Slut

So, a slut is a woman with the moral of a man. That means:

• She gets a job and works hard to make her boss money
• She constantly improves her ethics
• She goes to war when told, and bravely engages the enemy.
• She asks consent and doesn’t assume he wants it just because he’s a guy and probably would want it any ways.
• “Oh, thank you for that text. I’m not very busy now. Would you like to text back and forth for the next hour or so?”
• “Thanks for answering my ad. You look handsome. Would you like to meet up for some coffee?”
• “You look tired. Would you like my seat?”
• “I think I have been complaining too much.”
• “How about I go get a job and bring home extra money that we can share.”
• “Oh, no, I never once thought you were creepy. I’m sorry if I came across as thinking that.”
• “Thank you for expressing interest in me. It’s flattering from a guy as good looking as you.”
• “Honey, I got the car fixed.”
• “How can I improve society for all people, men, women and children together.”

– she gets to where she is without accusing co-workers and supervisors of unseemly behaviour

– she accomplishes things purely by hard work, employing her talents and intellect for useful purposes

– she takes great pride in a job well done

– she is conscientious and pain-stakingly meticulous

– she has a high sense of professionalism

• “Oh, no, I couldn’t possibly…I’m married!”
• “I only burned 200 calories during that workout.  I’m not wasting it all on a candy bar.”
• “Oooh, that tampon might gross someone out.  Better cover it up.”
• “My husband paid so much for this new car.  I should clean the trash out of it at least once a month.”
• “I don’t really need to go shopping, and should probably get rid of most of the clothes I have.”
• “Honey, would it be ok with you if _____?”*

*Asked with sincerity, and not as a trap, test, or other form of unprotected mindf~~~.

* She doesn’t throw her coworkers under the bus when she or anyone else goofs up.
* She doesn’t manufacture drama as a setup for throwing her coworkers under the bus.

Men do this too, after all it is a proven method for clawing their way up the corporate ladder. It explains why the top of the corporate pyramid is crammed with narcissistic sociopaths — and worse.

• Takes care of her body and her mind
• Avoids addictive substances and activities
• Has pride in her appearance rather than vanity
• Keeps her word and does not cheat
• Gets along well with other people
• Lets go of the past and past relationships
• Has healthy relationships with her family
• Has a hobby or project that engages her mind and effort
• Speaks freely and humbly about her own mistakes
• Pays attention to others when she is with them

Just a thought here.

Ned T.