Her humorlessness is what the problem with “the nation” is. Uptight bitches today. They will join in on the laughter on Daytime TV when a wife castrates her husband, and it wasn’t even a “joke”. But make a crack about a guy from Pittsburg “dunking his pretzel in a girl from New Jersey” and the same women will get “offended”. This just happened in the last 30 years to *the nation*.

This clip is hilarious and EVERYONE is joining in on the fun…. but today they be like “OMG that’s totally inappropriate”. These broads don’t have any business lecturing anyone – especially professional comedians like Patrice O’Niel – on what “funny” is with any authority.

I don’t believe women are humorless, either. I know plenty of hilarious chicks, but they miss one important ingredient to great humor, while also grossly overusing sarcasm:

• MEN are far more likely to be willing to “lower their status” and be self-deprecating for the sake of a joke.
• Women are far more likely to lower someone ELSE’S status to get a laugh.

Queens of comedy like Carol Burnett and Lucille Ball were not at all afraid of letting themselves look utterly ridiculous. But women are generally terrified of that, especially modern women. This is due to them having a grossly overinflated view of themselves. They rely much more heavily than men on maintaining their “allure” and the constant illusion that they are desirable.

Women tend to suffer from a type of reverse grandiosity, and I am convinced this is why we see perfect all-knowing TV wives who can do nothing wrong…… while mocking and insulting their loser husbands who everyone laughs at.

Even when they are self-deprecating (like making a fat joke about themselves) they become FURIOUS when you agree with them. When a man makes a joke about himself being short, fat, bald and unattractive he continues to laugh about it. He will even AMPLIFY it to be even funnier! But when a woman says “god I am so fat, these jeans make me look like a blimp!”, when you AGREE and say “well, I wasn’t going to say anything….”, she will get all p~~~ed off, even though you were just being funny back and agreeing with her. The funniest women I know share this in common. They get very offended.

I was once in a bar, and a chick with her boobs pushed together and deliberately low-cut blouse was standing next to my friend. It wasn’t clear that they were store-bought t~~~, but anyone could see she wanted them noticed. My friend says: “nice t~~~”, and she started behaving like he just insulted her. (MOST women will react this way even though it’s a compliment)

But if she had a sense of humor at all, she could have made the interaction fun (and funny) and said something like “yes they are! They’re real, and they’re fabulous.” – amplifying it. This would have gotten a great laugh (like Terry Hatcher on Seinfeld) when she said exactly the same thing. But no. She starts pretending to be all grossed out – is if he just called her a c~~~.

So she said: “PFFFT! can’t you pigs ever think of something pleasant and polite to say? ANYTHING but “nice t~~~”??”

And my buddy says: “Oh sorry. Nice BREASTS.”

….. and everyone couldn’t stop laughing. Except her.
That humorless broad speaking with Patrice is exactly what I’m talking about.

I love that she called women out on their bulls~~~ egos. My ego is quite large as well, but it is “artificial” in the sense that I purposefully built it up and I can purposefully tear it down at will. This is only possible in a male mind because we can think without emotion. Women’s hearts have a one-way connection to their brains and they can’t help but think with feeling.

My mom is a little over fifty, obese, and has been married to my dad for 31 years. Recently, a man made advances to her while at work. She confided in me that she almost slept with him because he made her feel attractive for the fist time in….forever. Women will risk everything if they like or don’t like the way they feel in a moment. Not even mommy is special. If this generation of women feel special at all times, then I believe they are capable of anything at anytime that men would deem outside of common sense.

If they feel special at all times and can’t think without emotion, then anything I say can cause them offense. How can men act in a society where anything they say can be taken out of context and warped by a women’s feelings? Humor is just an indication that women take themselves too seriously. Humor can be used as a litmus test for where a girl is on the bitch spectrum. Though most of the time you don’t even get that far, she’ll just show you she’s a bitch.

The male “ego” that women have such a problem with is precisely what broke the sound barrier and catapulted us out of the stone age and into space. It conquered Mount Everest. It built the Pyramids and the Great Wall. It laid every brick you see and composed the world’s most beautiful symphonies. “Ego” in men is AWESOME. It made us the first and only species on the planet which has the capability of deflecting an extinction-level event like a rogue asteroid. It’s a wonder they go right for the jugular and try to rip it away when a man has the inclination to achieve the impossible. When he wants to build a rocket, she will tell him he’s crazy. When he wants to be comedian, she will tell him what’s funny and what isn’t. It’s utterly outrageous.

Ego in women is repugnant because they haven’t earned it.
Men create Twitter. Women create hashtags.

Your second paragraph brings up a great point. I’ve been with a few women who accused me of “not making her feel special” enough. There is only one possible reply to that:

If you want “feel special”…. you actually have to make an effort to BE special.
And that’s not up to HIM…. it’s up to HER.

A woman who isn’t willing to put in the effort to BE attractive, can’t accuse a man of not making her “feel” attractive. In a recent survey, it was discovered that – when asked – only 2% of women think they are “beautiful”. That’s shocking. Yet 98% of them still want men to think they are and tell them so! So if SHE doesn’t even believe it herself…. what is she doing expecting him to LIE to her just to make her “feel better”????

Women are a mass of inconsistency. So your question “How can men act in a society where anything they say can be taken out of context and warped by a women’s feelings?” only has one answer. And that is it is time for men to understand that it’s not our responsibility to make women feel better about themselves. If anything, it’s a man’s responsibility to feed her some humble pie. They can’t put a rocket into space… but their egos these days are totally out in orbit.

I know the answer to my question is to ignore women whenever possible, I just wish I didn’t have to.

That Sonia Ossorio is not doing women any favors. The irony is if there was a radio show that talked about how men were all rapists and couldn’t control their urges she would be laughing her ass off and shouting free speech. I love the comments on that video too. Especially the one says you can hear a woman back stage laughing at his donkey joke.

The article about ego was spot on too. I don’t go to bars, but do I go to anime and comic book cons and women who cosplay pull the same s~~~. Some of their costumes are showing off more t~~~ and ass than under wear and when guys stare or start hitting on them they take to facebook and complain. “It’s so hard being a woman, no one takes you seriously. Guys only care about looks” But they are loving it when their cosplay page has thousands of follows that gives them hundreds of likes for every slutty picture they post. Then there is is that pathetic little bitch who sends the girl a video game or action figure she wanted, but hasn’t bought it yet. This one cosplay girl on facebook who makes costumes that show off her t~~~ posted a status saying she got stood up and asked if there was something wrong with her, this girl would have no trouble finding a date considering how she looked and how she dressed,and all of these pathetic guys commented to cheer her up. Ughh makes me sick. I know some girls just have big boobs and/or look good, but I can get if a big boobed girl is out somewhere and showing a little skin it can be annoying to be constantly hit on, but when you are almost naked and using your body to get attention that is a whole different story.

Funny how those women got mad when a guy wasn’t interested in their profile. If he was she wouldn’t date him anyway. Basically what is happening is:
Dating Agent: So none of the men who saw your profile were interested.
Woman: What?! That is an outrage. The nerve of those men. They didn’t even give me a chance. Typical man, so shallow he will judge me before even giving me a chance.
Dating Agent: Ok so if this guy right here said he was interested would you go on a date with him?
Woman: No way look at him. He isn’t tall enough and look at his job. He clearly doesn’t make enough money and isn’t even that attractive. I do have standards you know.

As for approaching women in public I just avoid it. At the gym I won’t even work out next to a woman unless there is no other machine. I do my best to work out as far away from a woman as possible just to avoid any problems. All I need is to use a machine next to a woman and have her go home and complain about how this pervert chose to workout next to her and that is the only reason he chose that machine. At the comic book store, conventions, gamestop, anywhere I never talk to women unless they talk to me first and even then I only answer their questions then stop talking. 2 weeks ago I was out to dinner for a friends birthday and as soon as I got to the restaurant I didn’t talk to any women while waiting for our table and at the table there were 2 women sitting across from me, but I didn’t start talking to them until they talked to me first. I have seen to many women take things out of context and over react over nothing so I consider it covering my ass.

“It’s so hard being a woman, no one takes you seriously. Guys only care about looks” But they are loving it when their cosplay page has thousands of follows that gives them hundreds of likes for every slutty picture they post.

Women like to feel sexy. As soon as a man starts to react to their sexiness in a manner that makes them uncomfortable, they get mad because you interrupted their sexiness feeling. Bitches are either oblivious to the nature of sexiness, or they’re evil enough to use it as bait for discrimination.

My favorite comedian is Lisa Lampanelli and if I was at one of her shows and she was making fun of me I would feel honored lol.

I hate that unoriginal bitch! She talks about black c~~~ like its as important as oxygen and then hurls racial slurs at audience members. I don’t find her funny at all. She’s just another women who can only make people laugh by saying things that white men aren’t socially allowed to. I prefer Don Rickles for that brand of humor.

Maria Bamford, check her stand-up out. She’s bats~~~ crazy!