Last I saw of her she was sitting in her car crying because I laughed my ass off at this request. Apparently that was not the reaction she was hoping for.

@MuddyWolf,

That is funny alright! She is distraught because you won’t aid and abet her humiliation and degradation.

If you had fallen for it, you would have been the classic ‘sucker with a pen.’

What. The. F~~~.

CPT Obvious wrote:

She wanted to know if she could list me as a contact with the hospital in case she gets seriously injured.

Oh that’s nice. Has she never heard of a “safe word”? That’s an agreement where people who get off on that say a word like “pineapple” or “rain” in the middle of the act to let the others know it’s getting too rough. Because “no” and “stop” or “that’s too hard” is supposed to be ignored. So you say “pineapple” and that’s the way to set your limits.

CPT Obvious wrote:

And even though we’ve been apart for 7 or 8 months now I’m still the person that she trusts the most.

There’s a away to get around that.

CPT Obvious wrote:

She doesn’t want her mother to know.

You know what to do now. Call her Mom and tell her. Then at least you won’t be the person she trusts the most anymore, and you’re off the hook.

Women’s tears = Attempts to use “Water Power” to get what they want.

It reminds me of an animated gif image I wish I had kept a copy of. It was called “the ultimate beta” or something like that. It was an animation of a girl getting f~~~ed by some alpha chad thunderc~~~ while holding the hand of a scrawny beta boyfriend who was covering his eyes and looking away.

Same kind of scenario. She said she trusted him more than anyone and wanted him there for support. That poor sap never gets to f~~~ her of course, but he’s the one she runs to and cries to when she gets pumped and dumped. So pathetic.

You did the right thing laughing at her and not being that guy.

How do you punish a masochist ?
By doing NOTHING!!!
……………….glad you laughed in her face, she deserves far worse. .

@MuddyWolf – Honestly dude, I would have agreed to it simply for the comedic value. I may sound like an asshole in saying this, but that’s a call from a hospital I’d love to receive.

Just sayin’.

CPT Obvious wrote:

My ex stopped by yesterday to ask me a very important question. It seems that some new guy she’s seeing wants to involve her in a BDSM gang-bang with about 4 or 5 of his buddies. She wanted to know if she could list me as a contact with the hospital in case she gets seriously injured. She doesn’t want her mother to know. And even though we’ve been apart for 7 or 8 months now I’m still the person that she trusts the most.

Last I saw of her she was sitting in her car crying because I laughed my ass off at this request. Apparently that was not the reaction she was hoping for.

I may be off base here, but I have never heard of setting up a contact list at the hospital in case someone gets hurt. I why wouldn’t she just do it anyway, why would the hospital need his permission? Did she bring an official paper from the hospital, or was she just asking?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying you are lying. I’m saying SHE is LYING!! I think she just wanted to f~~~ with you and was hoping for some major reaction from you. And you are right, she didn’t get the response she wanted. The gang bang is genius for two reasons. You either get p~~~ed off and tell her what an idiot she is, which means you still care. Or you beg her not to do it, and she knows she can control you. She wasn’t banking on your third choice, laughing at her. That’s the one where she knows you don’t give a f~~~ anymore. Laughing at the thought of her taking four or five dicks at once let’s her know just how over her you are.

Good for you man, you just passed that s~~~ test with flying colors.

Perfect reaction.

I’ll tell her to go f~~~ herself. I guess she gets her fifty shades of slut, fantasy. Good for her. Lol