You would be reasonable to say, because of your limited privileged minds, that I don’t look like a victim. However, I identify a victim, that’s who I am on the inside. I expect you to treat me like one.

Now you’ll have to accept this new reality, that victimization lies on a sliding scale. On one end, you have non-victim and on the other you have victim. Just because I have no horrific trauma to report doesn’t mean that I don’t identify trauma. I’m also transtraumad. Likewise, I’m transPTSD: I don’t have PTSD on the outside, but I identify with having PTSD on the inside.

Now, you have a moral duty to entitle me to my entitlements. They are:

• I’m under no obligation to prevent harm to myself. This includes re-enacting my own pain and beating myself up to make myself feel bad.
• I’m not responsible for any of my transvictim or my victim identity.
• I deserve all the sympathy that I want.
• I am always morally right.
• I have no accountability for anything I do. Don’t you dare be victim-blaming.
• I am always justified in being morally indignant for being wrong.
• I have a right to name people to be punished, even if they never committed a crime. This is apart of the transvictim thing. Outwardly I’m not a victim but down inside I identify as a victim.
• I deserve endless things to make up for the pain I suffer. I deserve free health care, food, and money.

Taking away these or even denying that I am truly transvictim is victimizing me. Don’t you dare use your morals or your barbaric religion to judge me and state there is no such thing. That’s just privileged crap. I’ve been oppressed by that crap for so long. You need to open your minds and see the real truth.

I’m transvictim, and I deserve my identity. It’s who I am. Now give me free money.

After years of introspection (narcissism) I’ve finally come to grips with who I really am. I’m transvictim, and I deserve my identity. It’s who I am. Now give me free money.

Tut-tut. You forgot one. “I’m a hero that everyone should look-up to because I’ve battled _______ and have overcome it, sort of.”

Holy f~~~, we life in some weird times. Imagine if the majority of towns folk in the year 877 A.D. had the narcissistic/reality T.V. personality that is on full display in this century. The human race would have died out a long time ago. Maybe it f~~~in’ shoulda.

A dude shaves his Adams-Apple, applies 20 pounds of make-up, kills a woman with his luxury SUV, and proclaims to the world that he is a woman. Why is this fruit loop being hailed as the messiah? Just more proof that the end is near. Hell, give me the Seventh Seal. I’ll open that mutherfuker right now!

You’re right, let’s just hurry up and get the seals over and done with. I’ve about had it.

God, we tried, we failed. You’re right, we’re wrong. We realize we’re arrogant to doubt you. Please finish off your plan.

If you pay me two-hundred bucks, I’ll let you come to my office and talk about it for an hour. My guarantee: Your victim status will be confirmed and reinforced.

Is that because you’ll beat me into a wheelchair?

If you pay me two-hundred bucks, I’ll let you come to my office and talk about it for an hour. My guarantee: Your victim status will be confirmed and reinforced.

Confirmed and reinforced after a few dozen visits of course. 😀