Chrissie Swan has reached her “sex quota”

If Chrissie Swan had her time again, she’d probably sign a “sex contract” allowing her to stop doing it at 38.

The 41-year-old says she and her partner, known affectionately as “The Chippy”, have sex once a year and she’s nervous to do the deed because she falls pregnant easily.

The situation now feels “too far gone” and “awkward”, Swan told online magazine Show and Tell.

“Every time I have sex I get pregnant,” she said.

“I (have) actually … got to seek counselling ‘cos I’m actually scared of his wand.”

The Logie winner says she’d sign a sex contract, saying “after the age of 38 I’m never doing it again”.

The mother of three called theories that a stressful work environment, being overweight or over 35 made it difficult to fall pregnant “horses***”.

“I wish it was like that,” she said.

“Now it’s just like babies and babies. Thousands of babies.”

Swan said she had many sexual partners in her late 20s after breaking up with a long-term boyfriend, and had exhausted her “sex quota”.

“Impolitely, I had a borderline sex addiction. I had my own place, no one was checking up on me and the Internet was new. I had a lot of one night stands… I don’t know how many.”

Swan and her partner have three children Leo, 6, Kit, 3 and Peggy was born in 2013.

During her third pregnancy, Swan admitted to having difficulty giving up smoking altogether and instead cut back to a few a week.

She was photographed smoking alone in her car while pregnant and tried to stop a women’s magazine from publishing the photos.

Swan told how she stopped smoking before each of her first two pregnancies, but said her third pregnancy was a “surprise” which made quitting cigarettes more difficult.

http://www.essentialbaby.com.au/life-style/celebrity-parents/chrissie-swan-has-reached-her-sex-quota-20150122-12vfqo.html

Looks like she rode the Carousel and then found a beta provider to live out the rest of her days with.

What do you guys think of this horse s~~~?

What a catch she is, thanks for that, any time I may feel a bit lonely I’ll think of “The Chippy”and know that loneliness may be the price of freedom, but it sure beats the alternative.

I find Aussie chicks so over the top up themselves, it may be just a social mask, a brave front but I can’t f~~~ing stand them and their attitude.

YYYYYyyyeeeeaaahhhh no.

This strong level of thirst is just as bad, if not worse than what we observe on dating websites.

Do men not have any minimal standards these days? At least get with a 4 out of 10 (I know rating is subjective, but in my opinion, Megan Fox or Charlize Theron back in the days, for example, is a 6.5 – 7 in my books, and that’s me being generous. I also have my make up deduction which cancels about 2 points down.)

Seriously, if we want to see change, blue pillers really need to get their s~~~ together. Stop enabling this bulls~~~ behavior, and for God’s sake, BURN THAT PEDESTAL ONCE AND FOR ALL. Not even Viagra could help me get it up over this woman.

This strong level of thirst is just as bad, if not worse than what we observe on dating websites.

Blond-haired Caucasian: Deepak Dhankar’s online dating lies lead to sex-fraud charges

A man deceived a woman about his appearance on a dating website and then engaged in sexual activity with her, but only on the condition she kept her eyes closed, a court has heard.

Deepak Dhankar, a man of Indian descent and an average build, deceived the woman into believing he was a muscular, blond-haired Caucasian man named “Jamie”, during exchanges on dating website Oasis, the County Court heard on Tuesday.

The pair later arranged for Dhankar to visit the woman at her home, where the man let himself inside, found the woman naked in bed and “touched her sexually”, prosecutor Russ Hammill told the court.

Mr Hammill said the woman kept her eyes closed while with the man, and that it was only when they were in the shower – when the woman heard one of her children stir in bed – that she caught a glimpse that the man’s skin was dark.

Dhankar, 29, pleaded guilty to one charge of procuring sexual penetration by fraud for his offending of October 2012. The court was told the woman consented to the sexual activity, but only because she thought she was with “Jamie” at the time.

Mr Hammill said once the woman realised who she was actually with, she became fearful for her safety and that of her children, and decided to “play along” when she returned to Dhankar in the shower, until he left her home.

Afterwards, the court heard, she confronted him over the deception, at which Dhankar pleaded with her not to report him to the police.

He called her repeatedly that night, the court heard, and the next day sent her a photograph of two girls and claimed they would be without a father if he was sent to jail.

In a victim impact statement read to the court, the woman said she had been humiliated, angered, and saddened by the ordeal, which had also left her suffering anxiety and panic attacks.

She said she felt guilt over her trusting nature, and now considered herself a “lesser person and a horrible mother” who was “trying to get some worth back in my life”.

The court heard Dhankar had never shown any intention to harm the woman.

Defence counsel Jane Dixon, QC, described her client’s offending as “extremely deceitful, dishonest and stupid” that had had a profound impact on his victim.

“What might have started off as experimental sexual behaviour online … developed into a deception which had very significant consequences,” she said.

Ms Dixon said Dhankar had agreed to undergo counselling and retained the support of his wife, and that the couple were determined to make a success of their lives.

Judge Jane Patrick said it was important people be deterred from deceiving others on dating websites, but was prepared to impose a community corrections order.

Dhankar is on bail and will be sentenced later this month.

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/victoria/blondhaired-caucasian-deepak-dhankars-online-dating-lies-lead-to-sexfraud-charges-20150210-13au1u.html

Maybe not the best thing to do on behalf of Mr Dhankar BSing about his appearance but withdrawing consent after the deed when she finds out he is black, a bit of a racist stereotype about being afraid for her children.