MGTOWLexicon for Womens Personal Ads – MGTOW https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/feed/ Tue, 09 Jun 2020 00:38:23 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=2.5.14-6684 en-US https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/page/399/#post-35399 <![CDATA[Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/page/399/#post-35399 Mon, 30 Mar 2015 18:56:48 +0000 Voidraithe 40 ish … 49

Adventurous … Will f~~~ your friends

Athletic … Smaller than a B cup

Average Looking … Has a face like an ass

Beautiful … Delusional

Contagious Smile … Does a lot of pills

Educated … F~~~ed my way through collage

Emotionally Secure … on meds

Feminist … Opinionated Ugmo

Friendship First … Looking for a friend-zone day labourer

Fun … Annoying

Gentle … Boring

Good Listener … Can pretend to care

New Age … Hygiene is overrated

Old Fashioned … No BJ’s or Anal

Open Minded … The wall is coming and I’m desperate

Outgoing … Loud and embarrassing

Passionate … Slut

Poet … Depressed

Plus Sized … Obese

Professional … Bitch

Romantic … Frigid

Voluptuous … Very Fat

Large Lady … Hugely Fat

Wants soul mate … Needs a provider

Widow … Murderer

 

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35404 <![CDATA[Reply To: Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35404 Mon, 30 Mar 2015 19:42:47 +0000 Cap285 Good stuff! If I may add, sir:

1. Vegas baby! – Hello, I’m 41 going on 19 and I entertain the idea of going to a place where it’s 107 degrees to flaunt my sun damaged skin at the pool in hopes that some drunk guy will hit on me.

2. good wine – Your dinner bill just went up at lease $40. Authors note: What the f~~~ is ‘good wine’?

3. My kids come first – You will be behind them, her ‘career’, iPhone, dog, friends, family, etc.

4. Tired of players – Fired off c~~~ carousel at warp 8.

5. Secure in his career – $$$$$
Has career goals – $$$$$
Knows where he’s going in life – $$$$$
Has a career and not a job – $$$$$
Is professional – $$$$$

6. Done with the bar scene – Men aren’t approaching me in them anymore. See 4.

7. I can still pull off a bikini – BWAHAHAHAHA!

To be continued….

Fuck this planet.
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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35405 <![CDATA[Reply To: Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35405 Mon, 30 Mar 2015 19:44:34 +0000 - Deleted on Request - You can also add:

 

Romantic – easily bored, requires constant entertainment

Loyal – will run off with someone “better” at the first opportunity

Simple tastes – considers reality TV and chat shows superior to Shakespeare

Intelligent – gets all her news and information from women’s magazines

Cultured – has moss or fungus growing somewhere on her body

Affectionate – is bored with sex, but expects you to put out anyway

Dedicated – sits on her butt and gets you to do all the hard work

Stimulating conversationalist – motor mouth

Sparkling conversationalist – loud motor mouth

 

I’m sure there is more to add to that list.

 

 

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35411 <![CDATA[Reply To: Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35411 Mon, 30 Mar 2015 19:55:50 +0000 Cap285 8. I can’t live without my iPhone (usually comes before her kids in the ‘I can’t live without list) – Social media addict.

9. I work out/run marathons – chubby, pudgy, etc

10. Let’s go Hawks! – (relative to where I live) I’m an idiot who jumped on the bandwagon when they won the cup in 2010, can’t explain icing or off sides but I’ll rattle off at the mouth telling a lifelong hockey player and Blackhawks fanatic who they should trade and that every loss is Corey Crawfords fault despite defensive lapses and superior forechecking by the Boston Bruins. Authors note: They don’t know what forechecking is.

11. I like all kinds of music – Listens to s~~~ty pop music.

Fuck this planet.
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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35430 <![CDATA[Reply To: Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35430 Mon, 30 Mar 2015 20:50:55 +0000 Smitty the Great One No games- I want to be the only one playing them

No liars- I am a compulsive liar

Christian woman- I have no idea what this really means, I think it makes me look good

My kids come first- Your wants, needs, desires don’t matter

Average body- out of shape

Curvy- fat ass

BBW- Thar she blows!!

Must be stable-  $$$$$

loves camping- blatant lie no woman loves camping, not one

great cook- she knows where the microwave is

well read- read a book once….(non-romance novel) didn’t finish it

adventurous- so boring it will make you long to watch paint dry or grass grow

caring- selfish

politically active- SJW, Feminist

done withe the bar scene- past the wall, guys are going after younger women

great in bed- dead lay

family oriented- wallet needed

friendly- will f~~~ anybody

not into hook ups- will f~~~ anybody but you

looking for a long term relationship-  need to sucker another man to pay for my life

this list could go on forever…..

 

 

 

Life is too long to play by someone elses rules....

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35440 <![CDATA[Reply To: Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35440 Mon, 30 Mar 2015 21:24:41 +0000 - Deleted on Request - Bubbly personality – often in the bubbly

Compassionate – my needs always come before yours, and you aren’t allowed to have any

Cuddling – prone to giving you choke holds if you look at anyone else

Long walks – I’ll get you to where you can’t look at anyone else

Travelling – only to tourist traps in Vegas, California, or Hawaii, the gaudier the better

I’m not a drama queen – I am a drama queen

Exciting – kinky

Dynamic – really kinky

Extroverted – will go to bed with anyone

Young at heart – ugly old tart

Youthful outlook – pushing 40 but act like I’m 15

Frivolous – irresponsible

Exuberant – really irresponsible

 

 

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35446 <![CDATA[Reply To: Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35446 Mon, 30 Mar 2015 21:58:24 +0000 bigboy83 Smart= I’m always right.

I hate drama= I love drama

Sensitive= I cry to get my way

Adventurous= slut.

Soul mate= it’s about me, and only me

I love my job= I hate my job, need a guy to rescue me, and payoff my debt.

I like to travel= Your buying.

I like sports= I hate men, but I like to invade male spaces to get attention.

I like to be courted= free dinner, because I’m broke.

I live on my own= need money

I love my dog or cat= you come last.

friendly= Flirt, and manipulator, likes to lead guys on.

hmmmm, more we understand women, the more we don’t want them, go figure! Lol.

Shit Tested, Cunt Approved.

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35447 <![CDATA[Reply To: Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35447 Mon, 30 Mar 2015 21:58:57 +0000 My turn:

She’s always right, never wrong!

You’re always wrong, never right!

“I love you”- maintenance of income $$$$$

“I hate you”- denied income $$$$$

I’m going out with my girlfriends- to meet my new boyfriend.

I’m going out with my new boyfriend.

I’m dumping my old boyfriend.

I want to get married- I want a choker leash on you!

I want a divorce- I’m thinking about my settlement$$$$$

I want a new car- my girlfriend has a new car.

I want a new house- I’m a princess, I deserve a new house.

I want equal rights- I want to diminish your rights.

I want equal pay- I’m a princess, I really deserve more than you.

I am a woman- worship my holy Virgina, make it your GOD!

Why am I alone?- I deserve all the attention.

Why do you ignore me?- you must be gay!

Why won’t you listen to me?- your friends must be the problem!

Where were you last night?- while I was having sex with a stranger.

What is this MGTOW?- I notice you’re changing and I don’t like it!

I hate MGTOW- time to feed my cats…………………..

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35486 <![CDATA[Reply To: Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35486 Tue, 31 Mar 2015 00:32:38 +0000 sidecar Every single woman’s personal ad ever = “I am fat and ugly and desperately want a man to pay my bills.”

Do the actual words they use even matter?

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https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35502 <![CDATA[Reply To: Lexicon for Womens Personal Ads]]> https://www.mgtow.com/forums/topic/lexicon-for-womens-personal-ads/#post-35502 Tue, 31 Mar 2015 01:43:57 +0000 peterfa w4m – either of:

  • Prostitute
  • disgusting
  • gay man
  • married
  • Sugar Baby (prostitute who doesn’t put out)
  • Fake (email/phone number harvester)
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