MGTOWWhat's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN? – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/feed/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 01:26:56 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/page/444/#post-20641 <![CDATA[What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/page/444/#post-20641 Sun, 08 Feb 2015 17:15:56 +0000 Alpha_MGTOW A boat is a hole in the WATER that you pour money into.

A woman is a hole in the BED that you pour money into.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-20963 <![CDATA[Reply To: What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-20963 Mon, 09 Feb 2015 13:45:43 +0000 jack reacher That’s what she said.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-20968 <![CDATA[Reply To: What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-20968 Mon, 09 Feb 2015 13:57:58 +0000 ... No mgtow cries when the woman sinks. damn, i sure hope my boat will be ok.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21137 <![CDATA[Reply To: What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21137 Mon, 09 Feb 2015 22:44:37 +0000 AFT A boat is an expensive, unnecessary expense that isn’t practical and isn’t really worth it.  You’re better of renting a boat when you need one, than paying the exorbitant expenses of keeping one.

Obviously there is no comparison, the boat is far better value, because it  doesn’t talk back and won’t be disloyal, you get to decide how much you get to enjoy the boat.  A boat never stole a mans house and children or extorted unfair maintenance payments.

Nothing come close to the parasitic black hole that is women, the closest I can think of is taxes, but even then you get infrastructure and some services.

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21165 <![CDATA[Reply To: What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21165 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 00:05:05 +0000 GoneGalt @aft – truer words were never written. A boat is actually not just a boat it’s a f~~~ing commitment, if it has a motor then you either need a trailer in addition to move it or you have to rent a slip to moor it in. If you have a trailer and keep the boat at home, you actually have to own a house or property AND have the room to legally store the boat on your property (think ‘bass boat’) – you ain’t allowed to have one in an apartment. Unless you have a massive garage or enough property (with access to back the boat onto) then this means your boat will be outside (covered) during bad weather events, like hail and snowstorms, sitting on your property or driveway because you’re not allowed to park it in the street. When you do use it, if you use it for fishing then you have the fun of cleaning the boat down to get rid of the fish smell when you bring it back, and additionally you have to worry about it being stolen. When you’ve got a slip at a lake you still have to worry about these things too, except then you have to pay monthly fees year-round. Then you get the fun of selling it at a large loss when you realize you’ve had enough of the ‘fun’. Exceptions are when you live on a body of water, are a guide, a huge fishing enthusiast or a rich person.

Buying a boat is for most people the equivalent of a fat woman buying a lifetime gym membership thinking it will force them to the gym to get their money’s worth – uh, no it won’t. The fat bitch will rationalize that the money was already spent and why trouble herself to actually use it? Instead, she’ll inhale Papa John’s and  curl up with a teary chick flick and a tub of Haagen-Daaz to make herself feel good about her largeness.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21171 <![CDATA[Reply To: What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21171 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 00:21:17 +0000 AFT It comes down to how much value you derive from it compared to the sacrifice you make and boats don’t measure up, unless like you say you got money to burn, and the free time to enjoy, having said that, you’ll never have enough money and free time to make owning a relations~~~ worthwhile.  Why buy when you can rent?

F R E E D O M

When the war cemeteries are half full of the corpses of dead conscripted women, only then will women have earned the right to speak of equality. Sidecar “A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.” - Bob Dylan

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21189 <![CDATA[Reply To: What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21189 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 00:44:01 +0000 Soul Man It’s far easier to abandon a sinking ship.  It doesn’t expect you to understand why it’s sinking nor drown yourself to save it.  Women on the other hand…I shouldn’t have to explain any further.

HISTORY...learn from it, memorize it, DON'T repeat it...
]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21199 <![CDATA[Reply To: What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21199 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 01:22:40 +0000 Rennie A boat/ship is far more of a lady then most women are today.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21221 <![CDATA[Reply To: What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21221 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 04:06:47 +0000 Stargazer You guys know the “3-F” rule… “If it floats, flies or f~~~s… rent it.”

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21226 <![CDATA[Reply To: What's the difference between a BOAT and a WOMAN?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/whats-the-difference-between-a-boat-and-a-woman/#post-21226 Tue, 10 Feb 2015 04:11:39 +0000 ... @DocF  lol never heard that one before!

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