hamilton roomed with a guy named “Evander.”

Hamilton was acting real nervous and trying to get Frank and him to leave and grab a beer somewhere.

Well…apparently Frank started to hear his girl “Anne’s” cumming noises coming from Evander’s room.  She was getting drilled and cumming really hard with Evander.

Heard Frank was real hurt.   HaHa Muthaf~~~a!  Chickens coming HOmE to Roost.

I Never pledged with that Muthaf~~~a Frank.  Plus he did not ever get the grades to pledge.  I pledged another frat and started to get New Pussy.

Anne is a Physician now…and still a HOE.  A Gynecologist. How Funny!

Moral of the Story:  Hoes ain’t Shiet.  And Watch who you call your Buddy.

On this subject, here’s a funny story of a guy’s Facebook breakup with a girl he’d lived with for 3 years and had just found out she cheated on him for 2 of those years …

http://www.playboy.com/articles/guy-response-to-cheating-ex

there is STILL a chance she might.

2% NO!   The percentage is .0001%, and even then, SHE WILL!

Now, when she brings another dude and his girlfriend over to my place for a three way while I’m out of town, that’s f~~~ed… but only because it’s a violation of my space, not because she’s f~~~ing someone else. I was f~~~ing plenty of someone elses the whole time myself.

No one can rob you of what you do not possess.

(2 left me because I wasn’t “gangster enough” apparently, 3 left me because she was a lesbian hoping I’d make her straight.  Neither were technically cheating here, but I figured I’d explain the number skips)

Girlfriend 1: Said she was “performing” on another guy so she’d practice for me later, and “didn’t know it was cheating.”

Girlfriend 4: Left me because I wanted to spend time with her and it made her angry because she wanted to spend so much time with her “best guy friend.”  I think everyone probably knows what that would equate to in some way or another.

Girlfriend 5: Told me she wasn’t a big fan of sexual activity unless I pretended I was raping her (that was her fantasy, not mine though)…however, at the same time, she was speaking to another guy and getting her enjoyments off of him online (which had nothing to do with the “rape fantasy”).  Ended up leaving me for him.

Girlfriend 6: Was taking pictures of herself for other men and very happily receiving some, then was upset when she didn’t know I found out (yet) and was purposefully ignoring her.

Girlfriend 7: Was talking to men online and telling them she’d like to meet up with them (her pictures were very “come hither” on her social media pages as well, which drew attention from literally hundreds of men).  I turned her off because I was telling her I caught what she was doing.

Girlfriend 8: was starting to sell herself to drugs, and there was a high chance she was giving men some action to get said drugs sometimes.

Girlfriend 9 was one of the only ones that was good to me.  I’ll admit to possibly screwing that one up, because other women were talking to me and I couldn’t control myself at that time, and for obvious reasons, she was hurt by it.  I wasn’t the greatest person in that timeframe (all of 2010, to be exact).

Girlfriend 10: Left me for a controlling and manipulative woman, claiming that *I* was the abusive, controlling, manipulative one…despite her lying to me about anything happening between her and this girl.  It’s why after that relationship, I was going to even question any future girlfriends’ relationships with women, friends or not.

Girlfriend 11: Cheated on me with men online in the first month.  Being an idiot, I forgave her.  She then did it again twice more.  This is the one (if anyone’s seen my previous posts) that also abused me, beating me because she thought I was cheating on her with a friend of mine.  I think I gave her a little too much grace, seeing how I let her cheat on me and then let her beat me after for her false assumption that I was cheating on her.  I couldn’t do it because I didn’t want to become my dad (he forgave my mother many, many times when she cheated on him).

Remember these 3 things and you’ll never go wrong

1. Women do not love you, they love what you do for them or how you make them feel, but NOT YOU.

2. Women are by far the best liars on the planet because they create truth by consensus and not fact.

3. Women have no loyalty to anyone other than themselves because their nature is HYPERGAMY !

Now, interact however you deem best with the female of the species.