(fade in to a guy talking on the phone, standing ankle-deep in water) “So hi there, I just wanted call to tell you again how glad I am that you are my plumber.”

(plumber, sitting at desk, filing his nails) “Oh hey … you aren’t calling just to have me fix your plumbing again are you? Because I’m starting to feel used.”

(Guy standing in water): “Oh no, of course not! I just wanted to hear you’re voice.  You’re so amazing.”

(Plumber shivers excitedly) “Really?  What’s amazing about me?”

(Guy in water) “Oh you know … I have a hard time talking about feelings.  You’re just really special and I’m glad you’re in my life.”

(Plumber) “When is our anniversary?”

(Guy in water frantically checks his phone) “Uh, the 15th of this month, silly.  I already have a great dinner planned.”

(Plumber sits up) “Yay! I love surprises!”

(Guy in water) “So are you coming over tonight?  Just to hang out?”

(Plumber) OK.  Hey, how is your plumbing?

(Guy in water) It’s really bad today … I’ve got a flooded basement.

(Plumber)  “Really?  Well maybe I’ll just do something about that while I’m there … muah!”

@mgtowcurious you have some real issues.

If I was alpha I would f~~~ those girls ! and anybody that doesn’t f~~~ them loses alpha points !

What the f~~~ are “alpha points”?

I’m not going to talk about my age or my life but i’m just saying a real man would be bedding 16 year olds regularly until their 22 than maybe you move up to 17/19….. i’m not even joking here !

alrighty then, have fun…..I’m not even giving a f~~~ here!

Why not ! I didn’t because i’m wired wrong but whats you’re excuse !? Keep in mind 16 is legal in Australia so it’s only a matter of ethics !

ok, whatever man…. why exactly are you telling us this s~~~?

I should of done that s~~~ but I didn’t what the f~~~ is wrong with me ?

Uh, you lack moral compunction…

For people curious about why I like em young, my logic is their cleaner the younger they are, simple logic really !

Don’t recall anyone ever asking, but ok we’ll go with this premise

you don’t buy second hand clothes why f~~~ seventh hand girls ?

because virgins don’t know HOW to f~~~

because of morals ?

no because they don’t know nothing

I’m the only one who cares about s~~~ and even I’ve given up on them so f~~~ it ! may as well be a creep and enjoy yourself right ?

Riiiiiiiiight, anybody feel like they need dipped in hand sanitizer after reading this post, or is it just me?

If I was alpha I would f~~~ those girls ! and anybody that doesn’t f~~~ them loses alpha points ! I’m not going to talk about my age or my life but i’m just saying a real man would be bedding 16 year olds regularly until their 22 than maybe you move up to 17/19….. i’m not even joking here ! Why not ! I didn’t because i’m wired wrong but whats you’re excuse !? Keep in mind 16 is legal in Australia so it’s only a matter of ethics ! I should of done that s~~~ but I didn’t what the f~~~ is wrong with me ? For people curious about why I like em young, my logic is their cleaner the younger they are, simple logic really ! you don’t buy second hand clothes why f~~~ seventh hand girls ? because of morals ? i’m the only one who cares about s~~~ and even I’ve given up on them so f~~~ it ! may as well be a creep and enjoy yourself right ?

…or both.