1. Women can do anything men can do?

Response 1: Really? that’s awesome! Now ejaculate. Shoot some sperm.
Response 2: Oh? Do this! (Then remove your shirt. If she takes the dare, you get to see some boobs. If not, you’ve proven your point).

2. Say you are sitting with a lot of friends and there are women among them. Poke the bear. Say, women are too stupid to understand technology. When a girl protests:

Response: Do you have a PC at home?
– Sure!
– What is its specifications?
Pwned (Honestly, I tried it over a dozen times, and it worked everytime. Funny thing is, I did it when I studied CSE and all the women I played this pwnage on, were from CSE as well). If she begins claiming that it proves nothing, ask the male friend next to you, the same question.

3. Talking too much about feminism and women’s rights?

The age old favorite: Go make me a sandwich!
With a twist: The sandwich is not gonna make itself.
My version: Earth to (the girl’s name) Can you hear me? Return to earth immediately, over.

4. A girl Messed something up? And apologizing? Good! Time to accept the apology.

Response: It’s OK, I never expected you to get it right anyway!
– What was that supposed to mean?
– Well, it’s not your fault, you are just born that way!
– Are you calling me stupid/callous etc.?
– No, I’m calling you a woman!
– How dare you? Preposterous! (Or things like that. If she is speechless, you are golden, if not, read on)
– Oh? Why? You are not a woman?

Honestly, that one above, I have used with my mom, sister and 2 cousins. Nowadays, mom doesnt even respond when I say something like tha, it’s like she has learned to accept it lol.

Anyhoo, some might work for you, some might not. Please do share with me your ideas as well, for the above situations and more.

“Well I wasn’t gonna say anything….”.

(when they pretend to be self-deprecating, I know how arrogant they really are when they say “what’s thats supposed to mean!!!”
She wanted a compliment but didn’t get one. )

“Women can do anything men can do!”.

“Who cares if they CAN? When they don’t“.

Talking too much about feminism and women’s rights?

“LOL I don’t talk to feminists.”.
If the word feminism comes up, put your glass down, turn your back and walk.

….or if you really want to p~~~ her off…..

“I like feminine women”.

The Manosphere is filled with tidbits like this.

One of my favorite quotes to use with women during an argument… “Listen dear, I would love to agree with you… but then we would both be wrong.”

I find it usually takes a few seconds for them to catch on though.

He: “I knew there was a reason you liked me. How horny are you right now?”

“If you were right I would agree with you.”

Some creature: You left the light turned on!
MGHOW: And you are too dumb to turn it off?

Some creature: I give a mean blowjob!
MGHOW: YOU WHORE! HOW MUCH PRACTICE DID YOU GET?

Some creature: I love you!
MGHOW: Are you talking to me? Or my wallet?

Some creature is talking about her emotions.
MGHOW: Wake me up when it’s time for me to care. No wait! I don’t want to sleep forever!

Some creature: You are pathetic! You will never be anything in your life! You will never succeed! You will …. blah blah blah.
MGHOW: But in the end, I will still be a man, which will always be my greatest achievement. Sadly, you shall never have that chance. I pity you.

Some creature: You cheated on me! I hate you!
MGHOW: You hate me?
Some creature: YES!
MGHOW: Then how the f~~~ can I cheat with you? You cheat on someone you love!

Some creature: You are an asshole!
MGHOW: Like you?
MGHOW: The Feeling’s mutual.
MGHOW: Thank you for the compliment.
MGHOW: You must’ve confused me with your mom!
MGHOW: That’s still better than being a woman.
MGHOW: So you say.
MGHOW: Good.

Some creature: I don’t need a man to protect me.
MGHOW: There’s a c~~~roach on your shoulder…. (Watches as she shouts “get it off!”)
MGHOW: Not until you do.

Some creature: I will get a job and make more money than you!
MGHOW: Then who’s gonna make the sandwich? Ah! You want to get a job as a fry cook.

Some creature: I have a headache.
MGHOW: Me too. And it’s sitting right next to me, complaining.

Some creature: I am tired.
MGHOW: Me too, of you.

Some creature: I am a proud independent woman.
MGHOW: I’m a man! Enough said. Because when you are really proud and independent, you don’t need to specify it.

Some creature: How do I look?
MGHOW: Like a woman.
Some creature: No, seriously, how do I look?
MGHOW: Getting patronized once was not enough for you?

Some creature: We have the right to vote!
MGHOW: And we have the right to win elections.

Some creature: F~~~ you!
MGHOW: You would? I thought you’d never ask!

Oh, another funny thing I found about Women faking orgasm: What are the consequences?
– The man ends up getting his pleasure anyway, whether or not she gets an orgasm.
– She wastes some energy in an futile attempt to appear as a pornstar because everyone can see through that ruse. Thus, ending up looking like a fool.
– She ends up never getting an orgasm during sex because she is too stupid to speak up.
– She thinks that she did you a favor by not trying to hurt your feelings, when all you would feel would be the delightful sensation of climaxing, whether or not she fakes it or takes it.

Faking Orgasms clearly shows how much they lack in the intelligence department.

P.S. I apologize for posting something controversial earlier, because of which, this post got removed. I have omitted those parts and reposting. I apologize again and if reposting was not an acceptable move, I would understand if you take this post down again. Thanks. I love this forum and I would do everything to not jeopardize its growth and popularity.

“F~~~ you!”.

“Make an appointment, dear.”

“I’m a strong woman!”.

“I’m a stronger man.”

(Almost always met with a p~~~ed off look.)

“I’m a strong woman!”.

“Is that anything like a strong cheese?”

Q: Why do women fake orgasms?

A: Because they think men care.