Okay, I’m out of the game….no I’m waaaaaaay out every dating game there is. I’m only a few weeks away from purchasing a love doll named Kimberly who looks gorgeous. I know it’s the same exact material my flashlight is made out of…but I get more excited looking at images of the doll more than I do any woman I met. I even started searching Amazon for outfits for her, Slave Princess Leai outfits, Cave Girl outfits, Jasmine from Aladdin outfits…

I know it’s weird, I’m no stranger to weird, (check out the chicks I asked out in grade school)  but  right now it feels better to have a synthetic love doll than all the dames I meet in real life. I’ve read “the Game” and other self improvement getting laid books but I’m under the impression a fake broad is so much better than a real one.

Any thoughts on this? Advice? Criticism? I accept it all.

You said you accept it all … So I will elaborate.

Sexual desire for a single guy is just an occurrence and perhaps even a nuisance. Rubbing one out would be the norm. I don’t have any issue with the weirdness factor of the doll or you shopping for her dress.

The bit I feel concerned about is that it can become a psychological echo chamber to enhance whatever you seek to avoid by buying the doll. I am being a presumptuous asshole and I apologize if I am being arrogant or insensitive.

You mentioned being with a woman is less desirable than being with a doll. I would urge you to seek out a real woman for some. Lower your standards for a night. A plastic doll to substitute real human interaction is not ideal.

I don’t know your personal circumstances so if it just seems like a rambling, lets leave it at that.

Cheers

Real good name btw. I am open to new ideas as my same old ideas seems to have led me towards a dead end.

Is there hope for a real woman? Yes. But only by a floss thread.  Have I lost the patience of lowering my standards and risking disease and the fear of losing my job because of  unwanted sexual advances…yes. Are you out of line by your post? Not at all! It’s a welcome opposite spectrum that I seek when posting. Obviously, I have not fared well in the dating department in my 35 years or I wouldn’t have made the post 🙂

I’ve posted on Tinder with results. Bad results to be frank. Either they are attractive with a handful of children (which leads me to believe I am a paycheck and not a man).or they are like obscenely obese. Not sure when I became shallow but,  I’d rather have something fake attractive at this point in my life.

Which is where this thread starts. I think I’m done with real girls, frankly they got kids or are gross to look at. If I go out with them it would only be for pretend. I am absolutely still open to critiscism on this. Feel free to respond with what you got.

http://www.reallovesexdolls.com/kimberly-sex-doll-4ft4-5ft3/

That’s the one I’m excited to purchase a few payday’s from now.

I would not be the guy who takes it out with me. You would still hang out with me because I’d keep a thing like this as private as I could. There’s a movie called Real Doll where a guy gets the whole town involved in his fantasy. That’s not me. It would be as much as possible safely tucked away from close family and friends. (Hopefully, they don’t know this is me)

On the outside I will still be be a c~~~y arrogant asshole that makes women think I’m someone they would want to sleep with. (As I learned from Self Help Dating Books)

Don’t go down this road.

http://wallstreetinsanity.com/japanese-men-love-their-dolls-more-than-real-women/

I thought about getting one when I was about 18, back then the early 90’s dolls looked quite ghastly so I never bothered.

I will say this though, if you start talking to the doll, or if the doll starts “talking” back to you, if you take it on dates etc. Then please seek some help.

Two grand is a bit much for a doll though. Gotta warm up/lube the hole seems like a lotta work to bust one.  But to each their own. I would keep that hobby private though..

Rather use the $,$$$ for a nice vacation in Thailand 🙂