But many men really do put women on a pedestal and hold them to such a low standard (kind of ironic).

What are the things women used to actually DO that caused us to say “Oh wow, this is the one! This one is the only one!”

I can think of some things……….and I kid you not these are some of the things guys have actually told me.

“The moment she sees me, she grabs my b~~~~!”

“When she wears those black panties, I don’t care how fat she is, she looks so hot in those black panties!”

“She let me eat her out! Woo hooo!” “Well no, she didn’t give me a blowjob. She said she is just not into that.”

“Well, no, she is a Christian girl she won’t sleep with a guy before marriage. But she sure does let me kiss her a lot!”

I am guilty of this s~~~ too. My first girlfriend, the girl I fell hard for…….looking back, what did she actually DO????

The truth is, she didn’t do anything. She just talked on the damn phone with me for hours. Oh boy she really liked me to spend all that time on the phone with me. Woopdy freakin’ do. The few times we actually went to bed together, she just laid there like a cold dead f~~~ing fish while I had my way with her. Where is the fun in that?

Another girl whom I fell hard for, what the hell did she actually do? She didn’t have sex with me because she was a virgin saving herself for marriage. But idiot me was all wrapped up in her for some odd reason. What did her or any of these girls do for me except cause me major headaches?

They really do not bring  much, if anything to the table. But we are so mezmerized by a naked woman that we lose our brains and our intelligence. It’s idiotic and I wish I never fell for any of it.

I think the biggest thing was an attractive girl just being there. Being amazed that she woman is there. The whole dynamic changes really when at least semi attractive women are around. Not to mention an amazingly attractive one. Everyone has the feeling she is gracing them with her presence. Not realizing that is all she is doing. She is not intellectually contributing to the conversations. Never realizing being around her consumes great amounts of energy and causes more stress. She poses no charms or support like the women before her did.

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I could walk right past an LA 10 like she’s a mailbox. Truly. There is no appeal. In fact, I’m more likely to give a plain jane 7 (who isn’t trying at all) a second look… but it’s just the VOICE, you know?

The VOICE of the modern female is so ….. abrasive.
Who cares how she looks, really. You don’t even want to listen for an inherent personhood anymore.

I was at the airport waiting for a flight, and remember as a kid, the loudspeaker voice would be soft, feminine and inviting . “dear guests, we have now begun boarding. Kindly proceed to the gate ,and if you should require assistance….”

But now, all I hear is ….

“MIKE HUNT!!!! MIKE HUNT!!! REPORT TO TICKETING IMMEDIATELY!!! MIKE HUNT!!! I HAVEN’T BEEN F~~~ED IN 3 YEARS!!!!”

It was like chinese water torture on my nerves. And it’s everywhere.
I hear them – before even I see them – and I am put off.

The VOICE of the modern female is so ….. abrasive.

I +1 this.  I was on the bus the other day, a fairly attractive girl gets on.  She opens her mouth.  Now, I am an Ex-Soldier and so the whole potty mouth thing doesn’t phase me.  But this was just disgusting.  Oh and to finish it off, she actually SPAT onto the bus floor and continued her conversation on the mobile phone.

Sadly, many young women are probably thinking this is the correct way to act.

Ughgghh.

As they say don’t cast your pearls before swine.

I could walk right past an LA 10 like she’s a mailbox. Truly. There is no appeal.

Life goals:
1. Be like Will (from the “But I’m not a gold digger!” thread by Voidrathe)
2. Be like KeyMaster
3. ???
4. Profit

The former is fairly recent.  When I was growing up, women would have been ashamed to talk like that.  The latter, however, hasn’t changed since my high school days more than 40 years ago.

This is so f~~~ing true man! I think back to my teens and twenties and think of all the s~~~ I did for women. Favours, fixing stuff, trips, accommodation, flowers …etc.. It was all a waste of time and money. I was a f~~~ing doormat for a good while there. Not anymore. I’m glad the testosterone and sex drive starts levelling off by the late 30s. It can really make you do stupid s~~~ sometimes. But I guess it has to be that strong otherwise we would not bother going through all the s~~~ tests and procreating with the opposite sex!

When I look back …. youre so f~~~ing right. Nothing …. pussy & t~~~ is all that was brought to the table. The amount of time, energy and thought I put in was matched by ….. well …… nothing. Looking back I was a stupid, soft, loving, caring wanker c~~~. I thought I would be allowed to love someone & have that loved returned. Funny enough that love was always under my nose. Its called my right hand.

Right hand?

Since the age of the internet, my lovin’ comes from the left hand.