You could walk up to any woman in any setting and say: “Hi, I have a large penis. Let’s f~~~.”
and she will react like you just puked in her mouth.

But if you say “Hi. I have a large limit on my credit card. Let’s go shopping!”…
she will fall flat on her back with her legs in the air faster than she can drop a bunch of flowers.

Keymaster wrote:

But if you say “Hi. I have a large limit on my credit card. Let’s go shopping!”…

That’s hilarious. I have to try that some day.

Now if you’ll excuse me I need to get a new beverage. And something to clean the spray off my screen.

I love f~~~ing the sluts especially the ones who appreciate my dick being large,

the problem is I can’t really advertise it .

You can nowdays, if thats what your looking for. There are plenty of websites you can post anonymously on. Some free, some with a fee. Finding a chick that’s DTF  NSA online has a low rate of return, but the efforts are mininimal. Create one post, then you can copy and paste it as many times as you want.

The amount of EXTRMELY crazy girls you will encounter via this method will increase exponentially though.

I would use a non personal identifying email account, obviously. And, since youve mentioned in other threads I believe, that you have a child, I wouldnt do it at your home.

Ive done this several times, at my own pad, but Im a bachelor with less to lose.

They will eat the piece of bloody meat, and they’ll eat you in the process as well.

Unless you want to go on the pornographic route in filming, I suppose. Then you’ll be in a shark cage while in the midst of predators. I would certainly rather be somewhere else, enjoying my freedom, without the need of trying to advertise myself to some hungry maneaters.

The former f~~~ buddy I use to have, once wanted to borrow my truck to go pick up stuff from her storage unit. I was at work so I gave her the keys and told her to fill up the tank, and return it when she was done. She gets done with her s~~~, comes back to my work and hands over the keys, then she aggressively grabs my crotch (in front of some co-workers) whispers in my ear she wants to “f~~~ me badly tonight”.

I had no idea what brought on this sudden libido burst, but f~~~ it i thought maybe because i let her borrow my truck it made her horny or some s~~~. Nope that wasn’t it. We f~~~ed later on that night, after her and i finished the last 3rd round, she leans over and tells me “by the way, i saw your ATM receipt underneath your seat today, (in which I have a fairly good size savings account)

she then tells me how “nice it was” to see someone with a large savings account and seeing that I have a “good size rainy day fund”. It wasn’t long after she started talking about, children, marriage, the future, and other s~~~ involving me practically chopping my f~~~ing b~~~~ off. I called it off and realized Women love the size of a Man’s……..Bank Account.

I believe women enjoy sex more then men. The irony is we are more easily stimulated (visually) get a larger appetite for it, but when it comes time to get your dick wet the female receives more pleasure than the man. The whimpering, moaning, and squirming like a baby: I HONESTLY believe women have more physical pleasure in the act then men.

Dick Size: This is relative to the chick. Obviously being super small isnt ideal, but I think “size queens” are the nympho sluts.

But the notion that chicks ONLY care about money and dont enjoy sex is insane. They have just benefited from a society which allows them to have BOTH at the same time.

Pretty crazy. No wonder our forefathers had so much control over women.

He needs to find a stretched out slut who f~~~s donkeys.

If you’ve got enough money, you’ll hear the classic size doesn’t matter even with a half inch schlong.

Big Bank account! The former f~~~ buddy I use to have, once wanted to borrow my truck to go pick up stuff from her storage unit. I was at work so I gave her the keys and told her to fill up the tank, and return it when she was done. She gets done with her s~~~, comes back to my work and hands over the keys, then she aggressively grabs my crotch (in front of some co-workers) whispers in my ear she wants to “f~~~ me badly tonight”. I had no idea what brought on this sudden libido burst, but f~~~ it i thought maybe because i let her borrow my truck it made her horny or some s~~~. Nope that wasn’t it. We f~~~ed later on that night, after her and i finished the last 3rd round, she leans over and tells me “by the way, i saw your ATM receipt underneath your seat today, (in which I have a fairly good size savings account) she then tells me how “nice it was” to see someone with a large savings account and seeing that I have a “good size rainy day fund”. It wasn’t long after she started talking about, children, marriage, the future, and other s~~~ involving me practically chopping my f~~~ing b~~~~ off. I called it off and realized Women love the size of a Man’s……..Bank Account.

Quick question; what exactly qualifies as a “large savings account?” Just so I can also start printing out receipts and putting them in my car :D. Seems like the most effort-free way to get laid.

Print out ATM receipt, offer to drive a girl home or somewhere. Keep ATM receipt on passenger seat so when she gets in she sees it. The rest is history.