Since being red pill, I’ve been a lot happier, especially with dating. It’s like cake, I don’t NEED cake, but if I want some I can go out and get some. And for whatever reason, I’ve been getting more and more attention from women lately, more than I ever got as a blue pill. So, I always hear women rattle off what theirs are, so I made some of my own. Here are my standards if a girl wants to date ME.
-You have to pay for your half, I don’t care if it’s not romantic or tradtional, you will pay for what you got.
-You have 2 arms, there’s no reason why you can’t open your own f~~~ing door or pull out your chair.
-You have to give oral sex. Not right away, but in this day and age, you have to. Think it’s gross or demeaning? That’s okay, but I won’t date you.
-You brought the purse packed full of s~~~ with you, no I’m not holding it for you, if you didn’t want to hold it then you shouldn’t have f~~~ing brought it.
-You’re a grown ass woman, it’s time to put on your big girl panties and learn how a toilet seat works. Want it put down? Then put it the f~~~ down, If you can’t handle that, then you and me won’t work out.
-You can’t be fat. If you weigh anything close to what I do, 220lbs at 6’4″ then too bad. No that’s not attractive, I work out to stay in shape. If you don’t even give a s~~~ about your own body, how the f~~~ can I expect you to treat me?
-Posted 12 pictures of your food, huh? Why? No thanks.
-Posted 12 pictures of yourself doing the exact same pose, huh? Why? And duck face? Yeah, I’ll pass.

Those are just some of my rules, They were lax before, and people can and have gone on about how relationships are about COMPROMISE and all that. That’s easy to say when you’re not the one compromising. Tough s~~~, I don’t need you for anything. Anyway, what are some of your standards, fellas? I haven’t really had the need to date, but more and more females seem to flock to me, so I gave it a shot.

I’ve excused myself and left several times. Once in a restaurant, I left the table, paid the bill (because I was the one who extended the invitation), and exited building after leaving a note with the maitre d that I’d been called away. The dim witted c~~~ I’d been dining with bumped into me at a club later that night and began yelling only to start crying when I told her why I’d left:

“You were so busy with your phone that I thought the date was over.”

The laughter of the people around us – nervous laughter in the case of the women – was a clue that even that stupid bitch couldn’t ignore. She tried asking me out several times over the next few months only to repeatedly hear “I don’t think I can find the time…” until she got the hint.

F~~~ing women and their f~~~ing phones. They’re the first one’s to bitch when a man isn’t paying 100% attention to them.

Add to that list the followings:

– If are a single mother, I won’t date you.
– If you are a feminist, I won’t date you.
– If you are a victim of abuse, I won’t date you.
– If you don’t have a job, I won’t date you.
– If you do not own a home, I won’t date you.
– If you don’t have a car and or do not drive, I won’t date you.
– If you wear pants of any kind, I won’t date you.
– If your hair is short, I won’t date you.
– If you don’t make an effort to look pretty, I won’t date you.
– If you don’t wear high heels, I won’t date you.
– If you ride horses, I won’t date you.
– If you don’t play a musical instrument, I won’t date you.
– If are a journalist or a blogger, I won’t date you.
– If your parents are divorced, I won’t date you.
– If you were raised by a single mother, I won’t date you.
– If you never read a holy book of any religion, I won’t date you.
– If don’t know how to give a proper BJ, I won’t date you.
– If you go freaky on the first time we have sex, I won’t date you.
– If you were in a Catholic school, I won’t date you.
– If you don’t swim, I won’t date you.
– If can’t name one star in the sky, I won’t date you.
– If you smoke, I won’t date you.
– If you do Drugs, I won’t date you.
– If you have called the cops for any reason, I won’t date you.
– If you have different siblings from different fathers, I won’t date you.
– If I stick it in your ass and you don’t cry in pain, I won’t date you.
– If fake an orgasm during sex, I won’t date you.
– If you don’t know how to cook at least one decent meal, I won’t date you.
– If you text while we are hanging out together, I won’t date you.
– If you have small boobs, I won’t date you.
– If you have flat ass, I won’t date you.
– If your face looks like a horse, I won’t date you.
– If you have never left the country to at least one destination aboard, I won’t date you.
– If you Speak only one language, I won’t date you.
– If you tell me you want marriage down the line, I won’t date you.

Did I miss anything? now stick that on an online dating profile and let the hate commence!

DOOD AHAHA I MIGHT ACTUALLY DO THAT ! Ahahahaha

I thought maybe it was to reduce the birth rate and kill families, but then they started mass importing immigrants who don’t have these issues. So I am at a loss as to what the heck is going on.

1) Be in decent shape at the very least. If you are 150lbs, you better be at least 5’10” Ideal for me would be 5″2″- 5’6″ 110-130lbs. Get off your iphone and get on a treadmill.

2) No sluts. I know who you are, we all know who you are. lol S~~~, sometimes we can SMELL who you are (no lie. I once pulled back from a girl and left the house because as we were getting close to doing the nasty I got hit in the face with fish taco smell with the distinct smell of mansauce on it.)

3) Pay for your own s~~~ on dates. If this is a transaction let me know up front. I would much rather just pay for sex than play games with you.

4) Have a brain. I mean just some kind of intellectual development beyond knowing how to text to someone at the same time as talking to me would be nice.

5) Don’t dress up all the time like I am going to take you to some expensive restaurant. In fact, do not dress up unless it is really called for. It is hard to even tell what is going on under your mess of makeup, frilly clothes and high heels to even get any idea of what you look like underneath that clownsuit.

6) Keep me updated on your current seasons draft class. Am I your top prospect? Or do you have a nice draft class this year and are riding the c~~~ carousel until one fancy’s your interest? (My friend calls this tree to tree, like a monkey women go from branch to branch with men, always have a bunch of free agents ready to fill in for you. The more attractive the woman, the deeper her draft class is without doubt.

7) No crazy x boyfriend or husband drama. I have had my fill of J.R. high school drama. Get this clear- I am very unlikely to fight for your honor, or “perceived” honor in any situation. Do not put me in that situation.

8) Do not ask me how much money I make. If you do I will ask you how much you cost per night and we can just see how it goes from there.

9) Be a fun person to be around.

10) Have a heart.

That’s easy to say when you’re not the one compromising. Tough s~~~, I don’t need you for anything.

This is a great realization to come to. Most women these days want the world and offer very little in return. Let them all go f~~~ themselves.

– You crazy? Then I’m RUNNING!!!!!!!!

Did I miss anything? now stick that on an online dating profile and let the hate commence! ?

Good list man. I guarantee any profile like that gets 10x more messages/attention than a man messaging the self-absorbed duck-faced single mothers would with “hey how are you, *something specific about her profile*”.

At the tail end of online dating few months ago while discovering the red pills, I always confronted women on whatever I disagreed with their profile. And 9/10 times she replied back defending herself.

Treat a woman like how she treats a man to give her a demonstration of true patriarchy.

Long Live MGTOW!