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I present to you:
http://uclassify.com/browse/uClassify/GenderAnalyzer_v5

Works none of the time some of the time, and all of the time some of the time. – Testimonial

“I like to kill raccoons and baby birds.” 95.8% female/4.8% male.

“I just love smashing the skulls of baby kittens.” 98.7% female/1.3% male

I rest my case.

“i killed small farm animals with my friends online and today we destroyed c~~~sector 12 and had milk and cookies after.”

Result: 91.9% female male 8.1%. hahahahaha.

It seems the more sociopathic or psychotic that we make the statement the more likely it rates it as female.

“John Wayne movies are awesome.” 90% Male/10% Female – Expected results

“It rained today.” 53.2% Female/46.8% Male

“Burning my children with cigarettes is what I like to do.”  88.3% Female/11.7% male

BWAHAHAHAHA – I think Tempered may be spot on in saying the c~~~s hate this guy,

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“Sometimes I really wish my exhusband would drop off the face of the planet, so that me and my boyfriend could raise our family just the two of us.”  98.6% Female/1.4% Male.

Hell, I’m starting to get a little more faith in it now.  @Tempered-You should have never given this knowledge to me 😉

“I make powerful decisions on my own.”

female 76.8 male 23.2

and

“for the past few years I am just going my own way.”

female 88.5 male 11.5

now there’s some class A bulls~~~ right there jesus christ.