Am I going? Hells yeah. This is going to be a riot. First off, I’m just going to go as-is… no fancy clothes, no Axe body spray, no effort to impress anyone at all… and then I’m going to approach every reasonably attractive female in attendance and ask her “Are you single?” and count the responses.

My feeling is that there are very few actually single good looking females in Las Vegas, if anywhere. By “single” I mean living alone on their own dime, not waiting for some dude to ditch his wife or girlfriend so she can move up from “side-bitch” to “queen”, doesn’t have a teddy bear or grenade in tow ready to “defend her from rapists and pigs” and is ready and willing to get with someone at that party… like turn-off-your-phone, let’s-get-a-room-here, spend-the-weekend-f~~~ing get with. Doesn’t have to be me, per se, just free and prepared to get with somebody.

I’d be willing to bet there won’t be 2% of the females I talk to who meet that criteria. Chicks looking to do the monkey swing trade-up don’t count.

But hey, open bar at the SLS. I’m down with that.

Make sure you report back and let us know how it goes.  My money is on “sausage fest”….a whole bunch of guys showing up hoping to score a piece of ass.

Well….happy hunting!  Take pics and post ’em on the Internet… 🙂