MGTOWSTAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers) – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/feed/ Mon, 08 Jun 2020 10:04:20 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/page/57/#post-160024 <![CDATA[STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/page/57/#post-160024 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 13:12:38 +0000 Cap285 Ugh.

Girl. Power. S~~~. Show.

SPOILERS AHEAD

It was just as I called it. Finn was great. Poe was great….but guess who they took a back seat to?

*drum roll*

Rey

Where do I begin? Remember how Luke got his ass kicked on Tattoine? Not Rey! She’s beating up multiple men with her staff. Remember how Luke could barely keep up with the training remote even with Obi-wan right there training him? Not Rey! She’s able to not only use the jedi mind trick despite zero knowledge of the force……and apparently is good enough to beat Kylo Ren saber to saber despite, as I said, Kylo being trained. She actually beats him….soundly. Did I mention she can fly the Millennium Falcon? Fix it? AND tell Han Solo what he’s doing wrong? Did I mention she’s treating Finn like he’s dumb while she repairs the Falcon? Did I mention she has only just discovered the force and is able to probe Kylo Ren’s mind?

Remember when Han give her the blaster and she says she can ‘handle’ herself? She forgets to take the safety off.

Toward the end of the movie, Han Solo dies. Then we get the final kick in the nuts. She sits in his seat in the c~~~pit of the Falcon while they fly off to find Luke.

There are female pilots and techs running around the resistance base as well.

Rey is nothing but Kathleen Kennedy’s Mary Sue, and I can’t believe I just figured this out this morning. This movie can’t get negative reviews because of the cast. One negative review gets you labeled a misogynist or racist.

Fuck this planet.
]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160034 <![CDATA[Reply To: STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160034 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 13:37:08 +0000 Untamed Thanks for the review, Cap!
I was actually going to go see it with a girlfriend tomorrow but after reading a few of your spoilers I think I better not. I don’t want to pay 10eu to end up completely disgusted after two hours of feminists torture. I’d rather remember Star Wars as it was under Lucas’s direction than witnessing the death of a successful franchise.
I think I’d rather go to the Jurassic Museum, the War Museum or a contemporary play, go eat couscous at a nice Algerian restaurant then get a nice hotel room and go at it with her like they do on the Discovery Channel.

So they f~~~ed Star Wars and took a dump on George’s well-crafted world. It’s no surprise really.
So what’s next? A remake of 300 à la T~~~ with a bunch of Amazons riding to the help of the Spartans or a new Iron Man with Pepper Potts piloting the armor and saving the world with more panache than Tony Stark?
I don’t put anything past them these days.

Don't let them Blame, Shame or Tame you!
Give 'em NOTHING, not even an answer!
#GenderSegragationNow!

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160043 <![CDATA[Reply To: STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160043 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 13:50:58 +0000 John Woods 13 Thanks Cap. Not going to see it either.

The answer is NO. “I could but I won’t”. Memini murum!

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160059 <![CDATA[Reply To: STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160059 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 14:17:29 +0000 I never go to the movies but was going to see this one due the CGI. Now I will wait for it to come to payperview and pay 7.00 with 4 people watching it.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160073 <![CDATA[Reply To: STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160073 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 14:54:45 +0000 bigboy83 Your talking about a franchise that only 2 out of 6 movies were good. George Lucas created it, then f~~~ed it up.
Plus Star Wars fans made The Phantom Menace into a billion dollar movie, that movie should’ve Bombed.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160075 <![CDATA[Reply To: STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160075 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 15:01:21 +0000 Cap285 You’re welcome. Glad I could save you money. Definitely a rental. Don’t waste money on this feminist propaganda.

I wish it was different.

Other funny things:

My uncle: Disney f~~~ed it up!
My cousin: It should have been called Star Wars Give Us The Loot
My other cousin: I want my money back! He tried. Really.

No cheers when the end credits came on.

Fuck this planet.
]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160078 <![CDATA[Reply To: STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160078 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 15:07:06 +0000 The Moth Attracted to the Flame Should I watch The Hateful Eight instead?

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160083 <![CDATA[Reply To: STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160083 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 15:21:46 +0000 bigboy83 Feminist propaganda?

Hmmm, are you saying c~~~s are going to turn into star wars fans?
Don’t the feminist c~~~s, call us star wars, can’t get laid loosers?
Lol, this is going to be funny to watch.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160084 <![CDATA[Reply To: STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160084 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 15:25:19 +0000 XSDBS
The Moth Attracted to the Flame wrote:

Should I watch The Hateful Eight instead?

That’s exactly what I’m doing!

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160085 <![CDATA[Reply To: STAR WARS EPVII The Force Awakens Review (spoilers)]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/star-wars-epvii-the-force-awakens-review-spoilers/#post-160085 Fri, 18 Dec 2015 15:26:28 +0000 Truthspoon Sounds appaling… I intend to totally ignore this film and will simply pretend it doesn’t exist.

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