The funny part if the bat s~~~ crazy chick posting this.

This is so irritating. Being a virgin doesn’t mean this girl has no interest in sex or has some weird sexual dysfunction. She likely just wants to wait until the emotional connection exists for her, whenever that may be.

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http://www.loveshack.org/forums/romantic/dating/495795-no-sexual-contact-girlfriend-getting-impatient-4.html

I don’t get it if two people are in a relationship shouldn’t they have a emotional connection in the first place? If that wasn’t that case why the hell are they are in the relationship. They should just be dating, then he can have sex with other women while still dating her. What woman is worth have sex? How much investment of time and money does a guy need?

No sex for 4 months = dumped.

F~~~ her mouth! Are you kidding me?

What is she worried about getting pregnant? How about some nice and friendly anal?
After all, anal is the only 100% woman-interference-proof method of birth control there is!

Even abstinence failed once.

Im just imagining, you know , “dating” a girl … and when you’re making out she grabs your pork sword and SQUINTS while looking in the opposite direction wondering when she’s gonna get her $40. Jesus Christ.

4 months? She doesn’t want to have sex? Stop. Dating. Women. Like. This. Who told women they get man to put out while she has no willingness or interest? Stay home and play with your barbie dolls. A “hand job” because she doesn’t want to have sex is like a guy taking a chick out for dinner and then bringing out the coupons.

Dump that bitch and kick her cat across the lawn on the way out!

Look…I’m not gonna judge.  Been there, done that in my Vanilla Days…

But here’s a “True but Not Hollywood Story” that broke me out of that Bullshiet “My Girlfriend Won’t give me any Pussy” situation:

In a galaxy far, far away called Atlanta, I was dating a sexy yet frigid green-eyed sexy muthafrucka named “Mia”, not her real name but her  eye color was.  Really.  A non-frucking 1st Place Trophy.

Well, anyway, “Mia” wanted to be a born-again Virgin after divorcing her husband who left her for a woman who had 5 kids…and wait to give me the Pussy until we got to know each other better.  If I can recall, we’ve been dating a YEAR and some chump change.   Though I wanted to fruck her green-eyed trophy ass really bad, I couldn’t. I had Never cheated on a girl before and swore I never would.

Anyhoot, being the punk-ass Vanilla muthafrucka I was, I went along with it…even beat my dick so bad that the dick skin was coming off right near my white chocolate mushroom head.  Back then, I did not have my “Viscosity” Game on 100%.   Until I discovered Shea Butter, I realized that “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter” can eat your shiet up.  Got so bad tha “Mia” made me go to the Doctor because she saw my skinned up dick getting out the shower one day.  Girl thought I had a venereal disease…thought I was cheating on her.  I swore up and down…even crying that I was not cheating.   I was only frucking up my dick with sexy R’handnia (Right Hand for you slow muthafruckas).

A two hour argument over a scuffled-up C~~~.

Old doctor gave me some ointment and told me to stop beating my dick so hard.

Did things improve?  My dick eventually did…. Let’s accelerate the story weeks later…

…My girlfriend lived on the other side of town and decided one night she did not want to come over and snuggle because it was raining cats and dogs outside.   Just pouring down raining.  Haha…Vanilla Ninja had the night off.  So…I grabbed a beer and went out of the patio to watch the rain.  All of a sudden, I see a very voluptuous female dancing in booty shorts and C-breasts shaking bra-lessly in the rain all by herself. Being curious and dressed in my three-piece Calvin Klein suit, I went outside and joined her…expensive suit and all.

I asked her name. She said “Becky”.  Wow.  Becky.  After some idle chit-chat and dripping in polluted rain water, I pointed to my apartment and invited her to stop by whenever she she was bored.

The next night, you can see the stars in sky as I sat drinking a brew on the couch watching some mindless TV Bullshiet.  I hear a knock on the door. It was “Becky.”

I invited Becky in and she sat on the couch across from where I sat. She told me that she was a stripper from Florida who was living with a cousin a few apartments down until she got on her feet.  She said she was glad to meet me in the rain.  She offered to dry-clean my suit.  I declined.  That suit was probably already circling Mrs. Chen’s Cleaners with his Suit brethren as we spoke.

Becky then ask me the darnedest question.

“Can I ask you a question?”

“Yeah.  Sure.”

“Can you F~~~ me?”

“WWhattt????

“Can you F~~~ Me? ”

“Ahhhhh….I can’t. I have a girlfriend who I love.  Plus, she has a key.”

Time must have sped up so fast because before I knew it, Becky had stripped all of her clothes off, stood over me bucket-naked.  She ws definitely a Stripper.

“You’re Gonna Take this Pussy.”

Need I said what happen next.

…”I’ll be right back.” Grabbed a non-expired Trojan Max my Mom sent me (Yeah….My Crazy Ass Mom used to send me Condoms!).

I frucked Becky like I never frucked anyone.

After that point, there was no way I could continue to be in a Fruckless Relationship.  I eventually, broke it off with “Mia” and went on a Frucking Spree.

The Rest is History.  Thank You Becky. Wherever your Hoe Ass is.

Moral of the Story: A Girlfriend that is not frucking you is just a Friend…and just barely.  Don’t frustrate yourself.  Get the Fruck out of that ‘relationship’ and get you some Pussy.

My God.  The older I get the more I realize I never want a woman as a friend.  If she’s putting out?  Yes.  If not…hell no.  Why?  I get along a HELL OF A LOT better with my bros.  They are easy, funny, and give great advice when their not being smart asses.  Having a best friend that has a vagina is f~~~ing gay.  Period.

If she has some hot friends you can hit on then maybe it is worth while to keep her around?