MGTOWSo my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!? – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/feed/ Mon, 08 Jun 2020 22:14:58 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/page/513/#post-4517 <![CDATA[So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/page/513/#post-4517 Fri, 10 Oct 2014 21:29:08 +0000 I had this friend, well not a friend actually but more of a gaming buddy who used to come over to my place right after I got a new console right from the days of Sega Genesis. Even though he was a decent enough gamer me and him never got to be anything close to friends(atleast for my part) because he was a complete douchebag. He was one of those beta males who thought women have a right to be mean to men because men have oppressed women for ages, type.
A few months back he calls me up and tells me he just got married. He never even cares to invite me to his wedding and his excuse was that the girls parents were opposed to them getting married and so it was just a small party not something I’d have wanted to attend.  Either way I wish him all the best and tell him out of courtesy to come over sometime.

So he finally comes and this time he brings his wife along. Now this girl, what can I say, I’m sure a lot of you here would recognize her type, was a real piece of work. From the moment she enters my room she starts eying me like a piece of candy. Biting her lower lips, staring at my crotch etc. were just some of the antics and she kept acting like she was married to me instead of the other guy in the room. Felt so relieved after they both left and I swear it made me feel a whole lot prouder to be single and MGTOW.

Anyways last night she calls me up and tells me that she has an intense crush on me, she can’t live without me and she would divorce her husband if I just asked her to. I decided to just let her go on so I didn’t interrupt with a response. She does indeed go on and on about how sexually frustrating her marriage is because his wiener is tiny and he has problems having an erection, ejaculates prematurely etc etc. Then she asks me how big my penis is, if I am into stuff like BDSM cuz she is really good with that s~~~. She asks me if I am into “Lift and Carry” (had to Google that one later and found it apparently is a sexual act where the woman lift a man as sort of a role reversal foreplay) and if I would like my testicles to be squeezed and twisted(what kind of people are even into stuff like that!?!). She also says a few other things like fisting etc. but I won’t go into details just..go figure.
Then, quite dramatically she says, as if it were some soap opera and I quote “(my name) I just want you inside me”!!!!!  -_-
I just about had enough so I replied “Honey your inside has already reached its passenger limit and I prefer flying solo. Thanks for the offer but I gladly decline”.
Not the best I could come up with but it was 2 AM and was sleepy like hell. 😛

Hung up, blocked both their numbers. Good riddance.

Ah women! Can’t live with them, can‘t live without them! 😉

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4521 <![CDATA[Reply To: So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4521 Fri, 10 Oct 2014 23:59:02 +0000 Crazy Canuck You did a good thing. There’s always a chance if she got caught cheating she would call the police and claim rape. I had a few women wanting to have sex with me that were married or had boyfriends. I had a FWB, she didn’t tell me she was married until later on. She claimed to be separated for over a decade.

"If pussy was a stock it would be plummeting right now because you've flooded the market with it. You're giving it away too easy." - Dave Chapelle

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4527 <![CDATA[Reply To: So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4527 Sat, 11 Oct 2014 01:37:19 +0000 Deus Ex Machina Women like that should be avoided like a plague, because they themselves are shallow as spit. You made the right call by doing what you did. Tonight, I’ll have a beer in your name!.

"If You have the Tooth of a Whale, You must have the Whale's Jaw to hold it". (i.e. One Must have the right qualifications for leadership) -Hawaiian Proverb

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4530 <![CDATA[Reply To: So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4530 Sat, 11 Oct 2014 05:19:22 +0000 torch1980 I had two women hit on me, then at the end tell me they had boyfriends..the one actually gave me her number (never called her)..I saw another one months later and she completely acted like I didnt even exist, and had this bitchy expression on her face the whole day since we were in the same circle of friends (I kept wondering why my friend kept telling her to stop hitting on me when she was previous months prior, now I know why)

Now the mangina me would of confronted her..mgtow me said nothing and didnt acknowledge her, for the reasons stated above, her boyfriend trying to “white knight” for her (yea I saw her man, I would of made easy work of him) a false harrassment case, pfa, or rape accusation even though we did nothing…i’m not the most religious person but I believe there’s a special place for c~~~s like this after they pass from this existence to the next

 

 

"I think of a man, and I take away reason & accountability"

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4561 <![CDATA[Reply To: So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4561 Sat, 11 Oct 2014 19:47:09 +0000 MajorHeels HELL !! you could of turned her out and be making 2000USD a week off the bitch !!

 

You crazy ? 🙂

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4576 <![CDATA[Reply To: So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4576 Sat, 11 Oct 2014 21:29:13 +0000

<cite>@majorheels said:</cite>
HELL !! you could of turned her out and be making 2000USD a week off the bitch !!

 

You crazy ? 🙂

 

Oh yeah? If that includes my testicles being squeezed and twisted, I think I’ll pass thanks. 😛

Not to mention that being lifted and carried by a girl would be an extremely awkward experience for me. I see it everywhere nowadays, especially in those dance shows and fantasy wrestling(WWE) and what p~~~es me off is how they try to pass it off as simple “roll reversal” whereas its just plain portrayal of male physical(and sexual) domination by a female.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4615 <![CDATA[Reply To: So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4615 Sun, 12 Oct 2014 02:14:07 +0000 jambear @ Triklops

I tip my hat to you sir.

 

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4630 <![CDATA[Reply To: So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4630 Sun, 12 Oct 2014 04:12:35 +0000 нσтησσв w0w d00d.

i’m not sure what id do, but if i had the ballz, i’d totally record the conversation and send it to your “friend.” maybe it’ll open his eyes a little… but judging by how little time it took her, i don’t think he’d be surprised… Hell, maybe he is just happy having her pound him in the ass…

or maybe a little less dramatic and send a friendly text telling him to be a little careful \w his wife 😛

Wow, Sad, and dafuq is how i’m responding when i read this post.

My Goal: To Leave Society.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4636 <![CDATA[Reply To: So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-4636 Sun, 12 Oct 2014 09:16:28 +0000 TheBard You did the right thing. A woman like that isn’t worth your time as she has no loyalty and is just trashy. This woman would totally turn on your in a second if she benefited from it.

]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-6422 <![CDATA[Reply To: So my friend's newly wed wife wants to have "fun" with me!?]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/so-my-friends-newly-wed-wife-wants-to-have-fun-with-me/#post-6422 Wed, 29 Oct 2014 13:56:26 +0000 TheNinjaUWannaH8 “Lift and Carry”?????  LMAO!!!!

Wow…what the Fruck will they come up with next:

Here’s a version of it

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