One of my  jobs growing up was working at a theme park near where I lived as a teenager. It was a fairly large theme park, rides, different attractions your basic run of the mill theme park. I worked rides mostly, it takes customer service skills, and by skills i mean (take s~~~ from stupid tourist and/or rude people that don’t know how to read f~~~ing signs). I worked from everything to games, stores, food, then rides, i enjoyed the train rides and liked the people who worked there so eventually i stayed with the train and eventually was in charge of the Train rides, I worked my way up for about 2 years every summer. But time and time again, we’d have these middle age mom’s complain about absolutely EVERYTHING.

You’ll always have a basic complaint from someone, “this bathroom isn’t clean” or “why don’t you have this or that”, basic s~~~. However after working there for quite sometime i began to notice that these middle aged mom’s put demands on the park. You know the type,

• the ones that wear “mom Jeans”
•  push expensive  Lamborghini looking strollers around with diaper bags and s~~~ hanging all over it,
•   Kids hanging off of both arms like monkeys
• request the most stupidest s~~~ at a snap of a finger,
• ask the food and beverage people to see the nutritional facts
• ask if it’s gluten free!

Yes, those types of middle aged Moms. We had a girl that worked with us who had pink streaks in her hair, this was never an issue with management nor was it from corporate, in fact you could pretty much do anything you wanted with your hair just as long as it wasn’t over the top, you were good.

We had this ONE lady complain about the girls hair, and when she was told from my supervisor: “we don’t discriminate against hair color”, the middle age mom FLIPPED out, started nagging saying it looked “unprofessional”, (this is my favorite) “there’s children who come here and see that, i don’t want this to be an influence over them”. I love how women use children use an excuse for everything, “we need to outlaw flavored cigarettes because children are smoking it”.

Okay, but smoking as at an all time low, so why don’t we ban flavored alcohol?.

but, i digress,  My supervisor stood by his word, the middle aged mom knew she wouldn’t win this battle, so she complains the girl was rude to her, she also wanted the girl to be reprimanded, my supervisor was pretty chill and saw past the bulls~~~ so he gave the lady a free food voucher and sent her on her way, the lady returned again after that and never complained about the girls pink streaks in her hair again.

Being that I worked as not only and engineer, and platform worker, i got a full dose of complaints and overall bulls~~~ from the middle aged moms. They complained about the smell of the diesel coming from the train, they complained the ride was too long, or too short. it was too hot, why is the train crowded, why ISN’T the train crowded, the narration was too loud, or to quiet, just s~~~ that after awhile was stupid.

Day after day week after week these middle aged moms wanted their pointless s~~~ heard. We even had a complaint once that the train was going too fast and have the engineer who was driving it be “FIRED immediately, because the engineer endangered the lives of my Children!!!”. It was beyond laughable because, The train only went 8MPH….Really? that’s so life threatening?. The complaints were so common that after awhile you could tell as soon as everyone disembarked the train you developed a sixth sense of some middle age mom walking up to you ready to “COMPLAIN”. There seriously were times I would see a mom walk up to me and in the back of my mind i knew “s~~~, here we go, more complaints”.

I recently read an article about a Mom in Florida who complained to Toys R Us about “Breaking Bad” action figures in which I’ll provide a link below for you to read. This lady is obviously f~~~ing stupid because Toys R Us sells toys ranging from “The Terminator” “Aliens” “Walking Dead”, s~~~, i even saw toys once that were themed by “house of a 1000 corpses” and whole bunch of others as well. Nope, attack of the middle mom again!, she got a petition going and Toys R Us pulls the toy off the shelves.

Seriously?, most collectors actually go to Toys R Us not particularly for a hard to find toy, but sometimes to find toys as a starter for their collection. What you’ll find most about middle aged moms is that everything is always done in the name of “CHILDREN”, yes these poor innocent children are going to be harmed because a stupid toy.

Anyways, anyone else ever a had run-in with a middle age mom?. share your story as well, I’d like to hear it.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/10/23/breaking-bad-toy-petition/17773515/

I don’t have run-ins anymore. I avoid. Get in a different line. Leave the establishment, etc. I treat women no different than I would a wasp buzzing around, a minor nuisance.

Enjoy your freedom while you remember some sap is married to her.

Funny how women say they are more evolved and better then men, but men will never complain about such stupid s~~~. If that mom is worried about her kids seeing purple hair as something bad and being corrupted by it then she has not been doing a good job as a parent lol.

@thebard

See? a perfect example right there, a poster of Eiko!. and what did they do?. take it down!. This is a common thing and it seems year by year it gets worse. Then these women complain to their husbands (who don’t want to be involved in the first place) and a whole petition is started and DEMANDS for public apology will usually follow.

http://unleashthebeef.com/2012/05/23/the-40-something-female-tough-guy/

Personally I avoid “moms” at any age. But even still, you my find yourself forced to interact with one as I often am. That story represents the posture I assume when they stir up any s~~~ to get their fix for drama. Just unbridled directness with no self-monitoring or editing. That’s all it takes and she will FLIP OUT.

2(or 3?) years ago at Christmas, a DJ on the radio in California was talking and casually said “there is no such thing as Santa Claus”. Which is a true statement. And the phones lit up with some 200 mothers (no fathers) who called in to the show and began frothing at the mouth – telling him “he can’t say that” on the radio.

Yes he f~~~ing can. Not only is it true, but each and every one of these angry sandy vaginas began lecturing him.

The reason no fathers called in, is because when a child looks up at you and asks “is Santa Claus REALLY REAL?” it’s because the kid REALLY wants to know. You don’t lie to that child. Even if the kid is slightly devastated by the news, it will know it’s heart that the truth is best. It will even be glad you told the truth. A Dad will be much more likely than a mother to treat a child like an adult. You’re doing the kid a FAVOR.

But 200 out of 200 c~~~s (that’s 100%) who phoned in would recommend you continue deceiving kids for as long as possible. Just because a grown woman (oxymoron alert) wants to believe whatever bulls~~~ was pumped into her skull until she is in her mid 40s and beyond, doesn’t mean you should treat children like women.

The women in my immediate family still give gifts to MEN with “from Santa” written on the f~~~ing tag. Who the hell am I supposed to THANK? SANTA?

I know for a fact that when my Dad spent his hard earned money on us, he didn’t want to hear us say “THANKS SANTA”. He wished he would hear “thanks DAD” a little more often. Putting “from Santa” on the gift tag is like slapping every father in the face. Especially fathers who can’t even be with their own kids at Christmas. Alimony-collecting bitches will be the first to do this.

I’m so glad my parents always put their names on the Tags our my siblings Christmas presents Tags and didn’t have the whole “Santa” bulls~~~ shoved down our throats.

I do remember that story awhile back about the Radio DJ talking about Santa not being real. What’s so crazy about most these middle aged mothers is that once they don’t agree with a certain issue, or the way someone says something, either on the radio, movie or tv show, they’ll all band together and gang up on that person and truly DEMAND apologies, and/or someone being Fired.

These middle aged mothers Often come up with what experts would call “paranoid schizophrenia” episodes.

A few years ago I was helping a friend build his Motorcycle from the ground up, we worked on it for a couple of weeks until it was finally done,  we went to treat ourselves to our favorite pizza place we grew up eating at.  This was around 12noon, middle of the week during a school hour. We get there sit at our table, order a pizza and pint of beer and just start chatting away, we somehow got into the discussion about Serial Killers and exchanging stories, a really deep discussion.

So we’re keeping our voices fairly low, halfway through our conversation this over sized lady storms up to us and says: “EXCUSE ME!, CAN YOU TWO BOYS QUIT THAT DISCUSSION IMMEDIATELY THERE’S CHILDREN EATING HERE TOO!!!”. Now, normally you would think, yeah man that’s not a proper conversation to have in a public setting?. Well guess again, My buddy and I do a quick scan of the restaurant, guess what?, no one else besides, me, my buddy, and this fat lard of a woman, as well as three girls (that worked there) were in the restaurant.

My friend tells the Woman “Maam, with all do respect, where are your children?, if there was i sincerely will apologize to them, however both my friend i kept our voices very low, in fact, I’m surprised you heard us?”.

The whale then replies “WELL, IT DOESN’T MATTER IF ANYONE IS IN HERE, YOUR DISCUSSION IS DISTURBING, I JUST CAME IN HERE TO USE THEIR TOILET,  BUT IF THERE WERE CHILDREN IN HERE I WOULD HAVE YOU TWO REMOVED OFF THE PREMISES!”. She storms off.

It honestly was one of those WHAT…..THE…..F~~~?…. moments. We didn’t want to argue with this c~~~, we’re just two dudes, tired from a long day, we want beer and pizza.

The manager finally comes over to our table and we tell her the whole story and then she tells us, the fat lady that scolded us has complains on a regular basis about that pizza restaurant, yet still continues to eat there.

And that’s so true, being around middle aged women sometimes inevitable, you can’t go anywhere without them being there.

Here’s Video of a Smart guy who pulled out his Phone and started filming a Middle aged psycho bitch who cut him off, then didn’t like the fact that he politely went around her in traffic.

The women in my immediate family still give gifts to MEN with “from Santa” written on the f~~~ing tag. Who the hell am I supposed to THANK? SANTA?

Of course you are. What’s the matter with you?

“Santa Clause did not die for our sins!” -Frylock-

Thanks buddy.

That video made my head hurt. But the attitude of the guy in the dog-walking story is the ONLY stance to take. No challenging her or responding to her words directly. Just completely obtuse. Will drive her MAD with no effort. She will be a steaming fumerole as you watch.

Cap tweeted something similar about a woman who threw water on a biker. Yelling and shoving her index finger all up in his stuff. An undercover cop happened to be there and gave her proper s~~~. I don’t knew where these miserable women get off with that holier than thou bulls~~~.

At The grocery store (on Friday), I bought and paid for a lunch. Take out salad-type buffet. I paid. $13 and bought a couple of drinks. I couldn’t carry it with the other s~~~ I had and asked for a bag. “That’s 10 cents.” she says.

No it isn’t. A customer should get a bag to carry away what they purchase. Is there a manager I can explain that to?

It’s OK I will pay for it. (condescending now)

You didn’t pay for it. I did. With $13 salad. And in doing so, I also help pay your salary.

Then she starts with….

It’s the law, sir.”

Just because something is “legal” doesn’t make it RIGHT. I have a new “law” now too. Don’t f~~~ing shop here. If I am expected to carry my own bag, I may as well carry my own LUNCH. Now what.

These middle aged t~~~s “police”-ing everything are out of control.

At The grocery store (on Friday), I bought and paid for a lunch. Take out salad-type buffet. I paid. $13 and bought a couple of drinks. I couldn’t carry it with the other s~~~ I had and asked for a bag. “That’s 10 cents.” she says.

No it isn’t. A customer should get a bag to carry away what they purchase. Is there a manager I can explain that to?

It’s OK I will pay for it. (condescending now)

You didn’t pay for it. I did. With $13 salad. And in doing so, I also help pay your salary.

Then she starts with….

It’s the law, sir.”

Just because something is “legal” doesn’t make it RIGHT. I have a new “law” now too. Don’t f~~~ing shop here. If I am expected to carry my own bag, I may as well carry my own LUNCH. Now what.

These middle aged t~~~s “police”-ing everything are out of control.

Yup. God forbid you ask for napkins or a bag these days. I can’t even sit in any of the local bars or BW3 without snotty, condescending waitresses in their 20’s. Customer service is dead.