Depends on the country, in the UK you’re awake when they do it but you can’t feel a thing.

*Chuckles* no really it’s not that bad, stings a bit if you sit on it but your b~~~~ have enough skin so it doesn’t “stretch” and hurt that way.

It has become my secret weapon in a sorts. When the subject of children comes up I always lie and tell the little ladies that our kids would be cute and I cant wait to me a daddy and take care of my family. I get laid left and right all the while I’m laughing to myself. I’m like, “bitch you have no chance in hell of getting knocked up by me.”

I was being sarcastic with the garage statement. I did watch a documentary some years ago about a surgical procedure in Asia? somewhere that had men going to surgeons (using the term loosely) to have plastic BBs inserted into their peckers. Kind of a built in french tickler thing. It was done in garages and backs of store. The penis would be skinned open and BBs inserted under skin and then stitched shut. Similar to taxidermy. Infection was a big problem, understandably so. I spoke with a woman about this and asked her who the surgery was done for, pleasure wise.  The male or the female. We both knew the answer.

It was the same for my vasectomy. It was a simpler procedure for me than for the ex to have a hysterectomy .

Eddie Murphie’s definition of hysterectomy :

Where you scrape out all the pussy and just leave the box it came it.

Keep ’em on ice.