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Hooker, Electric guitar, or Disk golf basket?

Russky — Fri, 08 May 2015 01:23:39 +0000

Wanna treat myself for 36th birthday. Which option should I choose?

Every option would set me back about $200 – not sure what to choose

– I could order a good-looking hooker from backpage and have fun with her for an hour

– I could buy Rocksmith 2014 for 360 and an electric guitar and a amplifier and have fun for years with it.

– I could buy a top of the line disk golf basket, put in my backyard and have fun for years with it

I haven’t had real sex for over two years ever since I got divorced.
Last birthday I spent in West Nevada strip clubs getting drunk but it didn’t do the trick even after dropping 300 on it

This year I want something more meaningful

What do you guys think?

proud carrier of the 'why?' chromosome

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Fri, 08 May 2015 01:49:13 +0000

I’d f~~~ the hooker, marry the guitar and kill the golf basket.

Seriously, get the guitar. Music is something you can enjoy every day of your life, even when you are old.

Don’t you think you save money by being MGTOW? Well, it’s your birthday, time to cash in some of your MGTOW savings and spring for that $200 “escort”. But not one dime more than $200, don’t spoil them.

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Russky — Fri, 08 May 2015 02:36:28 +0000

I am leaning towards all three. I already bought the basket. The guitar is at a pawn shop. Hookers are available everyday

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Durden — Fri, 08 May 2015 02:54:37 +0000

Guitar

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RoCrow99 — Fri, 08 May 2015 03:17:36 +0000

Sorry to say the unpopular thing here but I’d go for the hooker, but shop around me son. Get one that’ll make your c~~~ explode, and once you’re done, start saving for that guitar.

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Rennie — Fri, 08 May 2015 04:06:46 +0000

The electric guitar and amplifier. The hooker can’t provide any lasting enjoyment.

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Soul Man — Fri, 08 May 2015 05:20:17 +0000

Guitar player of 37+ years here. $200 won’t get ya much guitar-wise unless you can find a guitar player with a bad meth habit on Craigslist. Otherwise I’d just opt for some vajayjay or otherwise just put a S200 down payment on a good guitar on layaway. YMMV

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Voidraithe — Fri, 08 May 2015 13:41:51 +0000

Oh yeah Guitar

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Fri, 08 May 2015 16:33:34 +0000

I’m with Soul Man on $200 dollar guitars, and I’ve been playing for 30 years. Hooker or take that $200 and save for a better quality used guitar.

I’m partial to my 2007 58 Reissue Historic Gibson Les Paul, but those are kind of expensive. Even for a beginner who could afford it, I recommend not to buy it. The good thing about buying used guitars is that you can always sell it and not lose.

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sidecar — Fri, 08 May 2015 19:49:09 +0000

I’ve never hired a prostitute, played a guitar, or played disk golf (is it the same thing as so-called ultimate frisbee?), so I admit that my experience with all three is minimal. That being said, I can’t imagine that any sex you have to pay for is worth what you pay for it. My policy has always been: sex is free or it isn’t happening. I don’t know what your situation is, but it’s never let me down.

This is why I’d personally I’d go with something permanent. If you buy a cheap guitar or get a disk golf basket at the end of the day you have a cheap guitar or a disc golf basket. Hiring a prostitute only results in being $200 down at the end of the day and funny smelling underwear.