My wife likes rock hunting.  There’s a bit of money in it, if you’re willing to hit hard terrain and get your hands dirty.  What she doesn’t like is carrying rocks.

I’m an active guy.  I exercise sometimes 7 days a week.  So one or two times a week, I’ll take her out to an abandoned quarry, or off in the mountains, and we’ll dig around.  Sometimes we’ll cover 10 miles or more.  Most of the time we come back with 60 pounds or more of rocks, in a single bag, on my back.  She LOVES it.  I can tell she LOVES me and only me carrying 60 pounds of rocks around all day like a pack mule for her.  On my end, 10 miles carrying that much weight, in terrain totals 1500 calories or more burned, I’m outside, it keeps me fit for my job.  It works.

It gets me blowjobs.  Its hilarious.  Interaction between the sexes…distilled to its purest, silliest form.  A couple days ago she looked at me, sweat and dirt dripping off my brow, and she said “I’m so in love with you right now.”  Its good to know what love means to a woman.

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So I’m married. I won’t go into the details. Its hit or miss. But I’ll share something I do that might amuse you all. My wife likes rock hunting. There’s a bit of money in it, if you’re willing to hit hard terrain and get your hands dirty. What she doesn’t like is carrying rocks. I’m an active guy. I exercise sometimes 7 days a week. So one or two times a week, I’ll take her out to an abandoned quarry, or off in the mountains, and we’ll dig around. Sometimes we’ll cover 10 miles or more. Most of the time we come back with 60 pounds or more of rocks, in a single bag, on my back. She LOVES it. I can tell she LOVES me and only me carrying 60 pounds of rocks around all day like a pack mule for her. On my end, 10 miles carrying that much weight, in terrain totals 1500 calories or more burned, I’m outside, it keeps me fit for my job. It works. It gets me blowjobs. Its hilarious. Interaction between the sexes…distilled to its purest, silliest form. A couple days ago she looked at me, sweat and dirt dripping off my brow, and she said “I’m so in love with you right now.” Its good to know what love means to a woman.

Uh Why are you here? Am I missing something?

sjur – i grew up in michigan, partly urban, partly back-woods.  wife from a similar upbringing.  plus, once she figured out some of the rocks have gemstones embedded in them, she saw $$ and got hooked.

• got married
• wife is LITERALLY a gold-digger
• beta provider plays Sherpa & struts for her
• instead of paying for strutting for fat people in a gym
• gets paid in sex

That’s nice damage control IMO.

Try suggesting you get an ATV or quad bike for the deal. See how far that gets you.

Hell you’re gonna need one for when you burst a disc or trap a nerve anyway.

It seems lovely … I admit that … but I’ve learned to ask the ‘what if’ questions.

What if you injure you back? End up in a wheelchair? Go blind? Etc.

What happens when her pack mule can no longer function for her purpose?

What happens when she is asked to carry the load?

I’m happy for you … I really am …. but … WHAT IF?

The rock thing reminds me of a classic scene in an old movie, The Long, Long Trailer. When their car breaks down, Ricky investigates and discovers Lucy had filled their trailer with rocks!

BTW, my last LTR had me follow her around toting her purchases, so I’ve been there.