I do wonder if I get those comments behind my back as I have been single for so long. Doesn’t bother me but when I was told this at the weekend I made the point of pointing it out that it is a classic female response to rejection

I’m pretty certain the t~~~’s were behind all this nonsense.

“Well I could certainly be gay long enough for YOU to blow me. Who’s first.”

….. “Oh look, you’re not laughing anymore. Why not? Was that not hilarious to you?”

They never tried it again, and were licking my ass from that point on. I guess they never realized *not dating Ameriskanks* could also mean preferring Eastern European women – or girls from anywhere else in the world. But their math wasn’t so good.

Women: Come and play in my battlefield, today we poke for mines using bowling b~~~~.
Tomorrow me and my girlfriends are on the riffle range, and we need you for a target.
And on Wednesday we’re doing swamp maneuvers, we need traction mats, so bring a friend.

Men: GTOW….War’s over ladies (vomit), now shoot it out with each other.

I had the same thing happen to me while I was teaching at a certain post-secondary institution.

Unfortunately, that rumour reached some of my students and you can guess what that did for my reputation.  In fact, one twerp actually asked me in class why I wasn’t married.  I took umbrage that that.  First of all, it was during a course session, so it was completely inappropriate.  Second, it was about a personal matter and he had no right to even make inquiries.  I could have torn a strip off him, but I did something better.  I looked at him and said, “If that’s a marriage proposal, I’ll have to disappoint you.  You’re not my type.”  The kid’s reaction was classic.  He turned so red that he could have hired himself out as a traffic light and I’m sure that if there had been a paper bag large enough within reach, he would have put it over his head.

But the fact was that I rarely dated and, if I did, I was most particular about who I wanted to go out with.  Also, I seldom spoke about my private life with my colleagues, not that it was anybody else’s business.  However, that was also taken as a sign that I had something to hide.

I figured it out that one of my departmental enemies started that rumour on purpose in the hope that I would be discredited and fired for it.  I had to disappoint him.

What I’m starting to think may be the best response would be to pepper spray any woman who hit me. The whole perception of pepper spray is that it is a defensive weapon, albeit usually employed by women. I wonder sometimes about that perception of it being a defensive weapon being able to influence the perception of the overall event. Since the perception of it is that it is never used offensively, and the perception of anyone who has been pepper sprayed must have been out of control and deserving of it at the time, it seems more and more like the appropriate response.

I know it’s assault if I hit her back, but when the police arrive, it will be a more difficult story for them to believe that a man would have attacked her out of the blue with pepper spray. And I’d love to see the story go around some violent woman’s social circle that she got so out of control that a man pepper sprayed her. It’s almost like spraying someone with shame…

I’d welcome the opinions on this …

I see his point and adopt it myself, a man only needs to communicate that to women in his tone, posture and body language. The ACTUAL hitting her doesn’t ever need to take place if she understands that you will have no reservation about it. If she thinks you won’t, she will poke, prod, irritate and create extremely provocative situations just to see how far she can take it before you snap.

But if you’re Sean Connery, and you make it known that she will never get away with it…..
you can live 30 years married just like he did without throwing a single fist.

So with a lot of experience with women pushing me to the point of no return, I have finally concluded ignoring her hurts worse. Oh My God it hurts so much worse. “Bruises Heal, but abandonment issues are forever” is what I love to tell them. One f~~~ing punch, poke, prod and she is f~~~ing history. She was expecting a fist, but she will never get one. Because I will destroy her from the inside out.

A woman once thew a remote control at my face with intent to give me stitches. Apparently, I said something that p~~~ed her off SO MUCH, she thought it was acceptable to throw an item at my face. She missed. So i took her purse, and threw it FAR into the street traffic. When she ran out screaming after it (and they always do) I bolted the door behind her and didn’t even mail her her shoes.

The screams, the tears , the wailing, the BEGGING, the crying, the exploding my phone with 100 texts was such music to my ears….. no amount of beating her black and blue no matter how much I wanted to could have given me such satisfaction.

Now, when I get stopped at the market on a Sunday and the girl in the parking lot asks “Help stop violence against women!!??”

ME: “SURE!!! I stop violence against women every time I DON’T beat a woman. You’re welcome!”

The expression on her face was like like Beethoven’s 9th.
And inside, I couldn’t stop laughing.

The expression “You should never never EVER hit a woman….” is an incomplete sentence.
You don’t hit a woman , because you can hurt her MUCH worse – by never hitting her at all and ignoring her completely.

This is what a woman will do to herself if you just DO NOTHING AND TOTALLY IGNORE her. Now imagine the kind of mental destruction it will do to her if you’re out with any other woman who you like better. It’s magic:

The women I was referring to though, are not the ones I have a relationship with where that kind of communication is possible. I was referring more to women like that crazy bitch in the video on the subway train, or that teenager who squared off, spit and took a swing at the black kid in the classroom (I would post links if I knew how, but you’ve probably already seen them). Those women behaved like feral animals. If the video had ended with them being pepper sprayed, tazed or just shot with tranquilizer dart (like Marlin Perkins used to do on ‘Wild Kingdom’ when I was a kid), I would have thought those responses were perfectly appropriate. But that’s not how the videos ended.

In both videos, the men treated them exactly as would have been appropriate to treat male attackers (equally) and knocked them out. I guess I’ve still got enough old school thinking in me that I was surprised and a little shocked by it when it finally happened even though I could see it coming. In neither case did I end up having anything critical to say about the guys in those videos.