MGTOWWhy Do Blondes – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/feed/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 01:28:37 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/page/503/#post-6898 <![CDATA[Why Do Blondes]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/page/503/#post-6898 Tue, 04 Nov 2014 09:58:03 +0000 Gone Surfing Why do blondes wear knickers (panties)?

To keep their ankles warm.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-6899 <![CDATA[Reply To: Why Do Blondes]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-6899 Tue, 04 Nov 2014 11:23:13 +0000 Keymaster How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Make the bitch cook in the dark.

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-6900 <![CDATA[Reply To: Why Do Blondes]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-6900 Tue, 04 Nov 2014 11:24:47 +0000 Keymaster Blonde: “What does IDK stand for?”

Brunette: “I don’t know.”

Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”

If you keep doing what you've always done... you're gonna keep getting what you always got.
]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-7257 <![CDATA[Reply To: Why Do Blondes]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-7257 Sun, 09 Nov 2014 16:59:25 +0000 TheLurker Why did the blond stare at the juice box for forty minutes?

It said “concentrate”.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-7280 <![CDATA[Reply To: Why Do Blondes]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-7280 Sun, 09 Nov 2014 23:45:03 +0000 Deus Ex Machina What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?,

The more you bang it the looser it gets.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-7310 <![CDATA[Reply To: Why Do Blondes]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/why-do-blondes/#post-7310 Mon, 10 Nov 2014 08:51:32 +0000 Gone Surfing A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”

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