<span style=”line-height: 1.5;”>That being said, I’ll admit that it’s incredibly difficult working around almost nothing but women.</span>

The advising coordinator of my department (my higher up, at that) has been here since about July last year. More recently, she has made it a common thing to point out how “I’m not busy so I should be able to do [task here].” Being a front desk person, I deal with every student that enters the office. I create hundreds of files a week. I’m in the process of disposing of thousands of old files, at that.

But by the tone of her voice and her criticisms, she (as well as most of the other female workers) makes it sound like I’m just sitting at my desk doing nothing.

It’s not to say I hate my job, not at all. It’s that it seems that most jobs I’ve had, women tend to overlook the hard work I do and make me sound and look lazy because I get my tasks done quickly and efficiently. That being said, because I am so quick and efficient, anytime ONE mistake is made, I’m suddenly a terrible person for it.

<span style=”line-height: 1.5;”>They tend to blow things out of proportion to make something like my down-time seem like something worse than it really is. What’s funny is the males in the office, the highest up in our department, have NEVER complained about me in the near year and a half I’ve been here.</span>

Regardless, the women who over-exaggerate my “laziness” are the ones who determine if I keep my job or not.

While I was teaching, the assistant department head did that often and guess who ended up with it?  He was the laziest manager I’ve ever had the displeasure of dealing with.  Nearly everything he was supposed to do, he farmed out to someone else.  Probably the only thing he ended up doing, aside from teaching the occasional course, was whatever needed his signature and he became quite the drama queen each time, griping and moaning as he looked for the forms.

SHE I can handle because I just over-billed her every time she p~~~ed me off. I was not an “employee” and my own boss, so I could do whatever I wanted and she LOVED me because I am great at pretending to be a servile slave , even when I am jerking off under my desk. (No, not really, but you know what I mean)

But what I couldn’t handle was when I would turn my lunch into a meeting with the guy – throwing away my free time to get more done – and when we returned from lunch one day, the fat feminist jealous useless bitch made a “funny” suggestion about how we were having a “BROMANCE”. She wasn’t the only one that chuckled but it p~~~ed me off, because you know what would happen if I suggested she and the bitch she had lunch with were lesbians…..

So I turned and said “JEALOUS????”

Suddenly the room got quiet. “whassamatter. Not funny anymore?”

That day was the last day I went in personally and told them I would work remotely because I had other clients across town. I didnt tell them it was because of the “sexual harassment” i had to endure in the workplace (lol!!!!)… I kept that in my back pocket for another day. I was not replaceable (unless they hired 5 people) and I knew it. So I just kept taking their money. Until one Friday evening the CEO contacted me at 11PM for something she needed in a hurry – for Monday.

WHAT KIND OF F~~~ING BITCH CONTACTS YOU ON A FRIDAY NIGHT THINKING YOU’RE NOT BUSY AND HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO THAT SHE CAN DEMAND AND EXPECT IT FOR MONDAY??

You know what she asked me for? A mini youtube site. She wanted a self contained YOUTUBE site for the campus students — FOR MONDAY. And then she said something that caused me to put my f~~~ing foot down: “As cheap as possible please”. So now I rolled up my sleeves and gave her an earful. “Lady, even if it paid ONE MILLION DOLLARS, you can’t have that for Monday.” This bitch actually thought I was kidding! She’s like “LOL!!! OK then can you recommend anyone else?”….

Yes!! Call youtube and ask them. They will point and laugh at you.

So f~~~ing unaware and demanding that there was NO WAY IN HELL she would ever think “wow this guy is a f~~~ing genius”. Even if I built it in a month, she would think “what took you so long?”.

CHRIS . Take my word for it .

When you are working for women, do THE LEAST AMOUNT OF POSSIBLE WORK REQUIRED JUST TO KEEP TAKING THEIR MONEY.

They simply. Don’t. Know. The. Difference. They don’t know what “busy” is. They don’t understand diligence, loyalty, honor, dedication, or hard work. These concepts simply do not exist in a matriarchy. Don’t even think about practicing them. It is WASTED on them. No woman will ever spin your chair around and say “wow, that was fast and amazing. You are brilliant. Come with me, here’s a promotion and a raise”. NEVER. It will never happen. you will always be “not busy enough”… or “slacking”.. or “falling behind” no matter what. You will never impress. Women are simply not designed to appreciate male ethics or values.

You can test this theory yourself. Become the laziest motherf~~~er on the planet, and just play politics and gossip like women do and you can keep the job. They will continue paying you and thinking your awesome as long as you tell them EACTLY what they want to hear. But shut up and WORK? EARN? IMPRESS? ACHIEVE? it doesn’t count to them. It is invisible.

When you are working for women, do THE LEAST AMOUNT OF POSSIBLE WORK REQUIRED JUST TO KEEP TAKING THEIR MONEY.

Women don’t know the difference.

Never underestimate the evil and treachery that a woman is willing to perpetrate!  Always remember you are no better in their eyes than the piece of garbage they just tossed in the can.

Unfortunately, men are equally as capable of such shoddy tactics.  Been there, suffered for it.