MGTOWMGTOW Covert Special Ops: Behind Enemy Lines. – MGTOW

MGTOW Covert Special Ops: Behind Enemy Lines.

... — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 08:06:19 +0000

Greetings and salutations community of MGTOW brothers, noobs, Vets, snobs, bobs, and general baisment bois.

Sgt. SmellyTampon here with an announcement: We have successfully penetrated the enemy and Special Ops CalicoPig (known elsewhere on this site as ChauvinistPig) is firmly entrenched as a member of good c~~~ standing inside a very popular a Feminist website. As Commander-in-C~~~, he will be reporting his findings from being embedded in a community of c~~~s (sorry bro, glad you are doing this instead of me because I can’t take the smell of old vag, sorry) to this thread for the dual purposes of 01 the lulz 02 the general education of the mgtow community via inside the hive vagina for research purposes. The website where he is now proceeding with covert ops will not be mentioned here, so do not ask as only I, smellytampon, CPig, and MG-Tower aka Cap’n Cat&Crunch will have access to that high level information. In the interim, please proceed normally with all other sectors of the MGTOW.com forums as you were before this covert ops was created and approved by VileLord, Keymaster, DocFenderson, and other high level MGTOW here. Be well brothers, and let the fun begin! Sgt. Tampon–OUT!

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... — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 09:16:01 +0000

leaving agent Pig and MG-Tower with this Breaking News from the c~~~fessionals page:

“I once had sex with two different guys withing 30 minutes of each other.”

Yeah, but both men had to pay the bill and you used the money to go get drunk. asshole with a vag.

and….

“I’m going to give my unborn Son my last name to purposefully p~~~ off his father.” yes, always doing good in the f~~~ing world aren’t you?

so, your point is your name is Jessy? Married Man? Imnotaman? Dr Borat? Roadman? Paul Elam aka Miss Piggy?

Who are you NEway bitch?
another overnight entry: “I once had sex with two different guys in the same night, about a half hour apart. The first was black and the second was Latino; I’m white.”

Never ends does it guys? Tampon out.

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Fri, 06 Feb 2015 12:41:49 +0000

tchhhh,,,tchhh,,, Lima/Uniforn,,,Charley/Papa,,,, it’s Col, CatCrunch here: Deep in enemy territory, flying the lands of U-tube 14hrs,,, peppered with flack,,, returned fire,,,. 1, 2, and 4 flamed, extinguished, and feathered, 3, 5, and 6, turning.,,,tchhhhh,,,. Running hot, outboards fill thrust and burning,,,tchhhhhh. Spotted a chick with pink M-16 (for real), gave out her full address to the “REAL” enemy, challenging to them to a “real battle”, sorry to report gent’s NAWAT,,,tchhh,,,tchhh,,,. I Radioed her: “you are my favorite girl on the internet”. A good neighbor! tchhhhh, tchhhh, lots of intel, heading back,,, crabangle moderate. Looking over my right shoulder for coarse vector home tchhh,,,Admiral Key’s a good commander, coordinating stealth, intel, a good battlefield director tchhh,,,tchhhh… Low on fuel, setting down on civilian runway, dumping lead and remaining fuel, runway’s short, thin, I’m sure the tarmac will be au crackin ….

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Fri, 06 Feb 2015 13:58:21 +0000

@SmellyTampon & Cat Crunch:

The conditions behind the lines are incredibly rough. My computer smells like a damn tuna boat now. I am participating in a thread about cleaning up after kids and have been exposed to things very few men can stand luckily I am strong of mind and heart. My ultimate goal is to actively engage the manginas that have been spotted in this house of hens. The information we gain will empower all MGTOWs forever. We have achieved direct access into the spider filled minds of many, many women. Plus, this s~~~ is so damn funny.

On one of the threads I’m observing , the OP is a vindictive bitch who wants to withhold access to the kids from her ex for no good reason. Some of the wenches are egging her on to do it while others are actually concerned that he should have some shared custody. The vindictiveness of the bad ones is stunning. They are definitely a damn hive in all things. This is their biggest advantage over us. We handle them solo while they have an entire group hidden from your view advising them on ALL things and not for your benefit.

Brothers, I leave you with this gem of insight into the female mind:

I wish I could say I’m marrying my fiancée because he takes care of me and DD(Dear Daughter). Truth is, I’m marrying his millionaire parents who take care of us. He is one sad and lazy POS.

-No, you’re the sad and lazy POS while he’s just a vag worshiping sucker and general dips~~~.

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Fri, 06 Feb 2015 14:41:21 +0000

tchhhh, tchhhh, roger that agent Charley/Papa,,,I touched down, my eyes are burning, my throat is scratchy from the smell of burnt clams, dropping bombs, flying through smoke and phosphors/magnesium burning! I’ll be OK I’m on a bus back to base, one hell of trip, I sit here laughing, with eyes that look like they’re crying!!!!!! tchhh,,,tchhh,,,

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Ned Trent — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 15:35:02 +0000

Heey “Cap’n Cat&Crunch” MG, on yer next landing don’t forget to pickup and load some fresh napalm, lol… …or as in let the clam barbecue begin.

I'd rather die a natual death with a clear MGTOW conscience somewhere off the grid than one within "modern" civilisation with a big stress mark on my forehead and a couple of dozen tubes plugged into my body. Back to the plantation..? Me..? Hey, literally: I won't ever fucking kid myself...YZERLMNTSIC

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Fri, 06 Feb 2015 16:45:20 +0000

Tampon, the only thing giving me solace is knowing that Cat Crunch is providing the aerial cover. Yes, the combination of all the blatant narcissism and hive-mind thought is terrifying. I’d be safer swimming among sharks as I can trust them more.

I was speaking with my brother about his 4 daughters last night. 3 of the 4 have been brainwashed into feminists. The high school the 3 attended had a teacher who taught openly in class that there is no need for men. The oldest of the four who is the non-feminist is the only one who has a healthy relationship with her husband. She never attended that school. The other 3 have been nothing but trouble for their husbands and boyfriends. 3 of my 6 nieces are actually not feminists. My family’s culture is very much anti-feminism, but we still lost 3.

Anyway, try this one on for size:

I can’t functionally make it through my day without a handful of Lortabs. I’ve got to kick my habit before history repeats itself and I turn into my addict mother that lost rights to all 4 of her children due to drugs.

– Babe, just start crying to the judge, and you’ll get to keep those lucky, lucky kids.

Tampon, be careful out in the educational community as it is a nest of rabid feminism. Stay under their radar.

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Fri, 06 Feb 2015 21:39:11 +0000

tchhhhh,,,\\\MAYDAY///\\\MAYDAY///\\\MAYDAY///Charley/Charley/Charley,,,((((POOCH F~~~ER at ONE EIGHT ZERO degrees))) It’s Captain Cat Crunch,,,tchhhh,,,tchhhhh,,,Going down,,,Flames everywhere, crew has bailed out, I’m alone and flying blind, smoke in the cabin, transmitting data, on below written lines!,,,tchhhh,,,Cuncesium 137, Clitstrontium 90, Pustonium 239, I’m all contaminated, but my MGTOW lead shield is holding up fine!,tchhh,,, Time to bail out this airship is fried……………….

Im so confused. I was alone and had too much to drink last night and I let our pooch do something down there, and then it ended up being a lot more naughty than that. I feel so ashamed but now its all i can think about and i want to do it again.

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I’m 42 SWF living in D.C. and I’ve been having sex with my 20 yo intern from GW for almost a year. At the beginning of fall semester he moved in with me to save 1000 a month rent. My main rule is he has to stay naked when there’s no guests. When I go overseas for work I have him Skype me twice a day to masturbate. My favorite things to do is fill out his performance reviews either just after sex or while he is eating me out.

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While my boyfriend is watching tv … I go into the bathroom and masturbate to visioning having oral sex done by 2 of our friends.

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secretly want to buy a strap on and make rough love to another female.

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Sometimes when I ride the subway, I look down the car and go down the line and try and picture what it might be like to sleep with each guy in the car with me. Even the homeless ones.

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Met a guy at the Bar last night. I hit on him hard. He seemed into it until his friends showed up and then he ignored me. What a J-Azz

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Everytime I come home from work, I flash my doorman a little smile. I keep having these fantasies that he will come knock on my door late at night, use his master key, and come slide into bed with me. hopefully my husband won’t be home!!

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I’m a 47 year old, twice divorced, mother of two. For the past few weeks, i’ve been seeing my friend’s son. He’s 23 and currently engaged. We have some really amazing sex whenever he comes over.

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I have been in love with the same man for 10 years. I have never been sexually unsatisfied. The thought of cheating never crossed my mind….until I met “him”.

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cheated on my husband this weekend. I had uncrontallable chemistry with “Him” and can’t stop thinking about it. I don’t want to leave my husband I don’t want anything to change. “him” and I agreed that it was a moment of weakness and to never tell a soul.

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Rennie — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 22:48:38 +0000

This is faco2, callsign birddog, identify yourself,

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Smitty the Great One — Fri, 06 Feb 2015 23:12:23 +0000

Faco2 ;This is Gun Run 1: coming on station and awaiting target acquisition. We are transmitting in the Blind Guard.

Requesting targets from force command….

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....