Adventurous … Will f~~~ your friends

Athletic … Smaller than a B cup

Average Looking … Has a face like an ass

Beautiful … Delusional

Contagious Smile … Does a lot of pills

Educated … F~~~ed my way through collage

Emotionally Secure … on meds

Feminist … Opinionated Ugmo

Friendship First … Looking for a friend-zone day labourer

Fun … Annoying

Gentle … Boring

Good Listener … Can pretend to care

New Age … Hygiene is overrated

Old Fashioned … No BJ’s or Anal

Open Minded … The wall is coming and I’m desperate

Outgoing … Loud and embarrassing

Passionate … Slut

Poet … Depressed

Plus Sized … Obese

Professional … Bitch

Romantic … Frigid

Voluptuous … Very Fat

Large Lady … Hugely Fat

Wants soul mate … Needs a provider

Widow … Murderer

1. Vegas baby! – Hello, I’m 41 going on 19 and I entertain the idea of going to a place where it’s 107 degrees to flaunt my sun damaged skin at the pool in hopes that some drunk guy will hit on me.

2. good wine – Your dinner bill just went up at lease $40. Authors note: What the f~~~ is ‘good wine’?

3. My kids come first – You will be behind them, her ‘career’, iPhone, dog, friends, family, etc.

4. Tired of players – Fired off c~~~ carousel at warp 8.

5. Secure in his career – $$$$$
Has career goals – $$$$$
Knows where he’s going in life – $$$$$
Has a career and not a job – $$$$$
Is professional – $$$$$

6. Done with the bar scene – Men aren’t approaching me in them anymore. See 4.

7. I can still pull off a bikini – BWAHAHAHAHA!

To be continued….

Romantic – easily bored, requires constant entertainment

Loyal – will run off with someone “better” at the first opportunity

Simple tastes – considers reality TV and chat shows superior to Shakespeare

Intelligent – gets all her news and information from women’s magazines

Cultured – has moss or fungus growing somewhere on her body

Affectionate – is bored with sex, but expects you to put out anyway

Dedicated – sits on her butt and gets you to do all the hard work

Stimulating conversationalist – motor mouth

Sparkling conversationalist – loud motor mouth

I’m sure there is more to add to that list.

9. I work out/run marathons – chubby, pudgy, etc

10. Let’s go Hawks! – (relative to where I live) I’m an idiot who jumped on the bandwagon when they won the cup in 2010, can’t explain icing or off sides but I’ll rattle off at the mouth telling a lifelong hockey player and Blackhawks fanatic who they should trade and that every loss is Corey Crawfords fault despite defensive lapses and superior forechecking by the Boston Bruins. Authors note: They don’t know what forechecking is.

11. I like all kinds of music – Listens to s~~~ty pop music.

No liars- I am a compulsive liar

Christian woman- I have no idea what this really means, I think it makes me look good

My kids come first- Your wants, needs, desires don’t matter

Average body- out of shape

Curvy- fat ass

BBW- Thar she blows!!

Must be stable-  $$$$$

loves camping- blatant lie no woman loves camping, not one

great cook- she knows where the microwave is

well read- read a book once….(non-romance novel) didn’t finish it

adventurous- so boring it will make you long to watch paint dry or grass grow

caring- selfish

politically active- SJW, Feminist

done withe the bar scene- past the wall, guys are going after younger women

great in bed- dead lay

family oriented- wallet needed

friendly- will f~~~ anybody

not into hook ups- will f~~~ anybody but you

looking for a long term relationship-  need to sucker another man to pay for my life

this list could go on forever…..

Compassionate – my needs always come before yours, and you aren’t allowed to have any

Cuddling – prone to giving you choke holds if you look at anyone else

Long walks – I’ll get you to where you can’t look at anyone else

Travelling – only to tourist traps in Vegas, California, or Hawaii, the gaudier the better

I’m not a drama queen – I am a drama queen

Exciting – kinky

Dynamic – really kinky

Extroverted – will go to bed with anyone

Young at heart – ugly old tart

Youthful outlook – pushing 40 but act like I’m 15

Frivolous – irresponsible

Exuberant – really irresponsible

I hate drama= I love drama

Sensitive= I cry to get my way

Adventurous= slut.

Soul mate= it’s about me, and only me

I love my job= I hate my job, need a guy to rescue me, and payoff my debt.

I like to travel= Your buying.

I like sports= I hate men, but I like to invade male spaces to get attention.

I like to be courted= free dinner, because I’m broke.

I live on my own= need money

I love my dog or cat= you come last.

friendly= Flirt, and manipulator, likes to lead guys on.

hmmmm, more we understand women, the more we don’t want them, go figure! Lol.

She’s always right, never wrong!

You’re always wrong, never right!

“I love you”- maintenance of income $$$$$

“I hate you”- denied income $$$$$

I’m going out with my girlfriends- to meet my new boyfriend.

I’m going out with my new boyfriend.

I’m dumping my old boyfriend.

I want to get married- I want a choker leash on you!

I want a divorce- I’m thinking about my settlement$$$$$

I want a new car- my girlfriend has a new car.

I want a new house- I’m a princess, I deserve a new house.

I want equal rights- I want to diminish your rights.

I want equal pay- I’m a princess, I really deserve more than you.

I am a woman- worship my holy Virgina, make it your GOD!

Why am I alone?- I deserve all the attention.

Why do you ignore me?- you must be gay!

Why won’t you listen to me?- your friends must be the problem!

Where were you last night?- while I was having sex with a stranger.

What is this MGTOW?- I notice you’re changing and I don’t like it!

I hate MGTOW- time to feed my cats…………………..

Do the actual words they use even matter?

• Prostitute
• disgusting
• gay man
• married
• Sugar Baby (prostitute who doesn’t put out)
• Fake (email/phone number harvester)