So if you are not into the whole dating thing……..how do YOU get women into your life? Also how FAR do you get women into your life. Are we talking about just one night stands, regular f~~~ buddies, or what?

I would imagine we are not talking about the typical dinner and a movie dating/ courting of women.

Women like to be dated and courted, whether we like it or not. If you AVOID that whole thing, then how do you get women into your life?

Just trying to figure s~~~ out here.   🙂

“Just trying to figure s~~~ out here”      Hey,  join the club, no wait you already have.

I would imagine that most of us are not really interested in having any kind of serious relationship with a woman. Correct me if I am wrong,

Who would be interested a “serious” relationship???

I would only be interested in a FUN relationship.

That’s what you tell these women looking for a “serious” relationship. I tell them exactly that , and that’s the only kind of relationship worth having. FUN – or none at all. Women are always looking for “serious” relationships and that f~~~ing sucks. They are a buzzkill. Be FUN or GET OUT.

After you tell a woman that, they realize just how much of a f~~~ing drag they are to be around, and why men don’t want any part of it. Tell them this to their face! in front of other people. Yeah, serious relationships suck ass. I hope you find someone to be miserable and all serious with so you can get you insane fix for drama, complaining and arguing. You deserve each other.

That gives these broads looking for a “serious relationship” something they will never forget.

BEFORE I met her, I was already fed up with “dating”. Had my mind made up. F~~~ing is still OK, but dating no way. I was at the point where if I met a girl – any girl anywhere – I would expect NOTHING from her. Not even manners. I wouldn’t expect conversation skills . I wouldn’t expect anything from her at all…. and then I figured I would ALWAYS be nicely surprised in some way.

This chick walked into my life when my expectations were on the f~~~ing floor. SHE COULDN”T F~~~ UP IF SHE TRIED, I thought.

I was wrong.

No matter how low I lowered the bar ….. a woman was guaranteed to fall BELOW it.

On the second date she went to the bathroom for like 10 minutes and within 20 minutes after she came back, she passed out to the point of being a rag doll. I had to carry her out of the place and she could barely get it out, but she said “take me to your place”. The little voice inside me said NO F~~~ING WAY.

Here I was expecting NOT A F~~~ING THING….. and the bitch STILL managed to disappoint.
Couldn’t even stay awake. (I think she took something when she was in the can).

I drove her to her place, pushed the door open from the inside and told her to get out.

“where are we?” she mumbled.

We are at your place and Im dumping you with the door man. You’re his problem now.
And I drove off as fast as I could.

Thats my opinion on “dating” now.

No matter how low you lower the floor of expectation for a woman…..
you can always count on her to fall BELOW it.

If you think it’s been bad under Obama….just wait till u get Hillary-LOL….as a Canadian I’ve got my fingers crossed…cue the popcorn!

Pay 50/50. Meet places, don’t pick her ass up (unless shes guarantees the pussy).

She doesn’t like it, tell her you’re about equal treatment for women, and you don’t want to treat her as a helpless or lesser human being. So you treat her as an equal.

F~~~ her brains out.

Rinse, repeat.  That’s my game anyway.

Just watch this every time you THINK shes different.

@ SoulMan, If you think it’s been bad under Obama….just wait till u get Hillary-LOL….as a Canadian I’ve got my fingers crossed…cue the popcorn!

Ugh…that f~~~in’ nasty ass dried up jizz bag is gonna contaminate the White House with her tuna stench.  Obama will be standing on the sidelines wanting to know if we want a nigerian back for a 3rd term! DOH!

Seriously though….goddamn I hope that f~~~in’ c~~~ gets burned to the ground in this upcoming election.  It’s not like it really matters who gets elected anyway.  They are all gonna f~~~ us in the ass some how.  It’s just I hear Hillary likes using one of those 12 inch strap-ons with no lube!  F~~~ that leathery old c~~~!

I mean, THANKS OBAMA!!!

I wish every whining meatflap that complained that “Chivalry is dead! WHAAAAAAAABOOHOO!” would actually read a f~~~ing book and realize that “Chivalry” or “Courtly Love” by definition was a complex medieval (late middle ages) social construct in which a man would try very hard to get a married noblewoman to cheat on her husband:

Stages of Courtly Love:

• Attraction to the lady, usually via eyes/glance
• Worship of the lady from afar
• Declaration of passionate devotion
• Virtuous rejection by the lady
• Renewed wooing with oaths of virtue and eternal fealty
• Moans of approaching death from unsatisfied desire (and other physical manifestations of lovesickness)
• Heroic deeds of valor which win the lady’s heart
• Consummation of the secret love
• Endless adventures and subterfuges avoiding detection

But what the f~~~ do I know, I’m just an insufferable know-it-all with a google tab constantly open.