Somehow growing up I always hated weddings, I never wanted one and I avoided attending them if at all possible.

I totally understand the business contract part of it, and I refuse to participate because I won’t trust my assets to any woman.

The last wedding I regrettably went to was extravagant, on the ocean, high end etc etc… People came from all over the world to attend this thing…

And those memorably words, “Speak now or forever hold your peace” made me puke in my mouth.

I would estimate that the wedding, gifts and travel expenses of everyone would have been between 150 to 250K, maybe more…

My friend who was getting married was the super mangina, totally brainwashed into a life of servitude with a smile. She had a confirmed affair on him 5 years later, I thought something was amiss and that she cheated on him 1 year after the wedding but they both quickly dismissed me, and I was removed by her from his friend circle,  I still think I was right.

Now they are divorced.

Point is, do they apologize to their friends and relatives? Do they return the wedding gifts? What is the point in all of this?

How selfish do you have to be to inconvenience all of your friends and relatives, who only get so many days off a year, to attend your wedding, and only to get divorced because she was a whore.

The feeling I get at weddings is now the same feeling I get when I go to a funeral.

Same here.

Fermat271 wrote:

The feeling I get at weddings is now the same feeling I get when I go to a funeral.

Same here.

Exactly. Ever noticed in Wedding Photos the groom has this happy/stunned type smile on his face and the bride has a more sinister, pleased with herself look? I have noticed it is very common.

Marriage, especially ones involving weddings,

Just occurred to me that they are not one and same thing. Lol. smh.

BD wrote:

How selfish do you have to be to inconvenience all of your friends and relatives, who only get so many days off a year, to attend your wedding, and only to get divorced because she was a whore

Man, are you arguing he should stay with a cheating whore for the sake of inconvenience to others? He actually believed the promises made by the tramp in privacy mostly communicated through her eyes as her mouth was stuffed with his dick.

Temporarily, the universe contrives neural tissue, by-passing millions of years of evolution, creating a pathway between dick and the ‘heart’. So when the dick is sucked, the heart says ‘Yes, I do’. Blue-pill allows the affects of this neural pathway to prolong and accumulate with successive sessions well past the immediate-stage of lubricated friction. The allure is usually over once the sessions cease- temporarily at first but soon becoming infrequent. However, the neural pathway has by then re-routed (hijacked) by the female (this time overcoming  universal forces) to directly correspond to her validation and moods as husband’s now perceived self-worth. The illusion finally breaks once she takes another c~~~ in her mouth. Two universes can’t exist in finite 3-dimensional space. Only a threesome would allow the creation of 4-dimensional space that involves hubby and her boy toy. But there are issues with uniting these two spaces due to fundamental flaws in the husband’s egosphere. Since no one gives a f~~~ about him, my research didn’t give a f~~~ either.

I am thinking of sending that as an abstract to British Journal of Medicine. They will reject it for the lack of scientific evidence. I will cry feminism.  Or should I cry patriarchy instead? The latter works for women.

I tried explaining the concept of marriage to my 11 year old nephew and you wanna know what he says to me when I’m done explaining?

That’s dumb, wanna play the game?

The bride to be then shows off this expensive precious stone to prove to her friends and family she landed a big fish.

Women can tell the value of a diamond ring at 100 paces.

Is marriage of selfish tradition, ha ha ha ha.