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Why they want the seat down

Giggity — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 04:27:32 +0000

When I was younger, I dated a girl who was a real prude. She live with four other chic’s, and their apartment and bathroom were clean and spotless. At some point I needed to tap a kidney. Their bathroom was full of feminine crap, embroidered towels, doilies, special soap, candles, and flowered spray cans of no-stink. When I lifted the seat on that gleaming commode I was shocked to see crap splashes in brown-yellow-red (blood?) all over the underside of that lid?!? I realized that not one of those nuns had ever lifted the seat to clean it! So I did what every man should do, I finished my business, flushed, washed my hands and then I left …leaving the seat up. A week later I happened to return to that same bathroom and discovered, again, that the seat was down. But this time the underside of that seat was spotless! None of those girls ever said a word, but I knew they must have talked about it and I sensed their anger at my discovery! I didn’t date that chic long after that…

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Big Viking Chef BVC — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 19:38:27 +0000

So funny. Women want the appearance of perfection when just below the surface is s~~~stained reality.

BVC

When I told my wife that I had explained to my mother (who adores her) that we were having problems because the wife was not anywhere near as concerned about my happiness as she let on, my wife was p~~~ed at me. She said “I hope you are happy now.” I told her that I was happy to no longer have to lie to my mother about her. My point is that they can be foul, as long as nobody knows about it.

Swallow this RED PILL ===> Men will lay down their lives for their brothers, their women and their children. This makes Men useful as slaves. Women will lay down their lives for ONLY their children. To expect more from women is just a FANTASY created by society and reinforced by the unconditional love that we experienced from our Mothers. The key to freedom is the understanding that the woman you meet is not going to fantastically love you like your Mother did. If you buy into the fantasy, then she is your new master. If you do not buy into the fantasy, then she is nothing, and you retain your freedom.

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Giggity — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 03:47:34 +0000

Well said BVC! At work there is an over sensitive woman who left work for several days with migraines and said that it was because of men wearing cologne. Her work performance sucks, so this was an obvious cover story. However, when she demanded to be paid for the missed days, HR investigated and decided to enact a no-scent workplace. Now, nobody can wear cologne or perfume. The guys could care less, they are mostly engineers, but the women are freaked! When they come in wafting a floral odor, they guys all smile and text each other “watch out Linda’s riding her bike this week”. You have to love karma!

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RoyDal — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 06:19:39 +0000

Ladies, here’s the thing: It is just as much work for you to put the seat down as it is for me to lift it up. If you find it is up, put it down, and you’ll just have to get over it.

I once saw a video.
1. They put fluorescent dye in a toilet and flushed it.
2. Then they used a UV light to track where the dye landed.
3. They found dye spots 3 m. away.
4. I’ve put the toilet covers down ever since, both of them, the sitting ring and the top flap. (I bet you saw this one coming!)

That’s for me, not for some broad. I just plain don’t want what’s in that toilet water all over my bathroom. Oh, by the way, I moved my toothbrush out of there too.

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