The dilemma I have a fiery and super-short-tempered wife, who loses her cool the moment something doesn’t work the way she wanted. Sometimes she blurts out really nasty things which I fear is beginning to push me away. Sometimes she unleashes her anger at our two-year-old son. But I love her very much and I want to provide and give her a happy life because, when calm, she is an amazing person to be around and we are excited to be expecting a daughter this month. I really don’t know how to approach or calm her down without aggravating her, so I just find myself distancing away from her to give her space, which does work sometimes, but even that at times annoys her because she thinks I am sulking when I stay away and say nothing to her.She is a good person at heart, but I really want to be able to remove the ridiculously short-tempered side of her.

Mariella replies Surgically perhaps? It’s so inconvenient when the love of one’s life turns out to be human after all. It may be that you’ve just written to me on a bad week, but watching the women around me slowly unravel as we approach the “festivities” has definitely aroused the grumpy feminist within. I try to keep it under lock and key.

I’ll begin with what I hope will be a helpful suggestion. Have you read What To Expect When You’re Expecting? It was my bible when I was approaching motherhood and predicted almost to the moment what I’d be feeling and my body would be doing during the long months of gestation. The fear that I was descending into madness as responsibilities became overwhelming and simple tasks elevated to great challenges was alleviated the moment I opened the book and skipped to month four, the month of pregnancy I’d reached.

In your case if you look up months eight to nine, you may well find not only cause but cure for your wife’s short fuse, along with a “to do” list for yourself. That’s the simple answer. She is eight months pregnant, with a two-year-old toddler to care for and a few short weeks until Christmas. What’s not to love about that list?

I appreciate that a new baby is in the top five of great gifts, but we humans are contrary creatures, and while mothers are meant to be paragons of virtue who never lash out, we’re also human beings. If you’re seriously worried about her anger issues with your two-year-old, you should seek professional help. Respect (helpline: 0808 802 4040) offers advice about abusive behaviour. Family Lives (helpline: 0808 800 2222) offers confidential advice on all aspects of family life. Do this now before the new baby comes because January, I would caution, could be even worse, with sleeplessness, toddler tantrums and the bleak midwinter to endure.

It may sound like an unnecessarily dark portrait of the coming months, but for a lot of women, at home with only children and chores to inspire them, this really can be the season of our discontent. Dare I say that for those trying to throw paid work into the equation it’s an even greater challenge? A hundred years after the first suffragettes, many women are wondering what exactly our prize is, apart from being able to choose our next government. Otherwise you could say that we’ve ended up with too much (or should that be less?) of what we originally bargained for.

Yours is not the first letter I’ve received from a partner with an easily infuriated wife bemoaning their lot. Judging by my mail and real-life encounters, there’s an epidemic of anger raging across the land, infecting mainly women. It’s almost funny to witness your bewilderment in the face of this onslaught of irritability, particularly when you, like so many other men, are entirely blind to the causes. Not that I can scientifically diagnose it either, but there are plenty of clues to suggest that we have backed ourselves into a corner. I appreciate that readers of this fine organ are an emancipated lot, sharing domestic duties, embracing paternity leave and begging their wives to go back to work so they can stay home with the babies. Among the majority of the population, it’s simply not true. Women have inherited an impossible world where they’ve added full-time work to their already full-time role running the domestic environment and parenting.

There’s not a working woman I know who’s not at her wits’ end in this “season to be jolly”, so I’m sure it’s no coincidence that you’ve written to me during the canter towards Christmas. I’ve yet to hear a man say Christmas makes him stressed, but the number of my female friends who don’t dread the doubling of duties in celebration of a religious festival few of us believe in I can count on two hands.

Your wife also has the drudgery of toddler care and the exhaustion of pregnancy to cope with. My advice is, don’t skulk in the corner keeping clear of your wife’s outbursts but roll up your sleeves, halve the chores and witness how true equality miraculously turns us into the fairer, sweeter sex all over again.

Now… I don’t personally subscribe to the idea of rewarding women with penis when they behave like irritable bitches. Other blue-pill/betas&shmetas/manginas/pathetic pussy beggars will see their girlfriend pouting and run out and buy her flowers or take her out for dinner. Dumbest f~~~ing thing you can do. What happens when you run to the crib every time a baby cries? You TRAIN it to be MORE of a cry-baby.

That’s why I wouldn’t never f~~~ a badly behaved woman ever again.
Dick is something she has to work for.

Bitchs and c~~~s must be ignored. They will do ANYTHING for dick. Including being feminists and screaming all kinds of outrageous s~~~. You think “you are a misogynist” means you are a misogynist? No way. It’s woman-speak for “PLEASE GIVE ME PENIS IMMEDIATELY BEFORE I START THROWING THINGS YOU F~~~ING ASSHOLE!!!”

Anything that will give her attention. Preferably dick.

All that other horses~~~ “Mariella” is talking about is the reason you should never listen to women. When women are grumpy c~~~s and need a good f~~~, they will never tell you this. They LIE and say they are on their periods, or really want you to do the dishes, or help around the house, or help with baby s~~~. No. The answer is a good f~~~. And this is why women should never listen to (or give out) advice because they are complete f~~~ing s~~~ at it.

Ever looked in a woman;’s magazine? Pick one up and you will see complete GARBAGE written by women, like:
“10 ways to not suck in bed” or “8 ways to please your man sexually other than laying there like a futon”.

10 ways. And of all the 10 ways to “please your man”, NOT ONE of those ways ever includes asking HIM. That should be the number one answer to her problems. Want to know how to please a man? Simple. Ask him what would please him, and when he answers — F~~~ING DO IT. Simple. But a woman will list bunch of stupid s~~~ like “talk to him and be his soulmate unicorn, long walks on the beach, buy more baby stuff, do the dishes together, and maybe go salsa dancing”. If that doesn’t show you how f~~~ed and stupid female advice is, I don’t know what does.

But I still maintain, don’t f~~~ bitches or c~~~s.
Just lovely and warm girls who know how to smile.

Of course this means you will reduce your pussy count down by like 99%…
but man, not f~~~ing her and watching her go right out of her mind is even better than sex.

Enjoy.

Oh btw I put here instead of hear on my last post >.> missed that mistake !!!

I’ve had the feeling that the most strident feminists are the ones who secretly want 10 inches of man-meat in their fannies

You would win that bet.

I saw a video of a beauty pageant in London. Dozens of very attractive young women falling over themselves to compete for a crown, big smiles on their faces, parading around in gowns, and enjoying applause as they compete for the most attention. Across the street, a bunch of frumpy feminists waving signs, and screaming in protest about the “objectification of women’s bodies” as if the models across the way had all been dragged there in chains and forced to put themselves on display.

The beauties put effort in to receive attention. They hit the gym. They take dance and speech classes. They learn how to answer questions and practice walking and standing for a camera and panel of judges. The feminist effort is to shout things as radical and behave as rowdy as possible…. in order to generate the attention they crave. Models get the positive attention. Feminists get the negative attention.

From what I saw in that one 3-minutue video, it all became clear.
The only MEN around where the cops keeping the feminists from trashing the pageant venue.

It became apparent the “war on woman” (or the “gender war”) is not between men and women.
It’s between women – and each other.

Attention is a woman’s lifeblood. Regardless of what side of the fence she is on.
Feminists just go about it differently – by being 10,000 of the fugliest, donkey sounding c~~~s on earth.

They are the anti-super-model in every way.