I just received an email from an ex girlfriend the other day, you won’t believe the craziness.

A little background on this ex:

I began dating this cute/good looking girl, I thought she was a bit weird/nerdy at the beginning and we were OK but then during the next weeks she started to walk me through her “problems” which she kept in check. She was going to see a shrink on Tuesdays and Group Therapy on Thursdays as well as taking pills, she never told me what was wrong with her, I don’t even think she knew what was wrong with her, but she said all of this was because she suffered from “Dystonia” which is pretty much a made up disease.

We were together for 1 month and I avoided f~~~ing her (A thing I regret a lot now but I will perhaps in a future, working on it) because I didn’t want to get hurt when I started noticing she might had been crazy. Now I’m older and wiser and realize that crazy bitches are hot in bed so I should just have f~~~ed her and dumped her since as we know that’s the only thing they’re good for.

Anyways, bitch went totally cold, bipolar, and then she dumped me on the phone which hurt and p~~~ed me off. A friend of mine who is a psychiatrist told me she suffered from BPD so I always saw her as crazy but now I realize she is not, she’s just an average woman and they’re all crazy. It’s funny, but she once mentioned she would never marry in her life because her sister was going through divorce and she said she understood how complicated marriage could be.

After we broke up she immediately took a trip to Cancun to visit a Shaman that could “cure” her from her fake disease, over there she met another guy and 6 months later they married and then had a baby girl. I learned from these news from a friend and I thought “Oh boy, that guy is so screwed, he will probably never f~~~ her again and he will go through hell in the relationship and then divorce”.

That was the last thing I knew about her, and 5-6 years after I last saw her, she just sent me this email:

Hi xxxx, how are you?

I hope you are well.

I guess it is a surprise that I’m writing you …

Much time has passed and I just felt like sharing with you a little about my life, remembering that you once offered me help to heal emotional wounds.

I’ll try to be brief and direct. I separated from my husband almost five months ago after four years of marriage. I have a daughter of 2 years 7 months. After a very shaky relationship with constant emotional ups and downs, I took this decision to separate.

Today, I feel good, quiet, looking forward in a positive light… Trying to be more aware of myself, of my emotional state and current and future decisions.

I’m not entirely sure of why I decided to write you… Maybe just the idea of knowing you are well and sharing with you that I am in the best of spirits to be getting better.

Recalling that you had a spiritual project for your life and wishing you the best!

greetings,

xxx

I know you won’t

But don’t ☺

Tread carefully, or as ILiveAgain says:

ILiveAgain wrote:

Don’t answer. I know you won’t But don’t

Road Warrior, I get the temptation to crack a nut over her face, but I would avoid this mess like the plague.  She’s the multiverse of mental cases all rolled up in one dense singularity and ready to big bang all over your life.

But even though she’s a BPD nut job I know I can f~~~ her and it would be hot crazy sex.

I also know she would go cold and distant, bitchy, after 2 days. So my plan is to f~~~ her with condom of course, and then just dump her.

Now I have more experience about how to handle these nut jobs.

She wrote me because like all bitches she wants attention, since she’s also BPD she also needs validation. She remains very naive and she has a background of a bit of a repressive childhood environment and daddy issues, so I know where to attack, I have already replied with an inception for her mind with messages such as “Marriage = no good, freedom, free, liberation = good, sex with no strings attached = good.

She already replied and it was positive, she would like to see me in Mexico this winter. So I’m not writing her anymore, I’m just going to spend the winter at the beach in Mexico and if the bitch writes me saying she’s passing by, then I will invite her, f~~~ her brains out and dump her immediately before she goes crazy bitch on me.

I think I would actually be doing her a favor, programming her to not want marriage and have no strings attached instead would liberate her and probably prevent her from getting married again and ruining another man’s life.

I’m probably crazy, I know.

Now I have more experience about how to handle these nut jobs.

Don’t handle this nut job, STAY AWAY from this nut job!

If you have to have once in a lifetime sex, go f~~~ a great white shark, it’ll be safer and you can live to tell us about it.

Just imagine every single mgow on this site … standing in aircraft hanger …. all looking at you.

Then in unison they shout

DON’T PUT YOUR F~~~ING DICK IN CRAZY

You have been warned 👹

avillax wrote:

“problems” which she kept in check. She was going to see a shrink on Tuesdays and Group Therapy on Thursdays as well as taking pills

Huge red flag.

KeyMaster said it best; thin it was…  One chance, per chick, per lifetime.