http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=8124276

Just a list of what you should and shouldn’t do. “Swallow your pride”. Of course master. “Be armed with an attention span”. Yes, be prepared to listen to your boring ‘career’.

I’ve mentioned this one before. Look at the first date. Not a wine snob? Need not apply. Post Wall with requirements. Nothing new.

Have at it. I’ll find some juicier ones later or post any messages if I get any.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59830299 “Friends First”
Be prepared to shell out lots of cash before she even considers sex.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=22782420
Lied about being on multiple dating sites (she’s been on them for years) and claims she’s not lonely.

In the UK there used to be martini advert that it’s tag line was “martini, any time, any place, any where”
Also used to call a woman of easy virtue. So instead of calling her a slag she would be called a martini girl because she would do it any time, any place, any where.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/schizofish/questions?cf=regular_indirect

schizofish only wants you to answer 1712 questions to see if you match. wtf

<cite>@gone_surfing said:</cite>
one from okcupid.

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/schizofish/questions?cf=regular_indirect

schizofish only wants you to answer 1712 questions to see if you match. wtf

This sends me straight to the join screen. Any way you can copy and paste? Thanks surfing.

Can someone tell me how to show the image here please. sorry never done it before.

Just signed up, and by the time I finished I had to shave again. This ginger nanny & full-time fatty with a BA in “liberal studies” (please kill me) was the very first random profile I clicked on. And I owe myself $20, because she “loves to laugh”. Pretty special, huh? You can almost hear her scarfing down the bangers and mash between sentences. And she is very sarcastic(!) so you have to “get her” (emoticon smiley). Another $20 says if you ask her what “sarcasm” is, she wouldn’t be able to tell you. Im gonna get rich just betting myself!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=31300453

And this single mother of 3 is the SECOND random profile I clicked on:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=80552584

What she has to say: “if you judge me or message me anything negative I will block you”.
Can you even imagine introducing yourself that way?

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@GoneSurfing When composing a reply, look for the ‘img‘ (image) button.
Click it and paste the address of the image into the URL field.
OR…. just put this code with the full address of the image in a reply and it will display it here.

<img src="http://fulladdressoftheimagefile.jpg" />

Then within 20 minutes of signing up, I got a “she wants to meet you!” message.
COVERED in tattoos (i don’t have any) with feminist glasses and a short black bob.
You know what I’m talking about.

POF is pure hell.

<cite>@mgtow.com said:</cite>
@CAP! Thanks for starting the thread…

Thanks. We’ll see if I can hack it. In one day at POF I want to vomit. I didn’t think it could get worse, but it did. These women are out of their f~~~ing minds.

Just signed up, and by the time I finished I had to shave again. This ginger nanny & full-time fatty with a BA in “liberal studies” (please kill me) was the very first random profile I clicked on. And I owe myself $20, because she “loves to laugh”. Pretty special, huh? You can almost hear her scarfing down the bangers and mash between sentences. And she is very sarcastic(!) so you have to “get her” (emoticon smiley). Another $20 says if you ask her what “sarcasm” is, she wouldn’t be able to tell you. Im gonna get rich just betting myself!

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=31300453

And this single mother of 3 is the SECOND random profile I clicked on:

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=80552584

What she has to say: “if you judge me or message me anything negative I will block you”.
Can you even imagine introducing yourself that way?

••••

@GoneSurfing When composing a reply, look for the ‘img‘ (image) button.
Click it and paste the address of the image into the URL field.
OR…. just put this code with the full address of the image in a reply and it will display it here.

<img src="//fulladdressoftheimagefile.jpg"" />

Pudgy liberal and Wands from In Loving Color. A couple gems right off the bat.

I think “I like to have fun” Might be my favorite. No s~~~? I’d rather be miserable all the time.

We’ll see if I can hack it. In one day at POF I want to vomit. These women are out of their f~~~ing minds.

I tried that “meet me” feature they have, and clicked “maybe” on 1/100.
The other 99% were land whales.

I got some messages though. “hi”, “hey”, “;)” and “what’s up!” … so I read their profiles.
1. “Must love dogs”
2. “Make me laugh.”.
3. “I’m really sarcastic…. “.
4. “I want….”

SMH.