She immediately asked if I was married, and I said “Nope.”

She says “That’s because you never could handle a strong woman like me.”

I replied “Acting like a bitch doesn’t make you a strong woman, it just makes you a bitch.”

She screams “You’re a fat f~~~ing asshole!”

I smile and say “I’m not that fat”, and walk away.

I bumped into an ex-girlfriend that I hadn’t seen in years.

She immediately asked if I was married, and I said “Nope.”

She says “That’s because you never could handle a strong woman like me.”

I replied “Acting like a bitch doesn’t make you a strong woman, it just makes you a bitch.”

She screams “You’re a fat f~~~ing asshole!”

I smile and say “I’m not that fat”, and walk away.

🙂 ha ha!
You just sent her to a 6 months therapy program.

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She says “That’s because you never could handle a strong woman like me.”

A “strong woman”…. is that anything like a strong CHEESE????

I told her. Asked for her’s, two days later.

Her reply, “It’s none of my business.”

My reply, “You do you.”

Your average 27 year old female.

A girl asked me what “my number” was.

That’s when I’d say “oh, I’d say I’m about a fair 7 or 8 out of 10…”

“Strong women” are a lot like exorcists.  Glorified in pop culture,  but mostly dismissed in reality.

I was going to say they are mythical creatures, like unicorns and leprechauns.