MGTOWDear Reality…. – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/feed/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 15:50:11 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/page/304/#post-65337 <![CDATA[Dear Reality….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/page/304/#post-65337 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 00:16:15 +0000 Grumpy We need to talk.

Our relationship really isn’t working out between us. It isn’t you, It’s me. After some seriously intense counseling, it has been brought to my attention that I have multiple personalities now, courtesy of my numerous failed attempts to adjust to your ever changing unsatisfiable demands.  It almost saddens me that we must go our separate ways now, after such a long and arduous (The therapist you recommended, Dr. U.C Morrons, said abusive) relationship together. However I think that it would benefit us both to go our own ways. Honestly, it has been a wild ride, but it’s time for me to get off the roller coaster, and seek an reasonably normal path. On that note, I have retained the services of my solicitors Boyde, Du’ Oui, Phoocum & Haarde to represent me in the Divorce petition I have file against you.

On the grounds of Irreconcilable differences, Loss of your affections, Misrepresentation of your true self (Fraud), spousal abuse of myself, and the before mentioned Multiple personalities, in the forms of physical, emotional, psychological, and financial abuse.

We will be seeking sole custody of my multiple personalities, child support for said personalities, spousal support for the rest of my natural life and the lives of the previously mentioned personalities. As well as the immediate removal of yourself from the family home. A peace bond will be put in place shortly to ensure that you maintain a safe distance of 100 miles/161 km of me and previously mentioned personalities. In addition, you will provide a property consisting of 160 acres of wilderness in a location of my choice to be determined at a later date, in perpetuity, for the personal enjoyment of myself, and the potential offspring of our multiple personalities should they arise.

My solicitors will be contacting you shortly.

Toodles 😛

 

 

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65358 <![CDATA[Reply To: Dear Reality….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65358 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 00:50:55 +0000 Wolf Sounds eerily familiar :/

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65377 <![CDATA[Reply To: Dear Reality….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65377 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 01:28:18 +0000 hmskl'd Living so remotely like that, might be impossible to get hot pizza deliveries 🙂

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65449 <![CDATA[Reply To: Dear Reality….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65449 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 05:12:16 +0000 ILiveAgain Don’t use Boyle, Du’ Oui, Phoocum & Haarde. I used them once and cost me a fortune.

I recommend Fleece Em and Scarper. Less expensive but still leave you feel the same way.

Great piece Grumps ☺

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65493 <![CDATA[Reply To: Dear Reality….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65493 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 08:30:58 +0000 RoyDal Their soon-to-be-ex-husband needs to contact this firm:

Ditcher, Quick & Hyde - Divorce Lawyers

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]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65641 <![CDATA[Reply To: Dear Reality….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65641 Thu, 11 Jun 2015 16:15:57 +0000 Dakota May want to try:  Proba, Keester and Wince.

Our relationship really isn’t working out between us.

True this.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65833 <![CDATA[Reply To: Dear Reality….]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/dear-reality/#post-65833 Fri, 12 Jun 2015 00:07:34 +0000 Grumpy
Dakota wrote:

May want to try: Proba, Keester and Wince

They represented my first ex-wife, they didn’t do too well for her lol

There was a time in my life when I gave a fuck. Now you have to pay ME for it

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