His wife was standing there in the driveway watching him. After along period of silence she
finally speaks. “Honey, I’ve been thinking, now that we are married I think it’s time you quit
hunting, shooting and fishing.  You should sell your guns and truck, and buy a mini-van.”

Joe gets this sour look on his face.

She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

“Just now you sounded like my ex-wife.”

“Ex wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

“I wasn’t.”